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=='''Rap Battle (Western)'''==
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Rhymes fresh as sea air; rap pickled in brine.
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'''North America'''<br />
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Even your cat just gives you flak.<br />
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I eat rappers like you like a tasty snack.<br />
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I'm at the front of the line—you're at the back.<br />
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If this were a race, I'd run you off the track.<br />
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Like an angry bee, I'm on the attack.<br />
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Skills and good taste are all things you lack.<br />
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When it comes to rap, you just don't have the knack.<br />
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You're doomed to fail—may as well hit the sack.<br />
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You're not a real MC—you're just a hack.<br />
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Your rhymes are the very definition of wack.
   
My style is so high, it's above the tree line.
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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I eat rappers like you as a midmorning snack.<br />
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I'm a rap firework so you'd better stay back.<br />
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If this were a race, I'd run you off the track.<br />
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My lyrics are fragrant, like a fancy spice rack.<br />
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When I crank it up, I raise the roof like a jack.<br />
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You want some fresh rhymes? Here, have a whole sack!
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My party's started, wanna be my guest?
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'''North America'''<br />
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Coming to this battle was your biggest mistake.<br />
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Hearing you rap makes it hard to stay awake.<br />
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I'm super cool like a fresh milkshake.<br />
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I'm the filet mignon to your chewed-up steak.<br />
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If you're trying to be a rapper, you're a total fake.<br />
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If your bad raps were leaves, I'd need a big rake.<br />
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Of all the bad rappers, you really take the cake.<br />
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Stop while you're behind, for the crowd's sake.<br />
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The sound of your voice makes my skin flake.<br />
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Your words are so foul, they give me a bellyache.
   
I'm so egg-cellent, I've flown the nest!
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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I could rap up a storm, but I won't, for your sake.<br />
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I'm such a legend, they made me a plaque.<br />
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I'm the rap master. Make no mistake!<br />
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I'm the word chef and it's time to bake.<br />
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I've never met a beat that I can't break.<br />
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If you bragged you'd win, then you done misspake.<br />
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My diction's the cherry on a wordy cake.<br />
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My rhyming's so phat it's completely opaque.<br />
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My words are jets and you're in their wake.
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I'm about to go off, I'll be leaving a crater.
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'''North America'''<br />
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Face your superior. Bow down and say my name!<br />
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For the worst rap ever, you're totally to blame.<br />
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Haters of your rap are like moths to the flame.<br />
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I hear losing rap battles is your claim to fame.<br />
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I WIN, WIN, WIN—the story's always the same.<br />
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I'm the greatest rapper ever, I do exclaim.<br />
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My raps are so wild, they make lions look tame.<br />
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Myself the winner I do proclaim.<br />
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You don't have a clue, and you ain't got no game.<br />
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Your raps ain't just bad—they're lamer than lame.
   
My style is so phat that it's got an equator.
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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Did I mention "bling" is my middle name?<br />
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First stop: this island. Next stop: Fame!<br />
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I could be a rich pop star, but that's not my aim.<br />
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I'm cool as a cucumber cos I chill in each frame.<br />
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I'm the best rapper here. You're not to blame.<br />
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There was no rhyme king till the day I came.
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During rap class, were you asleep at the back?
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I'm a word pro—you've barely heard of grammar.<br />
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In fighting games, you're a one-button spammer.<br />
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My epic rhymes make the cool kids clamor.<br />
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My flow is fly—you're a flubbing flim-flammer.<br />
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To pass my test, you'd need an all-night crammer.<br />
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To your copy machine I'm the paper jammer!<br />
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You can't even rap—you just yammer 'n' yammer.<br />
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You're out of style—I'm the epitome of glamour.<br />
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Your raps need fixing, so I brought my hammer.<br />
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Your rhyme crimes will land you in the slammer.
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I'm a rap firework so you'd better stay back.
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'''North America'''<br />
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I finished the race you only just began.<br />
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I shine so bright, you're gonna get a tan.<br />
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I'm a monster truck—you're just a minivan.<br />
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I'm as solid as rock—you're as shaky as flan.<br />
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I've been writing rhymes my whole life span.<br />
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If this was an election, you'd wish you never ran.<br />
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You're a rap-game egg—I'm the rap-game frying pan.<br />
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You're losing the battle. Was that your plan?<br />
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You're so bad at this, not even your cat's a fan.<br />
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Your idea of chess is kick-the-can.
   
If you bragged you'd win, then you done misspake.
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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I beat hip hop eggs in my rap frying pan.<br />
I've never met a beat that I can't break.
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I knit when I rap, and so does my nan.<br />
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My lyrics are scrumptious - I'm serving rap flan.<br />
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My rapping's so tasty it sells by the can.<br />
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My talent is raw, like fish served in Japan.<br />
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Now that you've heard me, you're surely a fan.<br />
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Think I will lose? It's not part of my plan.<br />
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Yo, lend me your ears, just for a second, man.
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I soar like a bird! That's for real, I'm not mocking.
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When I bust a rhyme, the whole island gets rocking!
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My meaning's so pure I don't need no translator.
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I warned you of my pwnage, so don't be hating!<br />
Others speak rhymes, but I'm an orator.
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My raps are so good, they're permeating.<br />
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Saying you're no good is simple fact stating.<br />
I'm the rap master. Make no mistake!
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The sound of your voice is rather grating.<br />
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Those ain't raps, but your attempts are elating!<br />
Don't try to step to my lyrical skill.
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You must find your lack of skill a bit alienating.<br />
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Your chances of winning are evaporating.<br />
Bad rappers get burned by my lyrical grill.
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Your lack of rhythm no one is debating.<br />
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Your sad excuse of a rap career is humiliating.<br />
I've got more luck than a four leaf clover.
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Your so-bad-it's-good rap gets my highest rating.
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My rhyme's an enigma, my rhythm's a poser.
 
 
I put the hip in hop and the rock in punk.
 
 
I love to chat with a tea at a nice cafe.
 
 
I'll bust this beat until I'm old and grey.
 
 
You want me to bring it? It's already brought.
 
 
Other rappers diss, but I'm not that sort.
 
 
You missed the boat, best catch the next flight.
 
 
I'll rap you a lullaby, so say "nighty night"!
 
 
Words dance in the air, phrases popping and locking.
 
 
I'm dropping free knowledge, take heed if you like.
 
 
If I were canine, they'd call me Rhyme Rover.
 
 
My talent is raw, like fish served in Japan.
 
 
Yo, pass me the rock and I'll make a slam dunk.
 
 
Hearing me rap is like seeing the light.
 
 
Say what you think, but please be polite.
 
 
I hope you don't find my confidence shocking.
 
 
My lyrics are scrumptious - I'm serving rap flan.
 
 
Rhymes are just truth, delivered in chunks.
 
 
My words are so heavy they land with a thunk.
 
 
I'm so dazzling, you'd better close the blinds.
 
 
If you'd want a fiesta, then shout "si senor!"
 
 
I rap all day and I rap all night.
 
 
I'll teach you some rhymes because I'm that kind.
 
 
I'm a lyrical architect. You can't beat my design.
 
 
I like orange juice every day, freshly-pressed.
 
 
It's lonely at the top but I don't mind.
 
 
Listen and learn! Opportunity's knocking.
 
 
The science I drop puts others to shame.
 
 
I'll stir-fry some rare rhymes, prepare for a wokking.
 
 
I'm like a new broom, and I'm here to sweep.
 
 
I'm not counterfeit, I'm legit to the core.
 
 
First stop: This island. Next stop: Fame!
 
 
This flow's in bloom like the month of May.
 
 
If this were a race, I'd run you off the track.
 
   
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I bring so much flair that I travel by freighter.<br />
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I'm gliding so smooth, I'm a lyrical skater.<br />
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I'm no rock-odile, I'm a rap alligator.<br />
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My meaning's so pure I don't need no translator.<br />
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My rhymes are such art that they need a curator.<br />
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My style is so phat that it's got an equator.<br />
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Others speak rhymes, but I'm an orator.<br />
 
You need rap nutrition, and I'm here to cater.
 
You need rap nutrition, and I'm here to cater.
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My rap kingdom stretches from east to west.
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'''North America'''<br />
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Don't step to this, or I'll make you pay.<br />
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I came to win—you just came to play.<br />
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I hunt down rhymes like they're my prey.<br />
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I mold these rhymes like a hunk of clay.<br />
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I rhyme all night and I rap all day.<br />
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I'll bust these rhymes till I'm old and gray.<br />
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I'm more grown up than Age-o-matic spray.<br />
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My breezy flow makes branches sway.<br />
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This flow's in bloom like the month of May.<br />
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When I show up, you best get out of the way.
   
Yo, lend over your ears, just for a second, man.
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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I hunt down rhymes like they're my prey.<br />
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I love to chat with a tea at a nice café.<br />
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I mold these rhymes like a hunk of clay.<br />
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I'd teach you to flow, but you'd have to pay.<br />
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This flow's in bloom like the month of May.<br />
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When I show up, you best get out of the way.
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I pound the rhythm! Like $9.99.
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From the Rapper's Union you should secede.<br />
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I brought my A game, but there was no need.<br />
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I'm a rap-game flower—you're a rap-game weed.<br />
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I'm the greatest rapper ever, for sure, indeed.<br />
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I've heard that failure is your rap crew's creed.<br />
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You're a little pup, and I'm best in breed.<br />
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Your defeat is sprouting, and I planted the seed.<br />
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Your ego is starving cuz you never let it feed!<br />
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Your rapocalypse is here—you better take heed.<br />
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Your resistance is futile—you must concede.
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I'm more grown up than Age-o-matic spray.
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'''North America'''<br />
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I'm super fresh, and you're just a sheep.<br />
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My flow's so amazing, it'll make you weep.<br />
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To get up to my level, you'd have to leap.<br />
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Victory is yours to lose and mine to keep.<br />
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Y'all sound like an alarm clock—BREEP BREEP!<br />
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You set off the bad-rapper alarm. BEEP BEEP!<br />
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You're a puny anthill, and my mountain is steep.<br />
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You're why they say that talk is cheap.<br />
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Your rhymes are shallow. Mine are way deep.<br />
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Your rhymes are so boring, they put me to sleep.
   
My diction's the cherry on a wordy cake.
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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2-for-1 prime rhymes, that's incredibly cheap!<br />
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I spit words like seeds. They grow, then I reap.<br />
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I'm like an abyss, I'm unfathomably deep.<br />
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My ideas aren't woolly, they're like a whole sheep.<br />
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My rapping's so pure it makes grown men weep.<br />
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My style's so bombastic it'll rubble your heap.
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My rhyming's so phat it's completely opaque.
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'''North America'''<br />
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A thesaurus is a thing in which you should invest.<br />
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I'm an exterminator, and you're just a little pest.<br />
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My rap kingdom stretches from east to west.<br />
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My victory party's started—wanna be my guest?<br />
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The ghost of bad raps has you possessed.<br />
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What you call your A game, I call a fail fest.<br />
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You win. JUST KIDDING! That was only a jest.<br />
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You're still a noob—I've finished the quest.<br />
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Your terrible rhymes my brain cannot digest.
   
