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|I won't stop throwing things! NOT EVER! |
|I won't stop throwing things! NOT EVER! |
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|I'M GONNA CATCH WHATEVER YOU THROW! THEN YOU'LL BE LEFT WITH NOTHING! |
|I'M GONNA CATCH WHATEVER YOU THROW! THEN YOU'LL BE LEFT WITH NOTHING! |
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+ | |Take that! And THAT! |
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+ | |Take THIS with a side of THIS! |
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|You're so cold blooded, [Other Mii]! It's like talking to a dinosaur! |
|You're so cold blooded, [Other Mii]! It's like talking to a dinosaur! |
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|FALCON THROW! |
|FALCON THROW! |
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|Whut? |
|Whut? |
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+ | |At least I'm not HORRIBLE like you are! |
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+ | |You're a potato, [Other Mii]! |
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+ | |What does that even mean?! |
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+ | |You've got a big head, [Other Mii]! |
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+ | |You're head's so big, it has its own gravitational pull! |
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+ | |I got you! You lose! |
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+ | |You weren't even close! That means YOU lose, [Other Mii]! |
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+ | |You're a big meanie, [Other Mii]! |
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+ | |Well, you're a GIANT meanie! That's even bigger than big! |
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+ | |You're a liar, [Other Mii]! |
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+ | |Says the person who just lied! |
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+ | |You're such a dummy bunny, [Other Mii]! |
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+ | |I know you are, but what am I? |
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+ | |Why you little... |
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+ | |You monster, you! |
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It's gonna break if you don't let go! |
It's gonna break if you don't let go! |
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|It's stretchier than I thought it would be, so it's probably OK... |
|It's stretchier than I thought it would be, so it's probably OK... |
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|You are SO ANNOYING! Just give it up! |
|You are SO ANNOYING! Just give it up! |
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|YOU'RE the annoying one! Just stop it! |
|YOU'RE the annoying one! Just stop it! |
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+ | |What's that, [Item]? You say you like me better? |
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+ | |If you anything about it, you would know it CAN'T TALK! |
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+ | |I'm an expert on [Item]! |
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+ | |As if! Everyone knows I'M the expert on [Item]! |
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+ | |You already have one! |
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+ | |Whatever! You're the one with a whole closet full of them! |
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Revision as of 23:13, 2 December 2018
This is a transcript for when the player sees a fight.
Flashback of Fights
Hauling Junk
Message | Reply |
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This is stupid. You're wasting my time, [Other Mii]! |
Ha! Like you have anything better to do! |
I'm smarter than you. There's no way you can win this! |
You couldn't win this if you had all the time and money in the world. |
You're so unreasonable, [Other Mii]! |
You're a liar and a coward. |
Just give up already! For serious! |
Why would I give up when I'm winning? |
You're so funny looking, clowns pay to look at you when they want a laugh! |
YOU'RE so funny looking, zookeepers keep thinking you're an escaped flamingo! |
You're so pretentious, [Other Mii]! |
Ha! That's laughable coming from YOU! |
You're just so goody-two-shoes, [Other Mii]. It's unbearable! | Your shoes are the ones that are goody! Or...something mean about YOU! |
If you say you're sorry RIGHT NOW, I might forgive you! | I'd never say I'm sorry unless you said it first! |
Your pants are dumb, and I hate your hair! | Well, your breath smells bad, and you're a terrible dancer! |
You're really attractive, [Other Mii]! | No way. YOU're the attractive one!
