This is a transcript for when the player experiences a fight.

Apartment Lines

Regular Fight

At the start of a fight, there will be small puffs of smoke coming out of a Mii's head. To calm them down, certain items such as Bath set, Swing, or Music box must be used. Besides those items, the player can calm them down with clothing or food that is written with the caption "[He/She] really likes it!" or better. Once the Mii is calm, they will apologize to their friend and if it all goes well, the two will remain friends. If not, the previously calm Mii will become depressed.

If the Mii's apology was rejected, and the friend's name is still on the Mii's relationship chart under "Friend (Fight)", as long as the Mii who rejected that Mii's apology still has an orange problem icon, the asking Mii will say that they're sick of fighting and want to apologize.

Intro (Normal Fight) Choices Result
Mii: "[Mad greeting]"

(The player touches the scribble button.)
Mii: "I had a fight with [Mii]. I'm so upset!"

  • Make up!
  • Whatever
  • Option 1: "Please help me calm down first!" (The player is taken back to the Mii's apartment; the present icon flashes.)
After calming down... Result
Mii: "I feel a lot calmer now. I'm going to try and patch things up."
(The Mii goes to the apartment of the Mii they were fighting with.)
Mii: "I'm sorry about what happened."
  • Other Mii: "I'm sorry too."
    (Back in the apartment, the Mii dances to happy music.)
    Game: That went really well!
    Mii: "We made up! Thanks for your help." (Happiness increases.)
  • Other Mii: "I'm still not over it."
    (Back in the apartment, the Mii slumps as sad music plays.)
    Game: Things didn't go so well...
    Mii: "It didn't work..." (Mii gains sadness.)
Sick of Fighting Choices Result
(The player touches the scribble button.)

Mii: "I'm sick of fighting. I want to get along with [Friend in Fight] again."

  • Make it right
  • Don't care

See below for more details

Make it right

(The Mii slouch down in front of their apartment wall, then the asking Mii comes inside and approaches his/her sad friend.)

Asking Mii: "I'm sorry too." (Short pause) "Can we make up?"

Sad Friend: (The rain cloud disappears, then the sad Mii turns his/her head with a smiling face.) "Sure."

Both: (Dancing together and they return to be friends.)

(Screen fades to white)

("Friendship (Made-Up)" music plays)

Game: That went really well! (Short pause)

Asking Mii: "We made up! I'm so relieved."

Huge Fight

Huge Fight is a type of fight that involves two Miis who are so mad with each other, they will appear to have a fiery aura and heavy metal music will play in their respective apartments. Unlike a regular fight, the Mii does not want to apologize, any item to calm them down will always fail.

The only way to stop a huge fight is to find another Mii that has the orange problem icon. That Mii may offer to help the two stop fighting. After two Miis get in a huge fight, a random friend of both Miis will tell the player that said Miis got in a fight and still haven't made up. If the player can't find a friend, try to touch Call or Enter on another Mii's apartment while they act normally with an orange problem icon on their window.

Huge Fight Intro Choices Result
Mii: "[Mad greeting]"

(The player touches the scribble button.)
Mii: "[Mii] and I had a huge fight that wasn't my fault at all! I'm so mad!" (US)

"I had a huge fight with Mii and now I'm really, really mad! (EU)

  • Try to make up! (Make up! in EU)
  • Who cares? (Whatever in EU)
  • Option 1: "I didn't start it, so I'm not going to apologize. No way, no how!" There's nothing to be done now. Let's just leave them alone for a while. (US) "I didn't start it so I'm not going to apologise!" There's nothing you can do right now. Let's just leave them alone (EU)
Intervention Intro Choices Result
Mii: "[Greeting]"

(The player touches the scribble button.)
Mii: "[Mii 1] and [Mii 2] had a fight and still haven't made up."

  • Help them out
  • None of your business
  • Option 1: "Just leave it to me."
Cut-scene Result

(The fighters are in the third Mii's apartment; once they go quiet, the camera zooms to each fighter, then the third Mii nods at each of them, and there is silence.)