What's up, never saw a rap master before?
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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I do my homework. I always pass the test.<br />
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I like orange juice every day, freshly-pressed.<br />
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I look real cool. I'm always well dressed.<br />
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My party's started, wanna be my guest?<br />
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My rap kingdom stretches from east to west.<br />
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My skills tend to chill, so you'd best bring a vest.<br />
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Think you're better than me? I do protest!
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You want some fresh rhymes? Here, have a whole sack!
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'''North America'''<br />
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Hearing me rap is like seeing the light.<br />
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I came for a battle, but you won't put up for a fight.<br />
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I can keep rhyming from morning till night.<br />
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I keep the crowd happy. I'm a total delight.<br />
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I'm an original, and your rhymes are trite.<br />
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My flow is fresh—my rhymes are tight.<br />
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You missed the boat—best catch the next flight.<br />
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You'd better wear shades because I'm so bright.<br />
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You're a li'l sparkler—I'm straight dynamite.<br />
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Your goofy clothes are quite a sight.
   
If nobody's listening, then try semaphore!
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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Hearing me rap is like seeing the light.<br />
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I must be a bird, 'cos I'm fly like a kite.<br />
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I spit words like feathers in a huge pillow fight.<br />
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I'll rap you a lullaby, so say "nighty night"!<br />
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My style's so far ahead, it's plain out of sight.<br />
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You missed the boat, best catch the next flight.<br />
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You'd better wear shades because I'm so bright.
 
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I think I left the kettle on.
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'''North America'''<br />
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Congrats, you won this battle! Oh, wait—PSYCH!<br />
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I'm a wise old wizard—you're just a li'l tyke.<br />
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I'm crazy talented, so we're completely unalike.<br />
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If my job was to hear you rap, I'd go on strike.<br />
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My words are a motorcycle, yours are a bike.<br />
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When this rap began, I should've dropped the mic.<br />
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When you took the stage, the crowd took a hike.<br />
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You squeak like the third wheel on a rusty trike.<br />
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You wanna be the best, but you're just a look-alike.<br />
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Your flow makes me feel quite a lot of dislike.
   
Wow. That was a really excellent sentence.
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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At rap university, I met my friend "Mic".<br />
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I'll get your mind turning like wheels on a bike.<br />
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I'm bowling you over, now here comes a strike.<br />
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I'm dropping free knowledge, take heed if you like.<br />
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I'm this pond's big fish, some say I'm a pike.<br />
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I've been rocking rhymes since I was a tyke.<br />
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If you're tracking my talent, you're in for a hike.<br />
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My rhymes have a roll like a kid on a trike.<br />
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My words may be pointed. Don't step on a spike.
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You've got something stuck between your teeth.
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'''North America'''<br />
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All other rappers fall victim to my iron will.<br />
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I'm a rapping inferno, and you're a fire drill.<br />
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I'm in my prime while you're over the hill.<br />
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I'm the sickest rapper ever—I'm just so ill.<br />
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They should put my face on a dollar bill.<br />
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Wack rappers get burned by my lyrical grill.<br />
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When the beat drops, I just can't hold still.<br />
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You can't hold a candle to my lyrical skill.<br />
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You're in a pickle now, so I'll call you Dill.<br />
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Your flow just feels so run of the mill.
   
My talent is endless like a very dull film. Wait...
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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Don't try to step to my lyrical skill.<br />
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I'm a rapping inferno, this ain't no fire drill.<br />
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I'm in my prime! Who said I'm over the hill?<br />
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I'm the sickest rapper ever. I'm just so ill.<br />
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My avalanche flow will give you a chill.<br />
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My flow never feels just run of the mill.<br />
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My rap's on the menu, you're left with the bill.
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...I don't get it.
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'''North America'''<br />
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A better rapper than I you ain't never gonna find.<br />
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I'd teach you some rhymes, but I'm not that kind.<br />
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I'm takin' the lead while you're fallin' behind.<br />
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If you're the henchman, I'm the mastermind.<br />
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My raps are so fast, you'll wanna press rewind.<br />
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One small rap for me is a giant leap for mankind!<br />
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Rapping's my pleasure, but for you it's a grind.<br />
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Rhymes are all around, but you're just too blind.<br />
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You're blowin' smoke and I'm blowin' your mind.<br />
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You're like a windup toy that can't even wind.
   
Hold on... Wait! It'll come to me...
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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A dapperer rapper you will never find.<br />
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I wear a monocle. I'm clearly refined.<br />
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I'm judge, jury and elocutioner combined.<br />
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I'm no rap henchman, I'm the rhyme mastermind.<br />
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I'm so dazzling you'd better close the blinds.<br />
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It's lonely at the top but I don't mind.<br />
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My rap's so fast you'll need to rewind.<br />
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My soothing voice makes the crowd unwind.<br />
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One small rap for me's a giant leap for mankind!
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They call me Bling Bonobo... I have no idea why.
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'''North America'''<br />
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Bad rhymes are illegal—you owe a double fine.<br />
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I'm a 10 out of 10, and you're a negative 9.<br />
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My flow's so cold, it sends chills down your spine.<br />
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No matter what I wear, I look mighty fine.<br />
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You came to rap but just whine whine whine.<br />
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You can't even afford to buy rhymes like mine.<br />
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You should quit rapping—you're on the decline.<br />
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You're a rotten tomato—I'm fresh off the vine.<br />
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You're so silly, you dash and then dine.<br />
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Your clothes are so goofy, they cross the line.
   
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
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'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
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I pound the rhythm! Like £9.99.<br />
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I'm a lyrical architect. You can't beat my design.<br />
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I'm no rotten tomato. I'm fresh off the vine.<br />
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If flow was a crime I'd be paying a fine.<br />
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If lyrics are crumpets, then mine taste divine.<br />
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If rhymes are cash then my brain's a gold mine.<br />
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My style's so high, it's above the tree line.<br />
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Rhymes fresh as sea air: rap pickled in brine.<br />
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To go off on a tangent, I'm like sine and cosine.
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I'm so cool, I'm like a fridge. No! A freezer!
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From my fountain of win you should take a sip.<br />
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Good rhymes are an item you need to equip.<br />
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I can flow forever like a leaky faucet. Drip, drip!<br />
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I hear you're SO hip-hop, but where is the hip?<br />
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If you were my waiter, I wouldn't give you a tip.<br />
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It's over. Get outta here. Good-bye. Pip-pip!<br />
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What's up? What's wrong? Can't think of a quip?<br />
  +
You can't walk two steps without taking a trip.<br />
  +
You're failing too hard, bud. Get a grip!<br />
  +
You're standing still while I'm doing a backflip.
  +
|}
   
That's just your opinion.
+
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  +
|-
  +
!Lines rhyming with -IPS (PAL Only)
  +
|-
  +
|
  +
Getting started is tricky, but you'll soon get to grips.<br />
  +
I don't rhyme for free - no, I'm busking for tips.<br />
  +
I find the best rhymes when I rummage in skips.<br />
  +
I peal off the beat and spit rhymes like they're pips.<br />
  +
My flow's concentrated, so take little sips.<br />
  +
Rap without me is like fish without chips.<br />
  +
When I leave the stage, the quality dips.
  +
|}
   
I'll keep rhyming until the cows, er... moo?
+
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="text-align:center;" width="100%"
  +
|-
  +
!Lines rhyming with -OCKING (PAL Only)
  +
|-
  +
|
  +
All rhymes improvised, this is strictly ad hoc-ing.<br />
  +
Here comes the rap Santa, so hang out your stocking.<br />
  +
I hope you don't find my confidence shocking.<br />
  +
I scatter my rhymes and the people come flocking.<br />
  +
I soar like a bird! That's for real, I'm not mocking.<br />
  +
I'll stir-fry some rare rhymes, prepare for a wokking.<br />
  +
I'm half metronome, always ticking and tocking.<br />
  +
Listen and learn! Opportunity's knocking.<br />
  +
Words dance in the air, phrases popping and locking.
  +
|}
   
You can't dance very well.
+
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="text-align:center;" width="100%"
  +
|-
  +
!Lines rhyming with -OOL
  +
|-
  +
|
  +
'''North America'''<br />
  +
Got you all wrapped up like thread on a spool.<br />
  +
I rap like a mummy, and you look like a ghoul.<br />
  +
I spit hot fire, but I'm iceberg cool.<br />
  +
I spit like a llama till you're covered in drool.<br />
  +
I'm a glorious steed, and you're a rickety mule.<br />
  +
If battle rap was a play, you'd be actin' the fool.<br />
  +
Put a crown on my head because I totally rule.<br />
  +
To be at my level, you gotta stand on a stool.<br />
  +
You missed the bus, yo. I'ma take you to school.<br />
  +
Your flow is a puddle—mine's deep as a pool.
   
Um...
+
'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
  +
Beware of my flow - it's pure rocket fuel.<br />
  +
Give up your job - now we're going to school.<br />
  +
I rap like a mummy. Were you spooked by a ghoul?<br />
  +
I spit hot fire, but I'm iceberg cool.<br />
  +
I'm a doctor of rap. So I'm nobody's fool.<br />
  +
My rap style's wound up like the thread on a spool.<br />
  +
My words are spit-polished, but I never drool.<br />
  +
Put a crown on my head 'cos I totally rule.<br />
  +
To be at my level, you gotta stand on a stool.
  +
|}
   
I've changed my mind. I don't want to do this.
+
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="text-align:center;" width="100%"
  +
|-
  +
!Lines rhyming with -OR
  +
|-
  +
|
  +
'''North America'''<br />
  +
Better up your game before I start to snore.<br />
  +
I'm raising the roof—how's the view from the floor?<br />
  +
Me winning this battle will be the stuff of lore.<br />
  +
My flow's so tight, it'll make your brain sore.<br />
  +
My sick flow is what rhymes were made for.<br />
  +
We're all done here—lemme show you the door.<br />
  +
You buy all your rhymes at the dollar store.<br />
  +
You're a wannabe—I'm legit to the core.<br />
  +
Your hair is so crazy, it's hard to ignore.<br />
  +
Your rhymes are OB like a bad drive. FORE!
   
My rhymes are so dope they are totally stupid.
+
'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
  +
I live in a penthouse, not on the ground floor.<br />
  +
I'm no counterfeit, I'm legit to the core.<br />
  +
I'm radioactive, like uranium ore.<br />
  +
If my flow were a banjo, I'd hit the barn door.<br />
  +
If nobody's listening, then try semaphore!<br />
  +
If you want a fiesta, then shout "si señor!"<br />
  +
My raps amaze: I'm a rhyme minotaur.<br />
  +
My rhymes are an ocean, so swim for the shore.<br />
  +
Other rappers diss, but I'm not that sort.<br />
  +
What's up? Never saw a rap master before?<br />
  +
When I get to the end, you'll be shouting "encore!"
  +
|}
   
What does that even mean?
+
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="text-align:center;" width="100%"
  +
|-
  +
!Lines rhyming with -OT
  +
|-
  +
|
  +
'''North America'''<br />
  +
Got a dog named Kitty and a cat named Spot.<br />
  +
Got your straitlaced rhymes tied up in a knot.<br />
  +
I dance to the polka—you're just another dot.<br />
  +
I knock it out the park like the sultan of swat.<br />
  +
I rap with conviction, but I never get caught.<br />
  +
I'm just so elegant—you're overwrought.<br />
  +
School's in session—you're about to get taught.<br />
  +
You can't buy a bucket—I'm draining the shot.<br />
  +
You would go hungry if you ate food for thought.<br />
  +
Your dinghy flips over in the wake of my yacht.
   