I mean... Oops. |
I won't stop throwing things! NOT EVER! | I'M GONNA CATCH WHATEVER YOU THROW! THEN YOU'LL BE LEFT WITH NOTHING! |
Take that! And THAT! | Take THIS with a side of THIS! |
You're so cold blooded, [Other Mii]! It's like talking to a dinosaur! | Why don't you go bask in the sun or something, lizard breath? |
You're hopeless, [Other Mii]! | You're the definition of hopeless! |
[Other Mii], you smell like a chimpanzee! | Well, you LOOK like a chimpanzee! |
Actually, this is an effective stress reliever... | It is, isn't it? |
Your head is made of stubborn! | Sticks and stones may break my bones, but YOU'RE THE STUBBORN ONE! |
You never listen when other people are talking! Rudy Ruderson! | You're the one who never pass attention! Rudy McRudepants! |
You throw like a weirdo! | You throw like a bad thrower! |
This is getting dangerous! | Don't try this at home kiddos! |
FALCON THROW! | Whut? |
You're obnoxious, [Other Mii]! | At least I'm not HORRIBLE like you are! |
You're a potato, [Other Mii]! | What does that even mean?! |
You've got a big head, [Other Mii]! | You're head's so big, it has its own gravitational pull! |
I got you! You lose! | You weren't even close! That means YOU lose, [Other Mii]! |
You're a big meanie, [Other Mii]! | Well, you're a GIANT meanie! That's even bigger than big! |
You're a liar, [Other Mii]! | Says the person who just lied! |
You're such a dummy bunny, [Other Mii]! | I know you are, but what am I? |
Why you little... | You monster, you! |
Aaaaargh! | Grrrrr! |
Tugging an Item
Message | Reply |
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This isn't just some silly [Item]—it's my best friend! |
That's ridiculous! You know it's MY soul mate! |
You don't even like [Item]! |
Whatever! I love [Item] more than anything in the history of ever! |
It's gonna break if you don't let go! |
It's stretchier than I thought it would be, so it's probably OK... |
You're gonna break it! Knock it off! | You better stop this RIGHT NOW! |
I've wanted this since I was a kid! |
Ha! I've wanted this since I was BORN! |
Hands off my [Item]! |
Get your grubby fingers away from my [Item]! |
I'll give you something way better—just let me have this! |
No way! This is all I want or need in life! |
Let go of my [Item]! | No way! It's MINE! |
Don't be rough with my [Item]! | You're the one who's being rough! And SELFISH! |
Let go! JUST LET GO! | Never! NEVER EVER! |
It's breaking! Let go NOW! | You let go FIRST! |
You never appreciated my [Item], [Mii 2]! | You're the one who never appreciated MY [Item], [Mii 1]! |
I called dibs! | I'm the one who wanted it in the first place! |
Stop tugging! You're stretching it! | YOU stop! You're gonna break it! |
I'm actually starting to enjoy this! | Ha ha! Me too! |
I'd never let you have it in a million years! | Oh yeah? Well, I'd never let YOU have it in a BILLION years! |
I don't even want this! | Oh yeah? I don't want this...either. |
I found it first! | Not true! I'm marveling at how untrue that is! |
This has been mine since before we met! | It's been MINE since forever ago! |
You're gonna make me cry! | I'm crying right now! Boo hoo hoo! |
What are you even doing? You LOATHE [Item]! | How could you say that? You know I LOVE [Item]! |
I'm the only one who understands its true value! | You have NO IDEA what its true value even is! |
You are SO ANNOYING! Just give it up! | YOU'RE the annoying one! Just stop it! |
What's that, [Item]? You say you like me better? | If you anything about it, you would know it CAN'T TALK! |
I'm an expert on [Item]! | As if! Everyone knows I'M the expert on [Item]! |
You already have one! | Whatever! You're the one with a whole closet full of them! |
Tugging a Teddy Bear
Message | Reply |
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I can't sleep without my beloved bear! |
NO WAY! Teddy always sleeps with ME! |
Get your own bear, [Mii 2]! |
This is MY bear! |
He was my Mr. Bear before I even met you! |
He was MY Teddy before you were even BORN! |
You're scaring my poor, defenseless bear! |
Don't worry, Teddy. I'll save you from this maniac. |
My bear hates you, so let him go right now! |
Your pants are on fire! FIRE PANTS! |
Hands off my bear! |
I've had ENOUGH of you messing with my bear! |
It's not funny anymore. HANDS OFF MY BEAR! | Teddy's had enough of this cruel game! LET GO! |
My bear wants us to play together now. WITHOUT YOU. | No, he wants to play with ME right now! He wishes YOU would disappear! |
Stop being violent with my bear! | You're the violent one! And he's MINE! |
What's that, Mr. Bear? You say you think [Mii 2] is super annoying? | That's NOT what Teddy said! He said you are SUPER ANNOYING! |
This is MY bear! MINE! | Nuh-uh! Teddy belongs to ME! |
I don't even want this ugly ol' bear. | Oh yeah? I don't want it either. Wait... I mean... Oops. |
I NEED TO HUG THIS BEAR RIGHT NOW! | I NEED TO HUG HIM MORE! |
[Mii 2], you're gonna hurt him! | You're the one who's pulling! Poor Teddy! |
Mr. Bear loves me! Don't come between us! | You wish! Teddy loves ME! |
Mr. Bear would like you to stop touching him now. Please and thank you. | NEVER! Now get your paws off him already! |
I'll buy you a way cuter bear, OK? So give up, and let me have this one! | NEVER! This is the only bear I could ever love! |
I love Mr. Bear the most in the whole world! | I love Teddy the mostest in the whole universe! |
For crying out loud, you HATE bears! | No, I HEART bears. It's different. |