(If the Miis make up, they will wave and dance as the third Mii claps and a happy jingle plays.)

(If the Miis refuse to make up, they will resume their fight as the huge fight theme resumes, and the third Mii frowns, ducks for cover, looks at the floor, and rapidly shakes its head with both hands. Screen fades to black.)

  • (If successful, the Mii dances as "Friendship - Reconcile" music plays.)
    Game: It worked! They made up!
    Mii: "I did something good today! I should be proud, and I am!" (Happiness increases; Mii becomes happy.)
  • (If failed, the Mii slumps as "Friendship - Didn't Make Up" plays.)
    Game: They didn't make up...
    Mii: "It didn't, at all." (Happiness stays the same.)

Flashback of Fights

Hauling Junk

Message Reply

This is stupid. You're wasting my time, [Other Mii]! (US)

This is so stupid, You’re wasting my time, [Mii 2]! (EU)

Ha! Like you have anything better to do! (US)

You seem to be enjoying wasting MY time! (EU)

I'm smarter than you. There's no way you can win this! (US only) You couldn't win this if you had all the time and money in the world. (US only)

You're so unreasonable, [Other Mii]! (US)

[Other Mii], you’re so unreasonable! (EU)

You're a liar and a coward. (US)

No I’m not! You don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re the unreasonable one! (EU)

Just give up already! For serious! (US)

Just surrender! (EU)

Why would I give up when I'm winning? (US)

No, YOU surrender! (EU)

You're so funny looking, clowns pay to look at you when they want a laugh! (US)

Your mother’s so ugly her face could sink a thousand ships! (EU)

YOU'RE so funny looking, zookeepers keep thinking you're an escaped flamingo! (US)

YOUR mother’s so ugly even her reflection runs away! (EU)

You're so pretentious, [Other Mii]! (US)

[Other Mii], you are so silly! (EU)

Ha! That's laughable coming from YOU! (US)

What you say is what you are! (EU)

You're just so goody-two-shoes, [Other Mii]. It's unbearable! (US)

You’re such a goody two-shoes [Other Mii]! (EU)

Your shoes are the ones that are goody! Or..something mean about YOU! (US)

Speak for yourself, goody two-shoes! (EU)

If you say you're sorry RIGHT NOW, I might forgive you! (US)

If you apologize now, I’ll forgive you! (EU)

I'd never say I'm sorry unless you said it first! (US)

I won’t apologize until you apologize! (EU)

Your pants are dumb, and I hate your hair! (US only) Well, your breath smells bad, and you're a terrible dancer! (US only)

You're really attractive, [Other Mii]! (US)

You’re good-looking, [Other Mii!] (EU)

No way. YOU'RE the attractive one!

I mean... Oops. (US)

No, YOU’RE good-looking, [Other Mii]!

Whoops? (EU)

I won't stop throwing things! Not ever! (US)

You’re gonna get everything I’ve got! (EU)

I'm gonna catch whatever you throw! Then you'll be left with NOTHING! (US)

I’m gonna CATCH everything you’ve got! (EU)

Take that! And THAT! (US)

Take that and that and that and that! (US)

Take THIS with a side of THIS! (US)

Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! (EU)

You're so cold blooded, [Other Mii]! It's like talking to a dinosaur! (US)

You’re cold-blooded, [Other Mii]! (EU)

Why don't you go bask in the sun or something, lizard breath? (US)

I know you are, but what am I? (EU)

You're hopeless, [Other Mii]!