I'm so wack I'm... NO! I mean...
+
'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
  +
Don't step to my style, it'll all be for naught.<br />
  +
I connect all my rhymes with nary a thought.<br />
  +
I rap with conviction, but I never get caught.<br />
  +
My rhymes are homemade, never shop-bought.<br />
  +
School is in session - prepare to be taught.<br />
  +
Tremble in awe of the lyrics I've wrought!<br />
  +
Try to battle me, and you'll be distraught.<br />
  +
You want me to bring it? It's already brought.
  +
|}
   
I think I can hear your mum calling you.
+
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  +
|-
  +
!Lines rhyming with -OVER (PAL Only)
  +
|-
  +
|
  +
I drive this beat because I'm a rap chauffeur.<br />
  +
I'm cool as they come, so bring your pullover.<br />
  +
If I were canine, they'd call me Rhyme Rover.<br />
  +
My rhyme's an enigma, my rhythm's a poser.<br />
  +
This mic is on fire, gonna go supernova.<br />
  +
Words are like cattle, and I'm the word drover.<br />
  +
Words soaring like gulls at the white cliffs of Dover.
  +
|}
   
My room is better than yours!
+
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="text-align:center;" width="100%"
  +
|-
  +
!Lines rhyming with -UNK
  +
|-
  +
|
  +
'''North America'''<br />
  +
I'm flowing like a river, and you're in a funk.<br />
  +
I'm super clutch like a long putt sunk.<br />
  +
If you went to rap school, you'd totally flunk.<br />
  +
If your rap is a doughnut, it's not worth the dunk.<br />
  +
Is it roomy in here, or has your ego just shrunk?<br />
  +
Of lazier rhymes I couldn't have thunk.<br />
  +
The you-rap-bad theory I can't debunk.<br />
  +
You say you're a pro, but you're just a li'l punk.<br />
  +
You wanna be a lion, but you're just a chipmunk.<br />
  +
Your shallow mind is a cave I wouldn't spelunk.
   
I'm so fly I'm a total pest. ...Can I start again?
+
'''Europe & Australia'''<br />
  +
Bombastic, monastic, I'm like a rap monk.<br />
  +
I put the hip in hop and the rock in punk.<br />
  +
Is my head getting big, or have all my hats shrunk?<br />
  +
My middle name's jazz and my last name is funk.<br />
  +
Rhymes this potent could scare off a skunk.<br />
  +
Yo, pass me the rock and I'll make a slam dunk.
  +
|}
   
...I am NOT prepared for this.
+
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="text-align:center;" width="100%"
+
|-
The one who smelled it, dealt it.
+
!Losing lines
+
|-
...We might have to agree to disagree on that.
+
|
+
Cats don't like you.<br />
I thought this was a wrap battle? With a “W?”
+
Er...<br />
+
Er... Yeah...<br />
It’s past my bedtime.
+
My style's so chill it's like a nasty head cold.<br />
+
I can eat more blueberries than you.<br />
You drive an old car.
+
I can keep rhyming until the cows, um...moo?<br />
+
I can rhyme forever like a...really long...book?<br />
I can eat more blueberries than you.
+
I can run faster than you.<br />
  +
I do not agree.<br />
  +
I flow like a river full of fish and...twigs?<br />
  +
I forgot to brush my teeth!<br />
  +
I forgot to eat breakfast!<br />
  +
I forgot to feed my cats!<br />
  +
I forgot to pay my rent!<br />
  +
I give up. You win.<br />
  +
I have more cats than you.<br />
  +
I have to use the bathroom.<br />
  +
I need to go clean my apartment. Sorry!<br />
  +
I shine like silver, you shine like...gold?<br />
  +
I think I left the oven on!<br />
  +
I...disagree.<br />
  +
I...have no retort.<br />
  +
I...totally had an awesome rhyme and forgot it.<br />
  +
I think I hear your mum calling you.<br />
  +
I'm hungry.<br />
  +
I'm late for a dentist appointment!<br />
  +
I'm late for work!<br />
  +
I'm no good and you're the best. I mean, I'm...<br />
  +
I'm on cloud 9—you're on cloud...10?<br />
  +
I'm so bad, I'm...not good at stuff?<br />
  +
I'm so cool, I'm frozen solid like a...fish stick?<br />
  +
I'm so fly, I'm an annoyance! Um...wait...<br />
  +
I'm so hip, I can hop like a...bunny?<br />
  +
I'm so hot—you're on fire. I mean, not on fire...<br />
  +
I'm the master of rhyming...rhymes...together.<br />
  +
It's past my bedtime.<br />
  +
My rhymes are so bad they... Um... I mean...<br />
  +
Oh yeah? Well, um...<br />
  +
Roses are blue, violets are red. Wait...<br />
  +
Um...<br />
  +
Um... Yeah...<br />
  +
Um...what?<br />
  +
Whatever.<br />
  +
You can't dance very well.<br />
  +
You don't have a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/401(k) 401(k) account].<br />
  +
You drive an old car.<br />
  +
You look like a really...a really cool... Wait, um...<br />
  +
You look like a weird lizard.<br />
  +
You're not a very good cook.<br />
  +
You're quite boastful, aren't you?<br />
  +
Your dog ate your homework.<br />
  +
Your favorite movie isn't very good.<br />
  +
Your shoes are weird.
   
I can run faster than you.
+
(EU ONLY) I've got more rhymes than a grove has... oranges?
   
Er...
+
(EU ONLY) I'm so cool, I'm...really cool. No, thats just rubbish.
 
Um... What?
 
 
I’m late for work!
 
 
I put the "hop" in hip hop, because I'm a frog...
 
 
Um... Yeah...
 
 
Yo, yo, yo! Word! Yo! Uh-huh!... I'll get my coat.
 
 
I rhyme so well I'm like an...ancient...sea captain.
 
 
You're quite boastful, aren't you?
 
 
...Have I got time to go to the toilet?
 
 
I rap so well, everyone loves...my presents?
 
 
Ooh, burn! ...Oh... Wait...
 
 
You don't have a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/401(k) 401(k) account].
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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=='''Photo Shoot'''==
 
=='''Photo Shoot'''==

Revision as of 03:32, November 8, 2019

Chat Session

 

Conversation name

  • Blue - Guy's
  • Pink - Gal's
  • Green - Both

Mood

  • No color - Neutral
  • Yellow - Happy
  • Blue - Sad
  • Red - Angry
  • Orange - Surprised
  • Green - Winking
  • Grey - Eyes closed

Dialogue

Swimming Records
Mii 1: "The other day at the pool, I swam 3 miles straight. Impressive, right?"

Mii 2: "That's amazing! But not as amazing as my 12 miles."

Mii 3: "I've done 20 miles before!"

Mii 4: "Where are you guys finding these giant swimming pools?!"

Something New
Mii 1: "I need something new in my life. Something I can be totally passionate about."

Mii 2: "How about a puppy?"

Mii 3: "How about a sport?"

Mii 4: "How about dinosaurs?"

Telekinesis
Mii 1: "Recently I've been practicing moving things with my mind. I still can't do it at all."

Mii 2: "I can't either. It's getting depressing."

Mii 3: "I think I made that ketchup bottle wobble a little! Did you see?!"

Mii 4: "I wonder how long that takes to master."

What are they talking about?
Mii 1: "What do you think the girls talk about when they get together?"

Mii 2: "Us maybe? Nah, can't be."

Mii 3: "If we knew the answer to that, we'd be millionaires."

Mii 4: "It's a mystery."

Boredom
Mii 1: "I am SO BORED! I wish something cool would happen."

Mii 2: "Agreed."

Mii 3: "Truer words have never been said."

Mii 4: "Right?! Today is a total loss."

Push-up Records
Mii 1: "I'm so proud! Yesterday I broke my record. Ten push-ups in a row!"

Mii 2: "Hey, that's not too shabby!"

Mii 3: "That reminds me: I broke my one-finger push-up record last night. Not to steal your thunder!"

Mii 4: "Nobody cares about push-ups. It's all about sit-ups now."

Secret Base
Mii 1: "Yo! I have a brilliant idea. Let's build a secret base under Mii Apartments!"

Mii 2: "We could hoard a bunch of [food] there. We'd never run out again!"

Mii 3: "I LOVE this idea!"

Mii 4: "What an awesome idea! Count me in."

[Food] Extract
Mii 1: "I read in a highly respected magazine that [food] extract is good for your hair."

Mii 2: "I read that too. Maybe we should try it?"

Mii 3: "Really?!"

Mii 4: "No way!"

Adorable Couple
Mii 1: "[Female Mii] and [Male Mii] are an adorable couple, don't you think?"

Mii 2: "They're gorgeous together."

Mii 3: "I'm so happy for them."

Mii 4: "I'm not jealous. Nope. Not one bit."

Commanding Presence
Mii 1: "[Male Mii] has such a commanding presence, doesn't he?"

Mii 2: "Oh, for sure. It's incredible."

Mii 3: "He's like a superhero or something."

Mii 4: "You're crazy. You must be!"

So Dashing
Mii 1: "[Male Mii] always looks so dashing, don't you think?"

Mii 2: "I always notice that. So dreamy!"

Mii 3: "I'm not so sure."

Mii 4: "He's so refined!"

Eating Carrots
Mii 1: "I've been eating carrots for weeks now, but I still can't see in the dark."

Mii 2: "I have some night-vision goggles you can borrow if you want."

Mii 3: "I think that's an urban legend..."

Mii 4: "At least they're delicious!"

Best [Treasure]
Mii 1: "Aren't [Treasure] the best?"

Mii 2: "You're not wrong!"

Mii 3: "I can't help but agree."

Mii 4: "Totally."

Shooting Star
Mii 1: "I was looking up at the sky the other night, and I saw a shooting star!"

Mii 2: "You're so lucky!"

Mii 3: "What did you wish for? Wait, don't say it out loud, or it won't come true."

Mii 4: "I saw one too! Just one, though. That's still pretty special, I think..."

Boatload of [Food]
Mii 1: "I feel like having a boatload of [Food] today. Are you in or are you out?"

Mii 2: "Count me in."

Mii 3: "This day just keeps getting better!"

Mii 4: "It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it. Somebody like me."

Wish to be Cuter
Mii 1: "I wish I was cuter. I mean...hypothetically, what should I do if I wanted to look cuter?"

Mii 2: "Buy [a/an/some] [Treasure]! It will remind you to be cute when you look at it."

Mii 3: "I saw [a/an] [Clothing] the other day that would look adorable on you."

Mii 4: "You're already a cutie. Don't think too hard on it."

Mutant [Treasure]
Mii 1: "So...if you could buy a mutant [Treasure], you totally would, right?"

Mii 2: "Totally."

Mii 3: "Do want."

Mii 4: "That would be so awesome!"

