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I shine like silver, you shine<br />
I shine like silver, you shine<br />
I think I left the oven on!<br />
I think I left the oven on!<br />
I...disagree.<br />
I do not agree.<br />
I...have no retort.<br />
I...have no retort.<br />
I...totally had an awesome rhyme and forgot it.<br />
I...totally had an awesome rhyme and forgot it.<br />

Revision as of 04:51, May 9, 2015

Rap Battle
Europe Name Rap Battle
Japanese Name N/A
Location Fountain
Event Time 6:00 p.m - 7:00 p.m.
How to Unlock
Have a Mii ask about donating funds to the Island
"Boom box? Check. Funky beats? Check. The best rap game on the island? Let's find out!"
~Event description, Tomodachi Life

Rap Battle is an event in Tomodachi Life. Rap Battles take place at the fountain. In the battle, two Miis try to insult each other in rhymes until one of them cannot come up with a rhyme. When a Mii loses, they make an excuse to forfeit the battle, they mess up a rhyme, or other reasons. A rap battle's length is random, some can go on for verses and some end after a few lines. The rapping Miis are supported by 1 or 2 other Miis, who cheer when a winning rap is heard.

The European versions of Tomodachi Life also features Word Chain, a seperate event that is similar to Rap Battle.


Lines rhyming with -ACK

Even your cat just gives you flak.
I eat rappers like you like a tasty snack.
I'm at the front of the line—you're at the back.
If this were a race, I'd run you off the track.
Like an angry bee, I'm on the attack.
Skills and good taste are all things you lack.
When it comes to rap, you just don't have the knack.
You're doomed to fail—may as well hit the sack.
You're not a real MC—you're just a hack.
Your rhymes are the very definition of wack.

Lines rhyming with -AKE

Coming to this battle was your biggest mistake.
Hearing you rap makes it hard to stay awake.
I'm super cool like a fresh milkshake.
I'm the filet mignon to your chewed-up steak.
If you're trying to be a rapper, you're a total fake.
If your bad raps were leaves, I'd need a big rake.
Of all the bad rappers, you really take the cake.
Stop while you're behind, for the crowd's sake.
The sound of your voice makes my skin flake.
Your words are so foul, they give me a bellyache.

Lines rhyming with -AME

Face your superior. Bow down and say my name!
For the worst rap ever, you're totally to blame.
Haters of your rap are like moths to the flame.
I hear losing rap battles is your claim to fame.
I WIN, WIN, WIN—the story's always the same.
I'm the greatest rapper ever, I do exclaim.
My raps are so wild, they make lions look tame.
Myself the winner I do proclaim.
You don't have a clue, and you ain't got no game.
Your raps ain't just bad—they're lamer than lame.

Lines rhyming with -AMMER

I'm a word pro—you've barely heard of grammar.
In fighting games, you're a one-button spammer.
My epic rhymes make the cool kids clamor.
My flow is fly—you're a flubbing flim-flammer.
To pass my test, you'd need an all-night crammer.
To your copy machine I'm the paper jammer!
You can't even rap—you just yammer 'n' yammer.
You're out of style—I'm the epitome of glamour.
Your raps need fixing, so I brought my hammer.
Your rhyme crimes will land you in the slammer.

Lines rhyming with -AN

I finished the race you only just began.
I shine so bright, you're gonna get a tan.
I'm a monster truck—you're just a minivan.
I'm as solid as rock—you're as shaky as flan.
I've been writing rhymes my whole life span.
If this was an election, you'd wish you never ran.
You're a rap-game egg—I'm the rap-game frying pan.
You're losing the battle. Was that your plan?
You're so bad at this, not even your cat's a fan.
Your idea of chess is kick-the-can.

Lines rhyming with -ATING

I warned you of my pwnage, so don't be hating!
My raps are so good, they're permeating.
Saying you're no good is simple fact stating.
The sound of your voice is rather grating.
Those ain't raps, but your attempts are elating!
You must find your lack of skill a bit alienating.
Your chances of winning are evaporating.
Your lack of rhythm no one is debating.
Your sad excuse of a rap career is humiliating.
Your so-bad-it's-good rap gets my highest rating.