You're the definition of hopeless! (US)

No, YOU’RE hopeless! (EU)

[Other Mii], you smell like a chimpanzee! (US)

You’re such a stinky smelly pants! (EU)

Well, you LOOK like a chimpanzee! (US)

You’ve gone too far this time! (EU)

Actually, this is an effective stress reliever... (US)

This is a great way to relieve stress! (EU)

It is, isn't it? (US)

Isn’t it? (EU)

Your head is made of stubborn! (US)

You’re such a stubborn head, [Other Mii]! (EU)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but YOU'RE THE STUBBORN ONE! (US)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but WHAT YOU SAY IS WHAT YOU ARE! (EU)

You never listen when other people are talking! Rudy Ruderson! (US)

You should listen when somebody is talking! (EU)

You're the one who never pays attention! Rudy McRudepants! (US)

You’re not listening either! (EU)

You throw like a weirdo! (US)

You can’t throw at all! (EU)

You throw like a bad thrower! (US)

No, YOU can’t throw at all! (EU)

This is getting dangerous! (US)

That’s dangerous! (EU)

Don't try this at home kiddos! (US)

You’re setting a bad example for children! (EU)


Disappearing magic ball! (EU)

Whut? (US)

Crack! (EU)

You're obnoxious, [Other Mii]! (US)

You’re not nice, [Other Mii]! (EU)

At least I'm not horrible like you are! (US)

Well, you’re horrible, [Other Mii]! (EU)

You're a potato, [Other Mii]!

What does that even mean?! (US)


You've got a big head, [Other Mii]! (US)

You’ve got a huge head, [Other Mii]! (EU)

You're head's so big, it has its own gravitational pull! (US)

Well, YOU’VE got a massive head, [Other Mii]! (EU)

I got you! You lose! (US)

I hit you! You lose, [Other Mii]! (EU)

You weren't even close, so that means YOU lose, [Other Mii]! (US)

You haven’t hit me at all! You lose, [Other Mii]! (EU)

You're a big meanie, [Other Mii]! (US)

You’re mean, [Other Mii]! (EU)

Well, you're a GIANT meanie! That's even bigger than big! (US)

No, YOU’RE meaner! (EU)

You're a liar, [Other Mii]!

Says the person who just lied! (US)

If I’m a liar then what are you? (EU)

You're such a dummy bunny, [Other Mii]! (US)

You’re a such a dummy dum dum, [Other Mii]! (EU)

I know you are, but what am I?

Why you little... (US)

Why…you! (EU)

You monster, you! (US)

Ha Ha! (EU)

Aaaaargh! Grrrrr!

Stop throwing expensive things! (US)

Don’t throw any expensive stuff! (EU)

I would never! You're the one who isn't being careful! (US)

I’m choosing carefully! (EU)

I hope you enjoy cleaning this mess later! (US)

You’re gonna have to clean this up! (EU)

I will! I mean...I won't! (US)

Whatever! (EU)


Hiya! (EU)

What are you, a lion? GROW UP! (US)

Hey! (EU)

You're not going to get away with this! (US)

You’re not going to get away with this today! (EU)

You're the one who's trying to get away with stuff! (US) 

No, You’re not going to get away with it! (EU)

All you do is miss!

You've missed way more than I have! (US)

You’ve been missing too! (EU)

You’re so into yourself, [Other Mii]! (EU only)


No matter what you say I’ll come back with something better! (EU Only)

If you come back with something better, I’ll come back with something betterer! (EU Only)

Tugging an Item

Message Reply

This isn't just some silly [Item]—it's my best friend!

That's ridiculous! You know it's MY soul mate!

You don't even like [Item]! (US)

You always say you loathe [Item] (EU)

Whatever, I like [Item] more than anything in the history of ever! (US)

I don't, I always say I love [Item]! (EU)

It's gonna break if you don't let go! (US)

It’s going to break! (EU)

It's stretchier than I thought it would be, so it's probably OK... (US)

It’s stretchier than I expected… It should be fine! (EU)

You're gonna break it! Knock it off! (US)

It’s gonna break! Quit it! (EU)

You better stop this RIGHT NOW! (US)

YOU quit it! (EU)

I've wanted this since I was a kid! (US)

I’ve wanted one for years! (EU)

Ha! I've wanted this since I was BORN! (US)

Well, I’ve wanted one SINCE I WAS BORN! (EU)

Hands off my [Item]! (US)

Stop touching my [Item]! (EU)

Get your grubby fingers away from my [Item]! (US)