Looking Cool
Mii 1: "What's the secret to looking cool?"

Mii 2: "Try pairing [a/an] [Clothing] with a monocle."

Mii 3: "Go buy [a/an] [Hat]. They're all the rage right now."

Mii 4: "You're cool enough already. Just be yourself."

Working Out
Mii 1: "I want to start working out more often."

Mii 2: "What, you wanna beef up?"

Mii 3: "Maybe I'll join you. The ol' guns could use some upgrading."

Mii 4: "Being made of steel would be awesome. Besides, the ladies love buff guys."

Food Mix Cure
Mii 1: "I hear mixing [Food 1] and [Food 2] can cure any cold."

Mii 2: "Do you think it's true?"

Mii 3: "Really? I heard hot [Food 3] and lots of sleep is the best remedy."

Mii 4: "Humph! That's a load of horse potatoes."

True Happiness
Mii 1: "What is true happiness? This question has been on my mind lately..."

Mii 2: "Freedom! Or maybe love. Or possibly goats."

Mii 3: "For me, it would be swimming in a pool of [Treasure]."

Mii 4: "Easy! Happiness is a belly full of [Food]."

Girls Getting Together
Mii 1: "Did you know the girls get together to chat here too?"

Mii 2: "I wonder what they say about us."

Mii 3: "I'm intrigued. Tell me more."

Mii 4: "Oh, to be a fly on the wall!"

Wish to be Smarter
Mii 1: "I wish I was smarter. Or...more smart. Or whatever. What should I do?"

Mii 2: "Eh, you're smart enough already."

Mii 3: "Add more [Food] to your diet!"

Mii 4: "I hear reading is good for that."

Strange Voices
Mii 1: "I've been hearing strange voices coming from [Mii]'s apartment."

Mii 2: "[Mii] is so reclusive. It must have been the television."

Mii 3: "It scared me when I heard it. I get scared easily."

Mii 4: "I think I know what you're talking about."

Something Tasty
Mii 1: "I could sure go for something tasty right about now."

Mii 2: "Food is the best! We should get some!"

Mii 3: "I hear this place makes some killer [Food]."

Mii 4: "You should splurge a little. It's good for your health."

Looking Stylish
Mii 1: "Don't you think [Female Mii]'s been looking especially stylish lately?"

Mii 2: "She's really cool!"

Mii 3: "I want to look stylish too!"

Mii 4: "I know! Surprising, right?"

Hairstyle Change
Mii 1: "I've been thinking about changing my hairstyle. I'm picturing...zebra stripes!"

Mii 2: "That would be very...unique."

Mii 3: "I like your hair the way it is."

Mii 4: "Don't do it!"

Something Untellable
Mii 1: "So I've been thinking... Actually, never mind. This is something I can't tell anyone."

Mii 2: "What?! Come on!"

Mii 3: "What if you whisper it?"

Mii 4: "I have to know! I'll die of curiosity!"

Weird Noises
Mii 1: "Did anyone else hear those weird noises coming from [Mii]'s apartment the other day?"

Mii 2: "From [Mii]'s apartment, you say? How peculiar. I wonder what it was!"

Mii 3: "I didn't hear anything. You must have been dreaming."

Mii 4: "I smell a cover-up!"

Opinions on him/her
Mii 1: "What do you think of me? Be honest—I can take it!"

Mii 2: "You're very nice! Especially when you buy me food. Hint, hint."

Mii 3: "You have the personality of [a/an/some] [Gift]."

Mii 4: "I thought you were [Mii] for the longest time. I still get you two confused sometimes."

Freaky Bug
Mii 1: "A bug flew into my apartment this morning. I'm still freaked out about it."

Mii 2: "That's the worst! Is it still there?"

Mii 3: "Ew ew ew!"

Mii 4: "Bug talk is NOT allowed. Seriously, I just ate!"

[Food] Soap
Mii 1: "I've overheard people say [Food] soap makes your skin super soft."

Mii 2: "Did their skin look soft? If so, it must be true!"

Mii 3: "You've gotta be kidding!"

Mii 4: "I've already tried it. Works great!"

So Talented
Mii 1: "[Male Mii] is sooo talented, isn't he?"

Mii 2: "What are you talking about?"

Mii 3: "Such an artist!"

Mii 4: "Yes, he's quite impressive."

Treasure Talk
Mii 1: "I had dinner with [Mii] recently. All [he/she] could talk about was [Treasure]."

Mii 2: "Sounds like a fun conversation."

Mii 3: "That's so [him/her]!"

Mii 4: "What a fascinating topic."

Coolest Person
Mii 1: "Who do you think is the coolest person on the island?"

Mii 2: "No contest. It's definitely [Mii]!"

Mii 3: "You're kidding, right? Should I leave so you can feel comfortable saying it's me?"

Mii 4: "It's pretty slim pickings, to be honest."

Nearly Spilled the Beans
Mii 1: "OH! By the way, did you hear... Oops, never mind. It's a secret."

Mii 2: "Secrets are for losers. Spill the beans!"

Mii 3: "Oh, come on!"

Mii 4: "WHAT?!"

Feeling Sluggish
Mii 1: "I feel pretty sluggish these days."

Mii 2: "You look sluggish too."

Mii 3: "Go home and get some rest!"

Mii 4: "I like slugs."

Going Somewhere
Mii 1: "After we eat, let's go somewhere exciting. Where should we go?"

Mii 2: "Let's go shopping for funny hats!"

Mii 3: "How about the amusement park?"

Mii 4: "Let's go to the beach! There's sand there. And water. Other fun things too."

So Into Collecting
Mii 1: "I've been so into collecting [Treasure] recently that I can't sleep at night."

Mii 2: "No way! Are they THAT cool?"

Mii 3: "I want to get into that too, but the stores are all sold out."

Mii 4: "I'm going to order a few online!"

In So Many Ways
Mii 1: "[Mii] is just SO...you know. Like, in so many ways, know what I mean?"

Mii 2: "Totally. In SO many ways."

Mii 3: "What are you talking about? You're not making any sense!"

Mii 4: "I absolutely know what you mean."

Legend of a Rock
Mii 1: "Legend has it that on this very island there's a rock that looks like [a/an/some] [Treasure]."

Mii 2: "Yes, I've heard the tales."

Mii 3: "I think I've seen it!"

Mii 4: "Apparently touching it after sneezing twice will grant you eternal happiness. And three wishes."

Inviting [Mii]
Mii 1: "Next time we should invite [Mii] along too."

Mii 2: "Yeah, totally!"

Mii 3: "For sure!"

Mii 4: "I'll ask [him/her] to join us tomorrow!"

Bad Hair Day
Mii 1: "My hair has been a disaster recently."

Mii 2: "Want to borrow my [Food 1] shampoo? It will make your hair silky."

Mii 3: "Try that new [Food 2]-infused leave-in conditioner everyone's talking about."

Mii 4: "Ha! You call that a disaster? Try living with MY hair for a week—then we'll talk."

Repetitive Topics
Mii 1: "Do you ever feel like we always end up talking about the same things over and over?"

Mii 2: "Definitely."

Mii 3: "Totally."

Mii 4: "For sure. Déjà vu."

Amazing Things
Mii 1: "Word on the street is that [Mii] has been doing some amazing things lately."

Mii 2: "I've heard that too. Do you think it's true?"

Mii 3: "Wow, that's a shocker!"

Mii 4: "[Mii] has been trying really hard lately. Good for [him/her]!"

Abundance of [Food]
Mii 1: "I feel out of it lately. I think it's the abundance of [Food] in my diet."

Mii 2: "Everyone loves [Food]. I can't blame you for indulging."

Mii 3: "I feel out of it too. Is it something I'm eating?"

Mii 4: "You shouldn't eat too much of the same thing. Every diet needs variety!"

Pirate Ship
Mii 1: "Rumor has it that [Mii] recently bought a pirate ship."

Mii 2: "I wonder if I could get a ride on it."

Mii 3: "Wow, really? That's epic!"

Mii 4: "Ha! That is so expected. I'd never do something so expected."

Hitting Snooze
Mii 1: "It's too hard to get up in the morning. I always hit snooze, and then I'm late!"

Mii 2: "Yaaawn. I have the same problem. So sleepy!"

Mii 3: "I have so much fun playing games at night, it's hard to go to bed at a reasonable hour."

Mii 4: "You should be more responsible from now on."

Ten Years Younger
Mii 1: "I read that adding [Food] to your diet can make you look 10 years younger!"

Mii 2: "It has to be true. Who would make up something so random? Nobody, that's who."

Mii 3: "That's not possible! You must have read it wrong."

Mii 4: "What happens if you're younger than 10? Do you...disappear? Sounds dangerous."

Pop Star
Mii 1: "I've finally decided what to do with my life. I'm going to be a famous pop star!"

Mii 2: "I believe in you, [Mii 1]!"

Mii 3: "Wow! You'll get to meet so many famous people. Don't forget about me!"

Mii 4: "You should join my band! Together we'll conquer the charts."

Knowing They're In Love
Mii 1: "How do you know when you're in love? I mean REALLY in love?"

Mii 2: "It has to do with temperature, I think. And perspiration."

Mii 3: "When you both order the same thing at a restaurant."

Mii 4: "Are you feeling all right?"

Totally Handsome
Mii 1: "Am I the only one who thinks [Male Mii] is totally handsome?"

Mii 2: "You think so? Hmm..."

Mii 3: "You're right. He's a total hunk!"

Mii 4: "Ha ha! I thought I was the only one!"

Something Super Yummy
Mii 1: "I smelled something super yummy when I walked by [Mii]'s apartment yesterday."

Mii 2: "Is [Mii] holding out on us?"

Mii 3: "Let's sneak in and eat it all ourselves."

Mii 4: "So THAT'S why the hall smelled like delicious [Food]."

Being Taller
Mii 1: "How can I make myself taller? I've tried everything I can think of."

Mii 2: "I don't think that's possible. And you're a good height already!"

Mii 3: "Try having [Food] for breakfast every day. Couldn't hurt."

Mii 4: "Stretching might help. Or swimming, perhaps?"

Running Faster
Mii 1: !"I wish I could run faster... What should I do?"

Mii 2: "Rub [Food] on the bottoms of your shoes. It's a big speed booster."

Mii 3: "I bet running while wearing [Clothing] would help."

Mii 4: !"It's all about passion. Run with all your heart!"

Petty Gossip
Mii 1: "Have you HEARD what they're saying about [Mii]? You think you know a person!"

Mii 2: "I haven't heard a thing. Do tell!"

Mii 3: "A scandal?! Oooh, tell me, tell me!"

Mii 4: "You should know better than to buy into petty gossip."

Why are they talking about him?
Mii 1: "The ladies can't stop talking about [Male Mii]. Wonder why."

Mii 2: "Look—now we're talking about him too! It's clearly contagious."

Mii 3: "I'm not the jealous type, but [Male Mii] doesn't deserve that kind of attention."

Mii 4: "That's ridiculous! I'm SO much handsomer, and I'm funnier too!"

Uncompetitive
Mii 1: "Sometimes I feel like I can't compete with [Mii 5]."

Mii 2: "[Mii 5] is one cool dude, that's for sure."

