This is a transcript for when the player sees a fight.
Flashback of Fights
|This is stupid. You're wasting my time, [Other Mii]!||Ha! Like you have anything better to do!|
|I'm smarter than you. There's no way you can win this!||You couldn't win this if you had all the time and money in the world.|
|You're so unreasonable, [Other Mii]!||You're a liar and a coward.|
|Just give up already! For serious!||Why would I give up when I'm winning?|
|You're so funny looking, clowns pay to look at you when they want a laugh!||YOU'RE so funny looking, zookeepers keep thinking you're an escaped flamingo!|
|You're so pretentious, [Other Mii]!||Ha! That's laughable coming from YOU!|
|You're just so goody-two-shoes, [Other Mii]. It's unbearable!||Your shoes are the ones that are goody! Or..something mean about YOU!|
|If you say you're sorry RIGHT NOW, I might forgive you!||I'd never say I'm sorry unless you said it first!|
|Your pants are dumb, and I hate your hair!||Well, your breath smells bad, and you're a terrible dancer!|
|You're really attractive, [Other Mii]!||No way. YOU're the attractive one!
I mean... Oops.
|I won't stop throwing things! Not ever!||I'm gonna catch whatever you throw! Then you'll be left with NOTHING!|
|Take that! And THAT!||Take THIS with a side of THIS!|
|You're so cold blooded, [Other Mii]! It's like talking to a dinosaur!||Why don't you go bask in the sun or something, lizard breath?|
|You're hopeless, [Other Mii]!||You're the definition of hopeless!|
|[Other Mii], you smell like a chimpanzee!||Well, you LOOK like a chimpanzee!|
|Actually, this is an effective stress reliever...||It is, isn't it?|
|Your head is made of stubborn!||Sticks and stones may break my bones, but YOU'RE THE STUBBORN ONE!|
|You never listen when other people are talking! Rudy Ruderson!||You're the one who never pass attention! Rudy McRudepants!|
|You throw like a weirdo!||You throw like a bad thrower!|
|This is getting dangerous!||Don't try this at home kiddos!|
|You're obnoxious, [Other Mii]!||At least I'm not horrible like you are!|
|You're a potato, [Other Mii]!||What does that even mean?!|
|You've got a big head, [Other Mii]!||You're head's so big, it has its own gravitational pull!|
|I got you! You lose!||You weren't even close, so that means YOU lose!|
|You're a big meanie, [Other Mii]!||Well, you're a GIANT meanie! That's even bigger than big!|
|You're a liar, [Other Mii]!||Says the person who just lied!|
|You're such a dummy bunny, [Other Mii]!||I know you are, but what am I?|
|Why you little...||You monster, you!|
|Stop throwing expensive things!||I would never! You're the one who isn't being careful!|
|I hope you enjoy cleaning this mess later!||I will! I mean...I won't!|
|You're such a dumb bunny, [Other Mii]!||I know you are, but what am I?|
|ROAR!||What are you, a lion? GROW UP!|
|You're not going to get away with this!||You're the one who's trying to get away with stuff!|
|All you do is miss!||You've missed way more than I have!|
Tugging an Item
This isn't just some silly [Item]—it's my best friend!
|That's ridiculous! You know it's MY soul mate!|
You don't even like [Item]!
|Whatever! I love [Item] more than anything in the history of ever!|
It's gonna break if you don't let go!
|It's stretchier than I thought it would be, so it's probably OK...|
|You're gonna break it! Knock it off!||You better stop this RIGHT NOW!|
I've wanted this since I was a kid!
|Ha! I've wanted this since I was BORN!|
Hands off my [Item]!
|Get your grubby fingers away from my [Item]!|
I'll give you something way better—just let me have this!
|No way! This is all I want or need in life!|
|Let go of my [Item]!||No way! It's MINE!|
|Don't be rough with my [Item]!||You're the one who's being rough! And SELFISH!|
|Let go! JUST LET GO!||Never! NEVER EVER!|
|It's breaking! Let go NOW!||You let go FIRST!|
|You never appreciated my [Item], [Mii 2]!||You're the one who never appreciated MY [Item], [Mii 1]!|
|I called dibs!||I'm the one who wanted it in the first place!|
|Stop tugging! You're stretching it!||YOU stop! You're gonna break it!|
|I'm actually starting to enjoy this!||Ha ha! Me too!|
|I'd never let you have it in a million years!||Oh yeah? Well, I'd never let YOU have it in a BILLION years!|
|I don't even want this!||Oh yeah? I don't want this...either.|
|I found it first!||Not true! I'm marveling at how untrue that is!|
|This has been mine since before we met!||It's been MINE since forever ago!|
|You're gonna make me cry!||I'm crying right now! Boo hoo hoo!|
|What are you even doing? You LOATHE [Item]!||How could you say that? You know I LOVE [Item]!|
|I'm the only one who understands its true value!||You have NO IDEA what its true value even is!|
|You are SO ANNOYING! Just give it up!||YOU'RE the annoying one! Just stop it!|
|What's that, [Item]? You say you like me better?||If you anything about it, you would know it CAN'T TALK!|
|I'm an expert on [Item]!||As if! Everyone knows I'M the expert on [Item]!|
|You already have one!||Whatever! You're the one with a whole closet full of them!|
Tugging a Teddy Bear
I can't sleep without my beloved bear!
|NO WAY! Teddy always sleeps with ME!|
Get your own bear, [Mii 2]!
|This is MY bear!|
He was my Mr. Bear before I even met you!
|He was MY Teddy before you were even BORN!|
You're scaring my poor, defenseless bear!
|Don't worry, Teddy. I'll save you from this maniac.|
My bear hates you, so let him go right now!
|Your pants are on fire! FIRE PANTS!|
Hands off my bear!
|I've had ENOUGH of you messing with my bear!|
|It's not funny anymore. HANDS OFF MY BEAR!||Teddy's had enough of this cruel game! LET GO!|
|My bear wants us to play together now. WITHOUT YOU.||No, he wants to play with ME right now! He wishes YOU would disappear!|
|Stop being violent with my bear!||You're the violent one! And he's MINE!|
|What's that, Mr. Bear? You say you think [Mii 2] is super annoying?||That's NOT what Teddy said! He said you are SUPER ANNOYING!|
|This is MY bear! MINE!||Nuh-uh! Teddy belongs to ME!|
|I don't even want this ugly ol' bear.||Oh yeah? I don't want it either. Wait... I mean... Oops.|
|I NEED TO HUG THIS BEAR RIGHT NOW!||I NEED TO HUG HIM MORE!|
|[Mii 2], you're gonna hurt him!||You're the one who's pulling! Poor Teddy!|
|Mr. Bear loves me! Don't come between us!||You wish! Teddy loves ME!|
|Mr. Bear would like you to stop touching him now. Please and thank you.||NEVER! Now get your paws off him already!|
|I'll buy you a way cuter bear, OK? So give up, and let me have this one!||NEVER! This is the only bear I could ever love!|
|I love Mr. Bear the most in the whole world!||I love Teddy the mostest in the whole universe!|
|For crying out loud, you HATE bears!||No, I HEART bears. It's different.|