No, YOU stop touching my [Item]! (EU)

I'll give you something way better—just let me have this! (US)

I’ll give you something better if you let me have it! (EU)

No way! This is all I want or need in life! (US)

I don’t need anything else! So, hand it over! (EU)

Let go of my [Item]! No way! It's MINE!
Don't be rough with my [Item]! (US)

Don’t be rough! It’s my [Item]! (EU)

You're the one who's being rough! And SELFISH! (US)

YOU don’t be rough! It’s my [Item]! (EU)

Let go! JUST LET GO! (US)

Let…it…go! (EU)


No…I…won’t! (EU)

It's breaking! Let go NOW! (US)

Let go! You’re gonna break it! (EU)

You let go FIRST! (US)

I’ll let go if YOU let go! (EU)

You never appreciated my [Item], [Mii 2]! (US)

You can’t appreciate the [Item], [Mii 2]! (EU)

You're the one who never appreciated MY [Item], [Mii 1]! (US)

No, YOU don’t appreciate the [Item], [Mii 1]! (EU)

I called dibs! (US)

I’ve had dibs on it for ages! (EU)

I'm the one who wanted it in the first place! (US)

I’ve had dibs on it for MY WHOLE LIFE! (EU)

Stop tugging! You're stretching it! (US)

Stop pulling! You’re stretching it! (EU)

YOU stop! You're gonna break it! (US)

YOU stop pulling! You’re stretching it! (EU)

I'm actually starting to enjoy this! (US)

I’m starting to enjoy this! (EU)

Ha ha! Me too! (US)

Me too! (EU)

I'd never let you have it in a million years! (US)

You’ll never have it in a THOUSAND years! (EU)

Oh yeah? Well, I'd never let YOU have it in a BILLION years! (US)

Well, you’ll never have it in a MILLION years! (EU)

I don't even want this! (US)

Actually, I don’t even need the [Item]! …Oops?! (EU)

Oh yeah? I don't want this...either. (US)

Actually, I don’t even need the [Item] either! …Oops?! (EU)

I found it first! Not true! I'm marveling at how untrue that is! (US)

NO! I found it first! (EU)

This has been mine since before we met! It's been MINE since forever ago!
You're gonna make me cry! (US)

If you don’t stop it, I’m going to cry! (EU)

I'm crying right now! Boo hoo hoo! (US)

I’m gonna cry more than you! (EU)

What are you even doing? You LOATHE [Item]! (US)

You always say you loathe [Item]! (EU)

How could you say that? You know I LOVE [Item]! (US)

No! I always say I LOVE [food/treasure]! (EU)

I'm the only one who understands its true value! (US)

You don’t understand its value! (EU)

You have NO IDEA what its true value even is! (US)

Actually, I’m the only one who understands it’s real value! (EU)

You are SO ANNOYING! Just give it up! (US)

You’re SO ANNOYING! Just give up! (EU)

YOU'RE the annoying one! Just stop it! (US)

YOU’RE ANNOYING! You give up! (EU)

What's that, [Item]? You say you like me better? (US)

The [Item] said it likes me more! (EU)

If you anything about it, you would know it CAN'T TALK! (US)

NO! The [Item] said it likes me more! (EU)

I'm an expert on [Item]! (US)

I’m an expert on [Item]! (EU)

As if! Everyone knows I'M the expert on [Item]!
You already have one! (US)

You have one already, don’t you, [Mii 2]? (EU)

Whatever! You're the one with a whole closet full of them! (US)

I don’t! You have a whole bunch of them, [Mii 1]! (EU)

This is my favorite thing in the whole world! This is my favorite thing in the whole universe!
I'm the only one who understands its true value! You have NO IDEA what its true value even is!

Tugging a Teddy Bear

Message Reply

I can't sleep without my beloved bear! (US)

This bear belongs in my bed with me! (EU)

NO WAY! Teddy always sleeps with ME! (US)

NO! Teddy belongs with me! (EU)

Get your own bear, [Other Mii]!