Mii 3: "[Mii 5] definitely has it all."

Mii 4: "[Mii 1], I've heard him say the exact same thing about you!"

[Mii] as a Food
Mii 1: "Random-question time! If [Mii] were a food, what would he be?"

Mii 2: "I know this one! It's [Food 1]. He said so himself."

Mii 3: "Gotta be some [Food 2]."

Mii 4: "[Food 3]. That's the only correct answer."

[Food] Quest
Mii 1: "I'm completely addicted to this new game I got. It's called [Food] Quest."

Mii 2: "I've heard that's really good! Can I borrow it when you're done?"

Mii 3: "Games are for commoners. I'm all about sock monkeys."

Mii 4: "That game is AMAZING!"

Best Singer
Mii 1: "I want to be the best singer in the world. Any suggestions?"

Mii 2: "Bribe a great singer to share some trade secrets. I have cake that could work. Bribe cake."

Mii 3: "Singing karaoke might help. It would be fun too!"

Mii 4: "Practice makes perfect!"

Reminded of [Food]
Mii 1: "[Male Mii] reminds me of [a/an/some][Food]. Am I right?"

Mii 2: "You really think so?"

Mii 3: "Hmm. I think I know what you mean."

Mii 4: "Eh, I'm not so sure. He reminds me more of radish soup."

Nearly Gossiped
Mii 1: "By the way, I found out that [Mii]... Um, oops! Never mind. Forget I said anything."

Mii 2: "Whoa, back up. What were you going to say?!"

Mii 3: "Spit it out already!"

Mii 4: "You've gone too far to turn back now!"

Girls are into [Treasure]
Mii 1: "All the girls are into [Treasure] these days. Weird, right?"

Mii 2: "I bet I can use this information to my advantage."

Mii 3: "Good to know!"

Mii 4: "Only girls could be into something like that!"

Stuff in Weird Places
Mii 1: "I keep losing things at home and then finding them in the weirdest places. It's so annoying."

Mii 2: "I STILL can't find the [Treasure] I lost last week."

Mii 3: "Happens to the best of us."

Mii 4: "It's such a headache when that happens."

Something to Say
Mii 1: "Oh! Wait. Um. What was I going to say? I think it was important..."

Mii 2: "Try to remember! I'm curious now."

Mii 3: "You feeling OK?"

Mii 4: "Are you getting old or something?"

Wider Chin
Mii 1: "I wish my chin was wider."

Mii 2: "I wouldn't worry too much about it."

Mii 3: "Your chin? That's a little peculiar."

Mii 4: "What are you talking about? You have the chin of a Greek god!"

Secret Menu
Mii 1: "Did you know this place has a secret menu?"

Mii 2: "What, really?! I've been coming here for ages, and I never knew!"

Mii 3: "So the rumors are true!"

Mii 4: "You've been holding out!"

[Treasure] Collector
Mii 1: "I'm all about collecting [Treasure] these days. It's who I am now."

Mii 2: "What a coincidence—me too! Maybe we should start a fan club."

Mii 3: "Really? Since when?"

Mii 4: "I'm rather fond of [Treasure] too."

Untellable Secret
Mii 1: "I have a secret! I can't say it, though, or it won't be a secret anymore..."

Mii 2: "Oh, come on!"

Mii 3: "Yeah! Seriously!"

Mii 4: "So not cool."

Loving [Treasure]
Mii 1: "Nobody in the world loves [Treasure] as much as I do. I'm not exaggerating!"

Mii 2: "That might be true, actually."

Mii 3: "I believe you! You seem totally dedicated."

Mii 4: "What? No way! I like them WAY more than you."

Something about Two Miis
Mii 1: "I found out something about [Female Mii] and [Male Mii]. It's a secret, though."

Mii 2: "I bet I know what you were going to say."

Mii 3: "Oh, come on! Pleeeease?"

Mii 4: "Spill the beans!"

Note: Only occurs if 1 Male Mii and 1 Female Mii don't have a sweetheart yet.

Hot Demand
Mii 1: "I hear [Treasure] are in hot demand right now. They're totally trendy!"

Mii 2: "Oh, really? I have a whole closet full of them... Woo-hoo! I'm finally trendy!"

Mii 3: "Is that so? I'll have to go get some!"

Mii 4: "Too true. Seems like everyone's walking around with [Treasure] lately."

Love Bug
Mii 1: "[Male Mii] isn't going out with anyone at the moment...right?"

Mii 2: "Why do you ask? Ha ha ha! You're so obvious."

Mii 3: "Oh. My. GAWSH. I knew it!"

Mii 4: "Someone's caught the love bug!"

Note: This conversation only occurs for a Mii who doesn't have a sweetheart yet.

Thinking about [Mii]
Mii 1: "SIGH..."

Mii 2: "What's up?"

Mii 3: "What's the matter?"

Mii 4: "I know what it is. You were thinking about [Mii], weren't you?"

Note: Only occurs with a Mii who has an ex-sweetheart.

Giving the Eye
Mii 1: "This is just between us, but...recently I feel like [Female Mii] has been giving me the eye."

Mii 2: "She probably likes you...because you have such attractive friends!"

Mii 3: "Woooee! Love is in the air!"

Mii 4: "It must be hard being so handsome all the time."

Note: Only occurs with a Mii who doesn't have a sweetheart yet.

Lover Boy
Mii 1: "I can't seem to get [Female Mii] off my mind..."

Mii 2: "Ha, I knew it! You're such a lover boy."

Mii 3: "That's weird. How come?"

Mii 4: "Oh, really? Is that so?!"

Huge Crush
Mii 1: "You have a huge crush on [Mii]. That's not a question—it's pretty clear!"

Mii 2: "It's so obvious."

Mii 3: "Ha ha ha! It's clear as day!"

Mii 4: "What?! N-no, I don't!"

Note 1: Only occurs for a Mii who doesn't have a sweetheart yet.

Ever start dating
Mii 1: "Do you think [Male Mii] and [Female Mii] will ever start dating?"

Mii 2: "Oooh! Yes! They'd be so cute together! Let's make this happen!"

Mii 3: "Seems likely. They're crazy about each other!"

Mii 4: "Interesting... Now that you mention it, I bet it happens!"

Note: Only occurs if 1 Male Mii and 1 Female Mii don't have a sweetheart yet.

Talking an awful lot
Mii 1: Hasn't [Male Mii] been talking about [Female Mii] an awful lot these days?

Mii 2: You're so right. I wonder why.

Mii 3: I wonder what's going on.

Mii 4: I've noticed too. Something's definitely up.

Note: Only occurs for a Mii who doesn't have a sweetheart yet.


Pity Party

 

Mood:

  • No color - Neutral
  • Yellow - Happy
  • Blue - Sad
Last Joke
Mii 1: "Tell me the last joke that made you laugh so hard it hurt."

Mii 2: "I just finished a book on antigravity... It was impossible to put down! Heh. Get it?"

Mii 3: "Why did the cat stop singing? It was out of tuna!"

Mii 4: "Why didn't the deer cross the road? Because the buck stops here!"

Luigi is taller than Mario
Mii 1: "I've got it! The funniest joke ever told! Why is Luigi taller than Mario? His legs are longer! Eh? Eh?"

Mii 2: "..."

Mii 3: "..."

Mii 4: "..."

Brush teeth with [Food]
Mii 1: "I'm not sure how, but this morning I accidentally brushed my teeth with [Food]!"

Mii 2: "Oh, [Mii 1], you're so silly. It makes me smile."

Mii 3: "That sounds ineffective, yet scrumptious."

Mii 4: "Well, I bet it woke you up, at least."

[Treasure] Man comic
Mii 1: "Have you read the latest [Treasure] Man comic? I'm completely hooked!"

Mii 2: "Can I borrow it? I don't like spending my own money."

Mii 3: "You've always had the best taste in comics, [Mii 1]."

Mii 4: "Who Man? What Man? Which Man? I'm so confused..."

That WAS NOT the dog
Mii 1: "Did you hear that?! That WAS NOT the dog, ha ha ha ha ha. Ehem. Sorry about that..."

Mii 2: "..."

Mii 3: "..."

Mii 4: "..."

[Food] off the menu
Mii 1: "This isn't happening! They took [Food] off the menu! What do I do with my life?!"

Mii 2: "Oh, that's awful for you. That your jam! Maybe you were the only one who liked it?"

Mii 3: "But you order [Food] all the time! This is not your day, is it, [Mii 1]?"

Mii 4: "Just get a chili dog. Chili dogs make everything better. Always."

I'm blue
Mii 1: "I'm blue. I wish someone would feed me something great to cheer me up... And pay for it too!"

Mii 2: "Um... OK."

Mii 3: "On the way here, I saw some [Food] that looked super yummy."

Mii 4: "I want some [Food]! Let's go! Let's go right this second!"

Drain Monsters
Mii 1: "The other day I went to take a shower, but I freaked myself out about drain monsters."

Mii 2: "That sounds like a classic [Mii 1] moment if I've ever heard one!"

Mii 3: "Drain m-m-monsters?! Those aren't real. Right?"

Mii 4: "So that's why you're kind of smelly. Poor thing. You poor smelly thing."

Cooking Disaster
Mii 1: "The other day I started to cook up a [Food 1]... but then something happened, and I ended up with [Food 2] instead."

Mii 2: "Is that...is that even possible?!"

Mii 3: "Ha ha ha! Seriously, though, are there leftovers? I'm so hungry..."

Mii 4: "That could only happen to you, [Mii 1]. You're so nutty!"

Searching high and low
Mii 1: "Rumor has it, [Mii] is searching high and low for [Treasure]."

Mii 2: "Ha ha ha! Oops, I didn't mean to laugh. Not out loud, anyway."

Mii 3: "I think I saw [Treasure] in the park once! It was incredible!"

Mii 4: "Weird. I though [he/she] was more levelheaded than that. Guess I was wrong!"

Intense Fight
Mii 1: "I hear [Male Mii] and [Female Mii] got into a pretty intense fight the other day."

Mii 2: "Something tells me [Male Mii] started it."

Mii 3: "They say the occasional fight is healthy for friends, but only if they use high-quality boxing gloves."

Mii 4: "No, not those two! I won't believe it. They're like two peas in a pod. A pod of friendship."

Shirt Backward
Mii 1: "I think I'm wearing this shirt backward... How could such a thing happen?"

Mii 2: "Oh, [Mii 1], you're such a riot!"

Mii 3: "I thought it looked funny... I kind of like it. Very stylish!"

Mii 4: "I'm going to do that tomorrow so I can be cool too."

Feeling Sick
Mii 1: "I feel sick...probably because I accidentally put [a/an/some] [Food] on my eggs this morning."

Mii 2: "What a waste of yummy [Food]."

Mii 3: "How did it taste? I'm so curious!"

Mii 4: "I bet that's nutritious, but not delicious."

Working Without Shoes
Mii 1: "My memory has been failing me lately. Yesterday I went to work without shoes!"

Mii 2: "Ha ha ha! I hope your boss wasn't mad."

Mii 3: "No way. I don't believe it. You're making it up!"

Mii 4: "That sounds painful!"

