This is a transcript for when the player sees a fight.
Flashback of Fights
Hauling Junk
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This is stupid. You're wasting my time, [Other Mii]! |
Ha! Like you have anything better to do! |
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I'm smarter than you. There's no way you can win this! |
You couldn't win this if you had all the time and money in the world. |
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You're so unreasonable, [Other Mii]! |
You're a liar and a coward. |
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Just give up already! For serious! |
Why would I give up when I'm winning? |
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You're so funny looking, clowns pay to look at you when they want a laugh! |
YOU'RE so funny looking, zookeepers keep thinking you're an escaped flamingo! |
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You're so pretentious, [Other Mii]! |
Ha! That's laughable coming from YOU! |
| You're just so goody-two-shoes, [Other Mii]. It's unbearable! | Your shoes are the ones that are goody! Or...something mean about YOU! |
| If you say you're sorry RIGHT NOW, I might forgive you! | I'd never say I'm sorry unless you said it first! |
| Your pants are dumb, and I hate your hair! | Well, your breath smells bad, and you're a terrible dancer! |
| You're really attractive, [Other Mii]! | No way. YOU're the attractive one!
I mean... Oops. |
| I won't stop throwing things! Not ever! | I'm gonna catch whatever you throw! Then you'll be left with NOTHING! |
| You're so cold blooded, [Other Mii]! It's like talking to a dinosaur! | Why don't you go bask in the sun or something, lizard breath? |
| You're hopeless, [Other Mii]! | You're the definition of hopeless! |
| [Other Mii], you smell like a chimpanzee! | Well, you LOOK like a chimpanzee! |
| Actually, this is an effective stress reliever... | It is, isn't it? |
| Your head is made of stubborn! | Sticks and stones may break my bones, but YOU'RE THE STUBBORN ONE! |
| You never listen when other people are talking! Rudy Ruderson! | You're the one who never pass attention! Rudy McRudepants! |
| You throw like a weirdo! | You throw like a bad thrower! |
| This is getting dangerous! | Don't try this at home kiddos! |
| FALCON THROW! | Whut? |
Tugging an Item
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This isn't just some silly [Item]—it's my best friend! |
That's ridiculous! You know it's MY soul mate! |
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You don't even like [Item]! |
Whatever! I love [Item] more than anything in the history of ever! |
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It's gonna break if you don't let go! |
It's stretchier than I thought it would be, so it's probably OK... |
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I've wanted this since I was a kid! |
Ha! I've wanted this since I was BORN! |
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Hands off my [Item]! |
Get your grubby fingers away from my [Item]! |
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I'll give you something way better—just let me have this! |
No way! This is all I want or need in life! |
| Let go of my [Item]! | No way! It's MINE! |
| Don't be rough with my [Item]! | You're the one who's being rough! And SELFISH! |
| Let go! JUST LET GO! | Never! NEVER EVER! |
| It's breaking! Let go NOW! | You let go FIRST! |
| You never appreciated my [Item], [Mii 2]! | You're the one who never appreciated MY [Item], [Mii 1]! |
| I called dibs! | I'm the one who wanted it in the first place! |
| Stop tugging! You're stretching it! | YOU stop! You're gonna break it! |
| I'm actually starting to enjoy this! | Ha ha! Me too! |
| I'd never let you have it in a million years! | Oh yeah? Well, I'd never let YOU have it in a BILLION years! |
| I don't even want this! | Oh yeah? I don't want this...either. |
| I found it first! | Not true! I'm marveling at how untrue that is! |
| This has been mine since before we met! | It's been MINE since forever ago! |
| You're gonna make me cry! | I'm crying right now! Boo hoo hoo! |
| What are you even doing? You LOATHE [Item]! | How could you say that? You know I LOVE [Item]! |
| I'm the only one who understands its true value! | You have NO IDEA what its true value even is! |
| You are SO ANNOYING! Just give it up! | YOU'RE the annoying one! Just stop it! |
Tugging a Teddy Bear
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I can't sleep without my beloved bear! |
NO WAY! Teddy always sleeps with ME! |
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Get your own bear, [Mii 2]! |
This is MY bear! |
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He was my Mr. Bear before I even met you! |
He was MY Teddy before you were even BORN! |
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You're scaring my poor, defenseless bear! |
Don't worry, Teddy. I'll save you from this maniac. |
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My bear hates you, so let him go right now! |
Your pants are on fire! FIRE PANTS! |
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Hands off my bear! |
I've had ENOUGH of you messing with my bear! |
| It's not funny anymore. HANDS OFF MY BEAR! | Teddy's had enough of this cruel game! LET GO! |
| My bear wants us to play together now. WITHOUT YOU. | No, he wants to play with ME right now! He wishes YOU would disappear! |
| Stop being violent with my bear! | You're the violent one! And he's MINE! |
| What's that, Mr. Bear? You say you think [Mii 2] is super annoying? | That's NOT what Teddy said! He said you are SUPER ANNOYING! |
| This is MY bear! MINE! | Nuh-uh! Teddy belongs to ME! |
| I don't even want this ugly ol' bear. | Oh yeah? I don't want it either. Wait... I mean... Oops. |
| I NEED TO HUG THIS BEAR RIGHT NOW! | I NEED TO HUG HIM MORE! |
| [Mii 2], you're gonna hurt him! | You're the one who's pulling! Poor Teddy! |
| Mr. Bear loves me! Don't come between us! | You wish! Teddy loves ME! |
| Mr. Bear would like you to stop touching him now. Please and thank you. | NEVER! Now get your paws off him already! |
| I'll buy you a way cuter bear, OK? So give up, and let me have this one! | NEVER! This is the only bear I could ever love! |
| I love Mr. Bear the most in the whole world! | I love Teddy the mostest in the whole universe! |
| For crying out loud, you HATE bears! | No, I HEART bears. It's different. |