Lines rhyming with -AY

Don't step to this, or I'll make you pay.
I came to win—you just came to play.
I hunt down rhymes like they're my prey.
I mold these rhymes like a hunk of clay.
I rhyme all night and I rap all day.
I'll bust these rhymes till I'm old and gray.
I'm more grown up than Age-o-matic spray.
My breezy flow makes branches sway.
This flow's in bloom like the month of May.
When I show up, you best get out of the way.

Lines rhyming with -EED

From the Rapper's Union you should secede.
I brought my A game, but there was no need.
I'm a rap-game flower—you're a rap-game weed.
I'm the greatest rapper ever, for sure, indeed.
I've heard that failure is your rap crew's creed.
You're a little pup, and I'm best in breed.
Your defeat is sprouting, and I planted the seed.
Your ego is starving cuz you never let it feed!
Your rapocalypse is here—you better take heed.
Your resistance is futile—you must concede.

Lines rhyming with -EEP

I'm super fresh, and you're just a sheep.
My flow's so amazing, it'll make you weep.
To get up to my level, you'd have to leap.
Victory is yours to lose and mine to keep.
Y'all sound like an alarm clock—BREEP BREEP!
You set off the bad-rapper alarm. BEEP BEEP!
You're a puny anthill, and my mountain is steep.
You're why they say that talk is cheap.
Your rhymes are shallow. Mine are way deep.
Your rhymes are so boring, they put me to sleep.

Lines rhyming with -EST

A thesaurus is a thing in which you should invest.
I'm a soaring eagle—you're a baby bird in a nest.
I'm an exterminator, and you're just a little pest.
My rap kingdom stretches from east to west.
My victory party's started—wanna be my guest?
The ghost of bad raps has you possessed.
What you call your A game, I call a fail fest.
You win. JUST KIDDING! That was only a jest.
You're still a noob—I've finished the quest.
Your terrible rhymes my brain cannot digest.

Lines rhyming with -IGHT

Hearing me rap is like seeing the light.
I came for a battle, but you won't put up for a fight.
I can keep rhyming from morning till night.
I keep the crowd happy. I'm a total delight.
I'm an original, and your rhymes are trite.
My flow is fresh—my rhymes are tight.
You missed the boat—best catch the next flight.
You'd better wear shades because I'm so bright.
You're a li'l sparkler—I'm straight dynamite.
Your goofy clothes are quite a sight.

Lines rhyming with -IKE

Congrats, you won this battle! Oh, wait—PSYCH!
I'm a wise old wizard—you're just a li'l tyke.
I'm crazy talented, so we're completely unalike.
If my job was to hear you rap, I'd go on strike.
My words are a motorcycle, yours are a bike.
When this rap began, I should've dropped the mic.
When you took the stage, the crowd took a hike.
You squeak like the third wheel on a rusty trike.
You wanna be the best, but you're just a look-alike.
Your flow makes me feel quite a lot of dislike.

Lines rhyming with -ILL

All other rappers fall victim to my iron will.
I'm a rapping inferno, and you're a fire drill.
I'm in my prime while you're over the hill.
I'm the sickest rapper ever—I'm just so ill.
They should put my face on a dollar bill.
Wack rappers get burned by my lyrical grill.
When the beat drops, I just can't hold still.
You can't hold a candle to my lyrical skill.
You're in a pickle now, so I'll call you Dill.
Your flow just feels so run of the mill.

Lines rhyming with -IND

A better rapper than I you ain't never gonna find.
I'd teach you some rhymes, but I'm not that kind.
I'm takin' the lead while you're fallin' behind.
If you're the henchman, I'm the mastermind.
My raps are so fast, you'll wanna press rewind.
One small rap for me is a giant leap for mankind!
Rapping's my pleasure, but for you it's a grind.
Rhymes are all around, but you're just too blind.
You're blowin' smoke and I'm blowin' your mind.
You're like a windup toy that can't even wind.

Lines rhyming with -INE

Bad rhymes are illegal—you owe a double fine.
I'm a 10 out of 10, and you're a negative 9.
My flow's so cold, it sends chills down your spine.
No matter what I wear, I look mighty fine.
You came to rap but just whine whine whine.
You can't even afford to buy rhymes like mine.
You should quit rapping—you're on the decline.
You're a rotten tomato—I'm fresh off the vine.
You're so silly, you dash and then dine.
Your clothes are so goofy, they cross the line.