Sing some Karaoke
Mii 1: "I need to sing to be happy. Why don't we go sing some karaoke soon?"

Mii 2: "Oh, it's on! It's on!"

Mii 3: "La la la laaa! That's how we virtuosos say OK in sing talk."

Mii 4: "Count me in! Or maybe not... Or yeah, I'll do it! Then again..."

[Food] Fair
Mii 1: "I really wanted to go to the [Food] Fair...but it was all packed up by the time I was able to go. Just my luck."

Mii 2: "That is so too bad. That fair was the most fun I've ever had."

Mii 3: "Wait—it's over?! Oh man, I wanted to go too! Let's go together next year."

Mii 4: "You have to make time for the simple things in life, [Mii 1]."

Wearing a Cat's Hat
Mii 1: "Weird story. So I thought I was putting on [a/an/some] [Hat 1], but [it/they] turned out to be [a/an/some] [Hat 2] that belonged to my cat!"

Mii 2: "That's such an easy mistake to make."

Mii 3: "You're the ultimate scatterbrain, [Mii 1]! We love you anyway, though."

Mii 4: "Ha ha ha! I bet your cat was SO mad! I know mine would be... I'd be a little scared."

Mistaking an Attendant
Mii 1: "Have you ever called a flight attendant "Mommy"? By accident, of course."

Mii 2: "I think you're the first person to ever do that."

Mii 3: "That's just weird. You're weird, [Mii 1]."

Mii 4: "No...no I have not."

Spicy [Food]
Mii 1: "I had [Food] last night that was so spicy, I had to jump in a pool!"

Mii 2: "See?! This is proof of your spiciness!"

Mii 3: "Oh man. That's the funniest story ever told."

Mii 4: "Ha ha ha! You poor thing."

Moon Vacation
Mii 1: "We should go on a moon vacation soon. We'll split the cost of a snazzy spaceship!"

Mii 2: "I'll drive! Or...fly. I'll fly-drive. Or maybe we should hire a professional."

Mii 3: "I can't wait to finally taste moon cheese!"

Mii 4: "Now that you mention it, it's my lifelong dream to go to the moon in a snazzy spaceship!"

Dinner's On Me
Mii 1: "Guess what... Dinner's on me tonight! Eat up! Ha ha ha. Just kidding. Sorry—that was mean."

Mii 2: "..."

Mii 3: "..."

Mii 4: "..."

[Mii] Shape-shifts
Mii 1: "Yesterday I saw [Mii] on the train, but when I went to say hi, it was someone else."

Mii 2: "Are you saying...our friend can shape-shift? It all makes sense now."

Mii 3: "Hmmm. How mysterious!"

Mii 4: "You must have been seeing things. You're silly like that, [Mii 1]."

Dancing with [Food]
Mii 1: "I had this crazy dream last night...where I was dancing with [Food]."

Mii 2: "Weird! Did you do the salsa?! Get it? Cuz...food."

Mii 3: "Sometimes I wonder about you, [Mii 1]."

Mii 4: "What could this mean? Are you IN LOVE with food?!"

[Mii] on the News
Mii 1: "I saw [Mii] on the news the other day. I wish I could be on the news..."

Mii 2: "I was on the news once. It wasn't that cool."

Mii 3: "Try breaking into a bank maybe? Or marrying a celebrity—that could work too."

Mii 4: "Totally!"

Hat Washed in Dressing
Mii 1: "Last weekend I accidentally washed my [Hat] in salad dressing."

Mii 2: "[Mii 1], if you wanted me to make you more dressing, you just had to ask!"

Mii 3: "Ha ha ha! Now that's what I call a salad! When will you...lettuce see the item in question?"

Mii 4: "There's no way that's still wearable."

Copy Already Owned
Mii 1: "So I bought a book about [Treasure], only to find out later that I already own a copy!"

Mii 2: "It's a common mistake. Right? Gotta be."

Mii 3: "I've done that before. Twice. Same book."

Mii 4: "Good! Guess I'm not the only one!"

Mouth Wide Open
Mii 1: "Whenever I put drops in my eyes, I can't stop my mouth from hanging wide open."

Mii 2: "Oh, for sure. I think we all do that."

Mii 3: "Yeah, but your eyes want to close! It's inconvenient."

Mii 4: "Mm-hmm. We've all been there."

Sad Song
Mii 1: "This song reminds me of sad things..."

Mii 2: "Don't worry—it'll be over before you know it! Unless this is the extended cut..."

Mii 3: "That beat! So groovy! How could you not like this song?"

Mii 4: "Oh, really? But I love this song! It reminds me of strawberries and kittens."

Little Birdie
Mii 1: "So a little birdie told me...that it left a present on [Mii]'s head."

Mii 2: "Right on the head? That's so funny it hurts."

Mii 3: "Too much! Too much laughter!"

Mii 4: "Where did the bird get the money for a present? Oh wait—I get it now...that's just...ew!


Flying Disc

About to throw

Coming at ya, [Mii]!

Get ready, [Player]'s look-alike!

Go deep!

Here it comes!

Incoming!

Ready?

Three... Two... One!

Throwing

Bam!

Don't drop it!

Ha!

Hey!

Hup!

Everyone Is So Good!

Ha ha ha!

I could do this all day!

Sha-kow!

Can we do this all day?

This never gets old!

Woo!

Woosh!

Yeah!

Zing!

[Happy phrase]

Catching

Nice!

Sweet throw!

You're better than I expected, [Player]'s look-alike!

You're really good, [Player]'s look-alike!

You've got skills!

Looking good!

About to throw (special throw)

Check out these skills!

I'm done messing around!

I'm gonna blow your mind!

It's time to get serious!

Style points!

Style time!

Super skills!

Trick style!

Try to catch this!

The gloves are off now!

Throwing (special throw)

[Mii] Attack!

[Mii] Bomb is go!

[Mii] Cyclone!

[Mii] Extreme!

[Mii] Laser 5000!

[Mii] Power Blast!

[Mii] Thunder Throw!

Go go, [Mii] Tornado!

Super [Mii] Extreme!

Throwy throw throw!

Impatient (single Mii)

Gimmie a chance!

Hey! I'm playing too, ya know!

Over here! Over here!

Quit leaving me out!

Quit throwing it to [Mii] so much!

Throw it over here once in a while!

Stop ignoring me!

You always throw to [Mii]!

Don't forget about me!

Impatient (no activity for a while)

Come on!

Did you forget how to throw?

Hey, [Player]'s look-alike?

Hurry up!

Hurry up and throw!

I'm falling asleep over here...

I'm ready...

Wake up!


Magic Show

 
Magician Lines
"Excellent!"

"I can feel your power!"

"Just relax..."

"Keep cool..."

"Unleash the energy through your fingertips!"


BBQ

 
Cook Lines

Barbecue! Barbecue! Barbecue!

Cooking over an open flame is more art than science.

Everything tastes better cooked over an open flame. Everything!

I brought some marshmallows we can grill for dessert!

I built this grill with my very own hands. It cooks better than anything from a shop.

I made my own famous barbecue sauce! You'll never guess the secret ingredient.

I made my own veggie-burger patties. They're 100 percent organic!

I prefer to only grill organic, humanely raised, sustainable meats.

If you're going to marinate your meat, I recommend doing so for at least 24 hours.

It's burger time!

Just wait until you try my famous barbecue sauce. The secret ingredient is [food]!

Meat is good, but grilled veggies are the best! I love peppers, onions, asparagus, corn...

My favorite thing to grill is hot dogs. Well, maybe burgers... But I love steak too. And ribs!

Nothing beats the taste of grilled meat! Except ice cream, of course.

Salt and pepper are all I ever use to season my food. Sauce just covers up the true flavors!

Sometimes I'll grill up a/some [food] just to mix things up a bit.

These are the best veggie dogs you can find on [island name] Island!

These ribs are gonna be so good! I marinated them for a week.

This is the highest quality grill money can buy! I traded in my car for it.

Woo-hoo! Nothing beats a barbecue!

Attender Lines

Cooking outside is the best!

Delicious!

I love Barbecues!

Om nom nom!

This is so good!

Yum!

Yummy!

When smoke is blowing

Ack!

Blech!

Are you OK?

I need a gas mask!

It's really smoky!

My eyes are burning!

So smoky!

Sorry, buddy!

Try standing over here.

Ugh!


$ Insert formula here $==Rap Battle (Western)==

 
Lines rhyming with -ACK

North America
Even your cat just gives you flak.
I eat rappers like you like a tasty snack.
I'm at the front of the line—you're at the back.
If this were a race, I'd run you off the track.
Like an angry bee, I'm on the attack.
Skills and good taste are all things you lack.
When it comes to rap, you just don't have the knack.
You're doomed to fail—may as well hit the sack.
You're not a real MC—you're just a hack.
Your rhymes are the very definition of wack.

Europe & Australia
I eat rappers like you as a midmorning snack.
I'm a rap firework so you'd better stay back.
If this were a race, I'd run you off the track.
My lyrics are fragrant, like a fancy spice rack.
When I crank it up, I raise the roof like a jack.
You want some fresh rhymes? Here, have a whole sack!

Lines rhyming with -AKE

North America
Coming to this battle was your biggest mistake.
Hearing you rap makes it hard to stay awake.
I'm super cool like a fresh milkshake.
I'm the filet mignon to your chewed-up steak.
If you're trying to be a rapper, you're a total fake.
If your bad raps were leaves, I'd need a big rake.
Of all the bad rappers, you really take the cake.
Stop while you're behind, for the crowd's sake.
The sound of your voice makes my skin flake.
Your words are so foul, they give me a bellyache.

Europe & Australia
I could rap up a storm, but I won't, for your sake.
I'm such a legend, they made me a plaque.
I'm the rap master. Make no mistake!
I'm the word chef and it's time to bake.
I've never met a beat that I can't break.
If you bragged you'd win, then you done misspake.
My diction's the cherry on a wordy cake.
My rhyming's so phat it's completely opaque.
My words are jets and you're in their wake.

Lines rhyming with -AME

North America
Face your superior. Bow down and say my name!
For the worst rap ever, you're totally to blame.
Haters of your rap are like moths to the flame.
I hear losing rap battles is your claim to fame.
I WIN, WIN, WIN—the story's always the same.
I'm the greatest rapper ever, I do exclaim.
My raps are so wild, they make lions look tame.
Myself the winner I do proclaim.
You don't have a clue, and you ain't got no game.
Your raps ain't just bad—they're lamer than lame.

Europe & Australia
Did I mention "bling" is my middle name?
First stop: this island. Next stop: Fame!
I could be a rich pop star, but that's not my aim.
I'm cool as a cucumber cos I chill in each frame.
I'm the best rapper here. You're not to blame.
There was no rhyme king till the day I came.

Lines rhyming with -AMMER

I'm a word pro—you've barely heard of grammar.
In fighting games, you're a one-button spammer.
My epic rhymes make the cool kids clamor.
My flow is fly—you're a flubbing flim-flammer.
To pass my test, you'd need an all-night crammer.
To your copy machine I'm the paper jammer!
You can't even rap—you just yammer 'n' yammer.
You're out of style—I'm the epitome of glamour.
Your raps need fixing, so I brought my hammer.
Your rhyme crimes will land you in the slammer.