This is MY bear!

He was my Mr. Bear before I even met you!

He was MY Teddy before you were even BORN!

You're scaring my poor, defenseless bear!

Don't worry, Teddy. I'll save you from this maniac.

My bear hates you, so let him go right now! (US)

Mr Bear doesn't like you so let him go! (EU)

Your pants are on fire! FIRE PANTS! (US)

Won't! You can't make me! (EU)

Hands off my bear!

I've had ENOUGH of you messing with my bear!
It's not funny anymore. HANDS OFF MY BEAR! Teddy's had enough of this cruel game! LET GO!
My bear wants us to play together now. WITHOUT YOU. (US)

Mr Bear says he wants to play with me now. ALONE! (EU)

No, he wants to play with ME right now! He wishes YOU would disappear! (US)

HE DIDN'T! He says he wants to be alone. WITH ME! (EU)

Stop being violent with my bear! (US)

Stop being violent with him! (EU)

You're the violent one! And he's MINE! (US)

You're violent! Stop hurting him! (EU)

What's that, Mr. Bear? You say you think [Other Mii] is super annoying? (US)

What's that, Mr Bear? You don't like [Other Mii]? (EU)

That's NOT what Teddy said! He said you are SUPER ANNOYING! (US)

HEY! No... Teddy says he wants to be with me! (EU)

This is MY bear! MINE! Nuh-uh! Teddy belongs to ME!
I don't even want this ugly ol' bear. (US)

Actually I don't even need this ugly old bear! ...What the?! (EU)

Oh yeah? I don't want it either. Wait... I mean... Oops. (US)

Well, I don't need this ugly old bear! ...What the?! (EU)





[Other Mii], you're gonna hurt him! (US)

[Other Mii], you're going to rip it! (EU)

You're the one who's pulling! Poor Teddy! (US)

You're the one that's pulling! not me! (EU)

Mr. Bear loves me! Don't come between us! (US)

Me Bear loves me! (EU)

You wish! Teddy loves ME! (US)

IN YOUR DREAMS! He loves me more than anything! (EU)

Mr. Bear would like you to stop touching him now. Please and thank you. (US)

Mr Bear says he doesn't want you to touch him any more! (EU)

NEVER! Now get your paws off him already! (US)

NO! Teddy says he doesn't want anything to do with you any more! (EU)

I'll buy you a way cuter bear, OK? So give up, and let me have this one! NEVER! This is the only bear I could ever love!
I love Mr. Bear the most in the whole world! (US)

I love Mr Bear the most in the whole world! (EU)

I love Teddy the mostest in the whole universe! (US)

Well, I love Teddy the most in the whole universe! (EU)

For crying out loud, you HATE bears! (US)

You always say you hate bears! (EU)

No, I HEART bears. It's different! (US)

I NEVER! I always say I HEART bears! (EU)

Actually, I don't even like this bear. (US)

Actually, I don't even like this bear at all! ...Oops! (EU)

I don't like it either. Wait...what? (US)

I can't stand this bear! ...Huh? (EU)

Let go! You're making him cry sad, sad tears! (US)

Give over! You're making him cry now! (EU)

You know nothing! Teddy is happy because I'm saving him from you! (US)

No, I'm not! I'm making him cry tears of JOY! (EU)

Mr. Bear wouldn't be with you if you were the last person on this island. Teddy wouldn't be with YOU if you were the last person on the PLANET!
You don't even like bears! Selfish! You're full of lies! I can't BEAR talking to you!
I'm the only one who can make Mr. Bear happy. (US)

Only I know how to make Mr Bear happy! (EU)

You couldn't make a bear happy if you owned your own honey factory! (US)

NO! Only I know how to make Teddy happy!

Stop pulling on his arm! He's in pain! (US)

Stop pulling! You're hurting him! (EU)

He IS in pain! So stop pulling already! (US)

YOU stop pulling! You're the one that's hurting him! (EU)

This bear is my childhood! This bear is my WHOLE LIFE!
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