Lines rhyming with -IP

From my fountain of win you should take a sip.
Good rhymes are an item you need to equip.
I can flow forever like a leaky faucet. Drip, drip!
I hear you're SO hip-hop, but where is the hip?
If you were my waiter, I wouldn't give you a tip.
It's over. Get outta here. Good-bye. Pip-pip!
What's up? What's wrong? Can't think of a quip?
You can't walk two steps without taking a trip.
You're failing too hard, bud. Get a grip!
You're standing still while I'm doing a backflip.

Lines rhyming with -OOL

Got you all wrapped up like thread on a spool.
I rap like a mummy, and you look like a ghoul.
I spit hot fire, but I'm iceberg cool.
I spit like a llama till you're covered in drool.
I'm a glorious steed, and you're a rickety mule.
If battle rap was a play, you'd be actin' the fool.
Put a crown on my head because I totally rule.
To be at my level, you gotta stand on a stool.
You missed the bus, yo. I'ma take you to school.
Your flow is a puddle—mine's deep as a pool.

Lines rhyming with -OR

Better up your game before I start to snore.
I'm raising the roof—how's the view from the floor?
Me winning this battle will be the stuff of lore.
My flow's so tight, it'll make your brain sore.
My sick flow is what rhymes were made for.
We're all done here—lemme show you the door.
You buy all your rhymes at the dollar store.
You're a wannabe—I'm legit to the core.
Your hair is so crazy, it's hard to ignore.
Your rhymes are OB like a bad drive. FORE!

Lines rhyming with -OT

Got a dog named Kitty and a cat named Spot.
Got your straitlaced rhymes tied up in a knot.
I dance to the polka—you're just another dot.
I knock it out the park like the sultan of swat.
I rap with conviction, but I never get caught.
I'm just so elegant—you're overwrought.
School's in session—you're about to get taught.
You can't buy a bucket—I'm draining the shot.
You would go hungry if you ate food for thought.
Your dinghy flips over in the wake of my yacht.

Lines rhyming with -UNK

I'm flowing like a river, and you're in a funk.
I'm super clutch like a long putt sunk.
If you went to rap school, you'd totally flunk.
If your rap is a doughnut, it's not worth the dunk.
Is it roomy in here, or has your ego just shrunk?
Of lazier rhymes I couldn't have thunk.
The you-rap-bad theory I can't debunk.
You say you're a pro, but you're just a li'l punk.
You wanna be a lion, but you're just a chipmunk.
Your shallow mind is a cave I wouldn't spelunk.

Losing lines

Losing lines

Cats don't like you.
Er... Yeah...
I can eat more blueberries than you.
I can keep rhyming until the cows, um...moo?
I can rhyme forever like a...really
I can run faster than you.
I do not agree.
I flow like a river full of fish and...twigs?
I forgot to brush my teeth!
I forgot to eat breakfast!
I forgot to feed my cats!
I forgot to pay my rent!
I give up. You win.
I have more cats than you.
I have to use the bathroom.
I need to go clean my apartment. Sorry!
I shine like silver, you shine
I think I left the oven on!
I...have no retort.
I...totally had an awesome rhyme and forgot it.
I'm hungry.
I'm late for a dentist appointment!
I'm late for work!
I'm no good and you're the best. I mean, I'm...
I'm on cloud 9—you're on cloud...10?
I'm so bad, I'm...not good at stuff?
I'm so cool, I'm frozen solid like stick?
I'm so fly, I'm an annoyance! Um...wait...
I'm so hip, I can hop like a...bunny?
I'm so hot—you're on fire. I mean, not on fire...
I'm the master of rhyming...rhymes...together.
It's past my bedtime.
My rhymes are so bad they... Um... I mean...
Oh yeah? Well, um...
Roses are blue, violets are red. Wait...
Um... Yeah...
You can't dance very well.
You don't have a 401(k) account.
You drive an old car.
You look like a really...a really cool... Wait, um...
You look like a weird lizard.
You're not a very good cook.
Your dog ate your homework.
Your favorite movie isn't very good.
Your shoes are weird.

(EU ONLY) I've got more rhymes than a grove has... oranges?


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