Lines rhyming with -AN

North America
I finished the race you only just began.
I shine so bright, you're gonna get a tan.
I'm a monster truck—you're just a minivan.
I'm as solid as rock—you're as shaky as flan.
I've been writing rhymes my whole life span.
If this was an election, you'd wish you never ran.
You're a rap-game egg—I'm the rap-game frying pan.
You're losing the battle. Was that your plan?
You're so bad at this, not even your cat's a fan.
Your idea of chess is kick-the-can.

Europe & Australia
I beat hip hop eggs in my rap frying pan.
I knit when I rap, and so does my nan.
My lyrics are scrumptious - I'm serving rap flan.
My rapping's so tasty it sells by the can.
My talent is raw, like fish served in Japan.
Now that you've heard me, you're surely a fan.
Think I will lose? It's not part of my plan.
Yo, lend me your ears, just for a second, man.

Lines rhyming with -ATING

I warned you of my pwnage, so don't be hating!
My raps are so good, they're permeating.
Saying you're no good is simple fact stating.
The sound of your voice is rather grating.
Those ain't raps, but your attempts are elating!
You must find your lack of skill a bit alienating.
Your chances of winning are evaporating.
Your lack of rhythm no one is debating.
Your sad excuse of a rap career is humiliating.
Your so-bad-it's-good rap gets my highest rating.

Lines rhyming with -ATOR (PAL Only)

I bring so much flair that I travel by freighter.
I'm gliding so smooth, I'm a lyrical skater.
I'm no rock-odile, I'm a rap alligator.
My meaning's so pure I don't need no translator.
My rhymes are such art that they need a curator.
My style is so phat that it's got an equator.
Others speak rhymes, but I'm an orator.
You need rap nutrition, and I'm here to cater.

Lines rhyming with -AY

North America
Don't step to this, or I'll make you pay.
I came to win—you just came to play.
I hunt down rhymes like they're my prey.
I mold these rhymes like a hunk of clay.
I rhyme all night and I rap all day.
I'll bust these rhymes till I'm old and gray.
I'm more grown up than Age-o-matic spray.
My breezy flow makes branches sway.
This flow's in bloom like the month of May.
When I show up, you best get out of the way.

Europe & Australia
I hunt down rhymes like they're my prey.
I love to chat with a tea at a nice café.
I mold these rhymes like a hunk of clay.
I'd teach you to flow, but you'd have to pay.
This flow's in bloom like the month of May.
When I show up, you best get out of the way.

Lines rhyming with -EED

From the Rapper's Union you should secede.
I brought my A game, but there was no need.
I'm a rap-game flower—you're a rap-game weed.
I'm the greatest rapper ever, for sure, indeed.
I've heard that failure is your rap crew's creed.
You're a little pup, and I'm best in breed.
Your defeat is sprouting, and I planted the seed.
Your ego is starving cuz you never let it feed!
Your rapocalypse is here—you better take heed.
Your resistance is futile—you must concede.

Lines rhyming with -EEP

North America
I'm super fresh, and you're just a sheep.
My flow's so amazing, it'll make you weep.
To get up to my level, you'd have to leap.
Victory is yours to lose and mine to keep.
Y'all sound like an alarm clock—BREEP BREEP!
You set off the bad-rapper alarm. BEEP BEEP!
You're a puny anthill, and my mountain is steep.
You're why they say that talk is cheap.
Your rhymes are shallow. Mine are way deep.
Your rhymes are so boring, they put me to sleep.

Europe & Australia
2-for-1 prime rhymes, that's incredibly cheap!
I spit words like seeds. They grow, then I reap.
I'm like an abyss, I'm unfathomably deep.
My ideas aren't woolly, they're like a whole sheep.
My rapping's so pure it makes grown men weep.
My style's so bombastic it'll rubble your heap.

Lines rhyming with -EST

North America
A thesaurus is a thing in which you should invest.
I'm an exterminator, and you're just a little pest.
My rap kingdom stretches from east to west.
My victory party's started—wanna be my guest?
The ghost of bad raps has you possessed.
What you call your A game, I call a fail fest.
You win. JUST KIDDING! That was only a jest.
You're still a noob—I've finished the quest.
Your terrible rhymes my brain cannot digest.

Europe & Australia
I do my homework. I always pass the test.
I like orange juice every day, freshly-pressed.
I look real cool. I'm always well dressed.
My party's started, wanna be my guest?
My rap kingdom stretches from east to west.
My skills tend to chill, so you'd best bring a vest.
Think you're better than me? I do protest!

Lines rhyming with -IGHT

North America
Hearing me rap is like seeing the light.
I came for a battle, but you won't put up for a fight.
I can keep rhyming from morning till night.
I keep the crowd happy. I'm a total delight.
I'm an original, and your rhymes are trite.
My flow is fresh—my rhymes are tight.
You missed the boat—best catch the next flight.
You'd better wear shades because I'm so bright.
You're a li'l sparkler—I'm straight dynamite.
Your goofy clothes are quite a sight.

Europe & Australia
Hearing me rap is like seeing the light.
I must be a bird, 'cos I'm fly like a kite.
I spit words like feathers in a huge pillow fight.
I'll rap you a lullaby, so say "nighty night"!
My style's so far ahead, it's plain out of sight.
You missed the boat, best catch the next flight.
You'd better wear shades because I'm so bright.

Lines rhyming with -IKE

North America
Congrats, you won this battle! Oh, wait—PSYCH!
I'm a wise old wizard—you're just a li'l tyke.
I'm crazy talented, so we're completely unalike.
If my job was to hear you rap, I'd go on strike.
My words are a motorcycle, yours are a bike.
When this rap began, I should've dropped the mic.
When you took the stage, the crowd took a hike.
You squeak like the third wheel on a rusty trike.
You wanna be the best, but you're just a look-alike.
Your flow makes me feel quite a lot of dislike.

Europe & Australia
At rap university, I met my friend "Mic".
I'll get your mind turning like wheels on a bike.
I'm bowling you over, now here comes a strike.
I'm dropping free knowledge, take heed if you like.
I'm this pond's big fish, some say I'm a pike.
I've been rocking rhymes since I was a tyke.
If you're tracking my talent, you're in for a hike.
My rhymes have a roll like a kid on a trike.
My words may be pointed. Don't step on a spike.

Lines rhyming with -ILL

North America
All other rappers fall victim to my iron will.
I'm a rapping inferno, and you're a fire drill.
I'm in my prime while you're over the hill.
I'm the sickest rapper ever—I'm just so ill.
They should put my face on a dollar bill.
Wack rappers get burned by my lyrical grill.
When the beat drops, I just can't hold still.
You can't hold a candle to my lyrical skill.
You're in a pickle now, so I'll call you Dill.
Your flow just feels so run of the mill.

Europe & Australia
Don't try to step to my lyrical skill.
I'm a rapping inferno, this ain't no fire drill.
I'm in my prime! Who said I'm over the hill?
I'm the sickest rapper ever. I'm just so ill.
My avalanche flow will give you a chill.
My flow never feels just run of the mill.
My rap's on the menu, you're left with the bill.

Lines rhyming with -IND

North America
A better rapper than I you ain't never gonna find.
I'd teach you some rhymes, but I'm not that kind.
I'm takin' the lead while you're fallin' behind.
If you're the henchman, I'm the mastermind.
My raps are so fast, you'll wanna press rewind.
One small rap for me is a giant leap for mankind!
Rapping's my pleasure, but for you it's a grind.
Rhymes are all around, but you're just too blind.
You're blowin' smoke and I'm blowin' your mind.
You're like a windup toy that can't even wind.

Europe & Australia
A dapperer rapper you will never find.
I wear a monocle. I'm clearly refined.
I'm judge, jury and elocutioner combined.
I'm no rap henchman, I'm the rhyme mastermind.
I'm so dazzling you'd better close the blinds.
It's lonely at the top but I don't mind.
My rap's so fast you'll need to rewind.
My soothing voice makes the crowd unwind.
One small rap for me's a giant leap for mankind!

Lines rhyming with -INE

North America
Bad rhymes are illegal—you owe a double fine.
I'm a 10 out of 10, and you're a negative 9.
My flow's so cold, it sends chills down your spine.
No matter what I wear, I look mighty fine.
You came to rap but just whine whine whine.
You can't even afford to buy rhymes like mine.
You should quit rapping—you're on the decline.
You're a rotten tomato—I'm fresh off the vine.
You're so silly, you dash and then dine.
Your clothes are so goofy, they cross the line.

Europe & Australia
I pound the rhythm! Like £9.99.
I'm a lyrical architect. You can't beat my design.
I'm no rotten tomato. I'm fresh off the vine.
If flow was a crime I'd be paying a fine.
If lyrics are crumpets, then mine taste divine.
If rhymes are cash then my brain's a gold mine.
My style's so high, it's above the tree line.
Rhymes fresh as sea air: rap pickled in brine.
To go off on a tangent, I'm like sine and cosine.

Lines rhyming with -IP

From my fountain of win you should take a sip.
Good rhymes are an item you need to equip.
I can flow forever like a leaky faucet. Drip, drip!
I hear you're SO hip-hop, but where is the hip?
If you were my waiter, I wouldn't give you a tip.
It's over. Get outta here. Good-bye. Pip-pip!
What's up? What's wrong? Can't think of a quip?
You can't walk two steps without taking a trip.
You're failing too hard, bud. Get a grip!
You're standing still while I'm doing a backflip.

Lines rhyming with -IPS (PAL Only)

Getting started is tricky, but you'll soon get to grips.
I don't rhyme for free - no, I'm busking for tips.
I find the best rhymes when I rummage in skips.
I peal off the beat and spit rhymes like they're pips.
My flow's concentrated, so take little sips.
Rap without me is like fish without chips.
When I leave the stage, the quality dips.

Lines rhyming with -OCKING (PAL Only)

All rhymes improvised, this is strictly ad hoc-ing.
Here comes the rap Santa, so hang out your stocking.
I hope you don't find my confidence shocking.
I scatter my rhymes and the people come flocking.
I soar like a bird! That's for real, I'm not mocking.
I'll stir-fry some rare rhymes, prepare for a wokking.
I'm half metronome, always ticking and tocking.
Listen and learn! Opportunity's knocking.
Words dance in the air, phrases popping and locking.

Lines rhyming with -OOL

North America
Got you all wrapped up like thread on a spool.
I rap like a mummy, and you look like a ghoul.
I spit hot fire, but I'm iceberg cool.
I spit like a llama till you're covered in drool.
I'm a glorious steed, and you're a rickety mule.
If battle rap was a play, you'd be actin' the fool.
Put a crown on my head because I totally rule.
To be at my level, you gotta stand on a stool.
You missed the bus, yo. I'ma take you to school.
Your flow is a puddle—mine's deep as a pool.

Europe & Australia
Beware of my flow - it's pure rocket fuel.
Give up your job - now we're going to school.
I rap like a mummy. Were you spooked by a ghoul?
I spit hot fire, but I'm iceberg cool.
I'm a doctor of rap. So I'm nobody's fool.
My rap style's wound up like the thread on a spool.
My words are spit-polished, but I never drool.
Put a crown on my head 'cos I totally rule.
To be at my level, you gotta stand on a stool.

Lines rhyming with -OR

North America
Better up your game before I start to snore.
I'm raising the roof—how's the view from the floor?
Me winning this battle will be the stuff of lore.
My flow's so tight, it'll make your brain sore.
My sick flow is what rhymes were made for.
We're all done here—lemme show you the door.
You buy all your rhymes at the dollar store.
You're a wannabe—I'm legit to the core.
Your hair is so crazy, it's hard to ignore.
Your rhymes are OB like a bad drive. FORE!

Europe & Australia
I live in a penthouse, not on the ground floor.
I'm no counterfeit, I'm legit to the core.
I'm radioactive, like uranium ore.
If my flow were a banjo, I'd hit the barn door.
If nobody's listening, then try semaphore!
If you want a fiesta, then shout "si señor!"
My raps amaze: I'm a rhyme minotaur.
My rhymes are an ocean, so swim for the shore.
Other rappers diss, but I'm not that sort.
What's up? Never saw a rap master before?
When I get to the end, you'll be shouting "encore!"

Lines rhyming with -OT

North America
Got a dog named Kitty and a cat named Spot.
Got your straitlaced rhymes tied up in a knot.
I dance to the polka—you're just another dot.
I knock it out the park like the sultan of swat.
I rap with conviction, but I never get caught.
I'm just so elegant—you're overwrought.
School's in session—you're about to get taught.
You can't buy a bucket—I'm draining the shot.
You would go hungry if you ate food for thought.
Your dinghy flips over in the wake of my yacht.

Europe & Australia
Don't step to my style, it'll all be for naught.
I connect all my rhymes with nary a thought.
I rap with conviction, but I never get caught.
My rhymes are homemade, never shop-bought.
School is in session - prepare to be taught.
Tremble in awe of the lyrics I've wrought!
Try to battle me, and you'll be distraught.
You want me to bring it? It's already brought.

Lines rhyming with -OVER (PAL Only)

I drive this beat because I'm a rap chauffeur.
I'm cool as they come, so bring your pullover.
If I were canine, they'd call me Rhyme Rover.
My rhyme's an enigma, my rhythm's a poser.
This mic is on fire, gonna go supernova.
Words are like cattle, and I'm the word drover.
Words soaring like gulls at the white cliffs of Dover.

Lines rhyming with -UNK

North America
I'm flowing like a river, and you're in a funk.
I'm super clutch like a long putt sunk.
If you went to rap school, you'd totally flunk.
If your rap is a doughnut, it's not worth the dunk.
Is it roomy in here, or has your ego just shrunk?
Of lazier rhymes I couldn't have thunk.
The you-rap-bad theory I can't debunk.
You say you're a pro, but you're just a li'l punk.
You wanna be a lion, but you're just a chipmunk.
Your shallow mind is a cave I wouldn't spelunk.

Europe & Australia
Bombastic, monastic, I'm like a rap monk.
I put the hip in hop and the rock in punk.
Is my head getting big, or have all my hats shrunk?
My middle name's jazz and my last name is funk.
Rhymes this potent could scare off a skunk.
Yo, pass me the rock and I'll make a slam dunk.

Losing lines

Cats don't like you.
Er...
Er... Yeah...
My style's so chill it's like a nasty head cold.
I can eat more blueberries than you.
I can keep rhyming until the cows, um...moo?
I can rhyme forever like a...really long...book?
I can run faster than you.
I do not agree.
I flow like a river full of fish and...twigs?
I forgot to brush my teeth!
I forgot to eat breakfast!
I forgot to feed my cats!
I forgot to pay my rent!
I give up. You win.
I have more cats than you.
I have to use the bathroom.
I need to go clean my apartment. Sorry!
I shine like silver, you shine like...gold?
I think I left the oven on!
I...disagree.
I...have no retort.
I...totally had an awesome rhyme and forgot it.
I think I hear your mum calling you.
I'm hungry.
I'm late for a dentist appointment!
I'm late for work!
I'm no good and you're the best. I mean, I'm...
I'm on cloud 9—you're on cloud...10?
I'm so bad, I'm...not good at stuff?
I'm so cool, I'm frozen solid like a...fish stick?
I'm so fly, I'm an annoyance! Um...wait...
I'm so hip, I can hop like a...bunny?
I'm so hot—you're on fire. I mean, not on fire...
I'm the master of rhyming...rhymes...together.
It's past my bedtime.
My rhymes are so bad they... Um... I mean...
Oh yeah? Well, um...
Roses are blue, violets are red. Wait...
Um...
Um... Yeah...
Um...what?
Whatever.
You can't dance very well.
You don't have a 401(k) account.
You drive an old car.
You look like a really...a really cool... Wait, um...
You look like a weird lizard.
You're not a very good cook.
You're quite boastful, aren't you?
Your dog ate your homework.
Your favorite movie isn't very good.
Your shoes are weird.

(EU ONLY) I've got more rhymes than a grove has... oranges?

(EU ONLY) I'm so cool, I'm...really cool. No, thats just rubbish.

Photo Shoot

 
Introductions

"Excuse me? You've got the most amazing look! Would you mind if I took your photo?"

"Excuse me... Hi! I've never seen such an amazing look. It would be an honor to photograph you."

"Excuse me? Pardon me! You're stunning. STUNNING! Can I please take your picture?"

"Good day! You've got such an amazing look... Would you mind being photographed?"

"Hey! Excuse me! You've really got something special. Would you like to pose for some photos?"

"Hey! You there! I'm taking portraits of people in the park today. Would you be interesting in participating?"

"Hello! Hello! You look amazingly photogenic, Would you let me take your picture?"

"Hey! I've been watching you. What do you say about having a photo shoot with me?"

"Hey! Wait! You've got something. Would you let me take some photos of you?"

"Hey! You there! You've got THE LOOK! I've got to get a photo of you."

"Hey! You there! You look electrifying! I just have to take your photo."

"Hey, you! You've got the most beautiful smile. Can I please take your picture?"

"Hey, you! Yeah, you! You've got the look I'm looking for. Oh, please can I take your photo?!"

"Hi there! Hold on a second! Can I take your picture? Please! You've got such an amazing look."

"Hi there! How's it going? You've got exactly what I'm looking for. Could I please, please take your picture?"

"I... have been searching for somebody as dazzling as you... Could I take an amazing photo of you?"

Declining

"Don't be so shy, [Player]'s look-alike!"

"I didn't expect you to be so shy, [Player]'s look-alike!"

"No prob."

"Oh well... Maybe next time!"

"Oh well. That's too bad."

"That's fine."

"There's no need to be shy..."

"You could've been a star..."

Accepting

"All right! We're gonna have so much fun." "Excellent! You won't regret it." "Great! Let's do this!"

"I feel like this could be the day I take THE photo!"

"I'm sure this is going to be amazing..."

"Thanks! You won't regret it."

"Thank you! You're going to look amazing!"

"Thank you! You're going to look fantastic."

"Thanks so much! I'll do my absolute best to make you look stunning."

"Woo-hoo! This is going to be awesome."

"Yay! You're gonna love the results."

Advice

A little to the left...

A little to the right...

Big smile!

Bigger smile!

Can you cross your eyes?

Flare your nostrils!

Gaze into the distance.

Give me a duck face!

Give me a look from the side.

Give me a snarl.

Give me a wink!

How about an evil laugh?

Laugh a little!

Let's try an evil smile!

Look up a little higher.

Make the silliest face you can!

Make the weirdest face you can!

Now try to show no emotion at all.

OK, give me a mean stare.

OK, now look right at me.

Open your eyes really wide.

Pretend you're really grossed out.

Point at the camera!

Show some teeth!

Smile with your eyes.

Try looking a little sad.

Try putting your hand on your chin.

Try tilting your head.

Try to look super bored.

Taking the photo

Awesome!

Bam!

Booya!

Dynamite!

Good!

Good, good.

Great!

Nailed it!

Perfect!

Perfection!

So good!

Stunning!

That's it!

Very nice.

Yes! Just like that!

You're a natural!

You're doing great!

You're rocking it!


Quirky Questions

 
Questions
Who can't live without _____?

Who can't sleep without _____?

Who can't stop thinking about _____?

Who hides _____ in their apartment?

Who likes _____ in the morning?

Who likes _____ every night?

Who needs _____ to be happy?

Who is devoted to _____?

Who can't stand _____?

Who wants _____?

Who thinks they're better than _____?

Who wants a life full of _____?

Whose greatest weakness is _____?

Who's good at _____?

Who's bad at _____?

Who often gets mistaken for _____?

Whose mother resembles _____?

Whose favorite hobby is _____?

Who has tried _____?

Who is afraid of _____?

Who would rather be _____?

Who has tried _____?

Who has a giant collection of _____?

Who has no interest in _____?

Autofill words
pizza

fistfuls of cash

the universe

talent hunting

babies

bragging

nose hairs

eating alone

computers

scrapbooks

cosplaying

princesses

cool cats

going to school

rain forests

glossaries

visiting family

kind people

doing push ups

barking

doing yard work

neighbors

revolving doors

tap dancing

creepy-crawlies

watching movies

sweet voices

superheroines

moonwalking

playing golf

pasta dinners

telling jokes

superheroines

falling in love

dandelions

teasing

catching bugs

making money

exercising

swimming laps

rabbits

wrestling

sweaty people

biceps

getting rich

humming

bungee jumping

reading comics

curry

urban legends

telling secrets

family photos

evil geniuses

homework

tulips

fake laughing

flakes

being a poser

spreading rumors

dreaming

bad words

dribbling

fuzz balls

reminiscing

flippers

sunflowers

yams

starting over

singing karaoke

champions

rabble-rousing

playing games

robots

cute people

Judgement Bay

 
Comments
(Catchphrase)

I heard there was a weird fossil over here.

Maybe this isn't the right one...

This is definitely the best! Well, maybe not...

I just followed the crowd.

It's just how I feel right now!

You gotta go with this one.

It's all the same, really.

There's really no other option.

I couldn't really decide...

I had a gut feeling this was the best choice.

I thought this one smelled better.

This is the cool choice.

This is the unexpected choice.

This is the mature choice.

I went with my instincts.

This is the correct choice!

This is the right decision for you.

There's more than one correct answer...

It's the only choice!

This is probably right.

This is what the cool kids would pick.

I just felt like choosing this one.

I rolled the dice on this one.

I just chose randomly.

I see a lot of clever islanders are here.

I felt destined to make this choice.

I recommend this one.

It was a process of elimination.

This one is fine.

It was a tough decision!

This one is best by a narrow margin.

I was under a lot of pressure to pick this one.

I knew right away this was the best choice.

This choice just feels right.

My cat would've chosen the same.

It makes the most sense.

I just followed everyone else...

This is the better choice.

From my experience, it has to be this!

I made up my mind pretty quickly.

I can't tell you why I picked this one...

What do you think about this option?

This is the trendy choice right now.

I'm not 100 percent sure about this...

I'm on this side!

My heart told me this one was right.

It's a good choice. Trust me.

I'm not too sure about this, actually...

This is by far the best choice!

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