Mii News

Mii News
Europe Name	Mii News
Korean Name	Unknown
Japanese Name	Mii ニュース Mii News
Events	Morning News 7:00 a.m. Evening News 7:00 p.m.
How to Unlock
At least 3 male and 3 female residents, and 7 in total

"Your source for the latst island news with reports at 7:00am and 7:00pm daily!"

~Building description, Tomodachi Life

Mii News is a building in Tomodachi Collection, and Tomodachi Life, which gives humorous news updates. When a new facility is opened or an event occurs, Mii News will automatically broadcast. When you have more than one news story, a button will appear saying "Other News". This button gives access to news stories that have alreay been seen. After you have seen 50 news stories, stories will be deleted every news story. You can keep specific stories with the "Lock" button.

Broadcasts

Breaking Newscasts

Island Population Reaches 30!
	The Population on <island name> Island has reached 30 To celebrate the occasion, a lively party was held in the main hall of the island's hotel. Islander <name> said this happily, "This island finally has a bit more life to it!"

Random Newscasts

<Food>-ercise!
	<food>-ercising is a popular new get-fit craze talking over the gyms right now. Enthusiasts move around while waving <food>. <food>-ercising's inventor, <Mii>, had this to say: "Moving your body while holding some <food> is great for improving you balance." "And if you get hungry, you can just go ahead and pop it in your mouth."

Stray <Mii> Problem
	There have been recent increase in stray <Mii> sightings around homes in the area. The <Mii> is cute when it's young, and it's a popular pet. However, as it grows, it becomes more defiant and eventually leaves home in search of the best foods. If you give a stray <Mii> a snack, it will just pester you for more. So if you see one, try to ignore it.

Transport Bed on Sale Now
	Do you always wish you could sleep in a little bit longer? Well, a new bed is just what dreams are made of! The slumberful moving bed has finally hit the stores! Set the time and destination before you go to sleep--the bed does all the work. It;ll take you anywhere! Now you can stay up late and go to sleep knowing that you'll get to school or work on time.

<Mii> Sweets Now on Sale
	A new product has arrived in stores. <Mii 1> Sweets went on sale everywhere today. <Mii 1> Sweets bear a picture of <Mii 1>'s Face. One sweets enthusiast named <Mii 2> had this to say: "No matter how many times I lick it, all I see is <Mii 1>'s face. It gets old after a while."

Sock Shocker
	<Mii> had the sock shock of a lifetime the other day Although he/she is trying desperately to maintain composure, a friend let us in on the following shocking stocking secret: "No doubt about it. I can tell from the look on his/her face that he/she finally discovered that big hole in his/her sock. What a tragedy!"

<Mii>'s Party Trick
	At a party last week on <Island> Island, <Mii 1> revealed an insanely amazing trick <Mii 1> demonstrated the ability to spin a <food> on one finger. According to <Mii 1>, the name of the trick is the Spinning <Food>. <Mii 2>, who witnessed the technique, had this to say with dizzy saucer eyes: "I can't believe that <food> was spinning! I was mesmerized."

Flying <Mii>
	A UFO was spotted on <island name> plains today. "Is it a bird?" "Is it a plane?" "No, it's <Mii>!" These could have been the words that onlookers might have said. Most people could probably tell that the object was just a flying <Mii>.

New Toaster Hits the Market
	An eye-popping new kitchen gadget is now available in stores nationwide. Your old toaster may soon be as obsolete as unsliced bread! The Almoaster, out yesterday, can toast almost anything. It can even toast <food>! Just insert <food>, wait three minutes... And, POP! Perfectly toasted <food>s come flying out.

Home for a Swim
	Recently, <Mii> has taken up swimming in his/her home. <Mii> recently bought some fish and aquarium gear and then taped up his doors and windows. Next, he/she turned on all the faucets and filled his/her home nearly to the ceiling with water. <Mii> said, "I love to swim in my home all day. It's really quite pleasant until it's time to eat or sleep."

Wish upon a Hydrangea
	Are the hydrangeas at <island name> Botanical Garden beautiful right now or what? Some people believe that if you talk to the hydrangeas there, they will grant you a wish. Flocks of visitors can be seen talking to the slightly unresponsive flowers. By the way, <Mii>'s wish was, "I wish I had some flowers."

World's Smallest Mii
	The world's smallest Mii was discovered in the early hours of the <date> of this month. <Mii 1> was up all night playing with a magnifying glass instead of going to bed. He/She just happened to discover teeny-weeny <Mii 2> on his bedside table. At an eighth of an inch tall, <Mii 2> just barely beats out the former world's smallest Mii.

Invisible-ish Invention!

Self-proclaimed scientific genius Dr. <Mii> has invented a pill that makes you half-invisible. The scientist spent years developing the pill before finally being able to test it on him/herself. As expected, he/she became half-invisible. The doctor soon realized there wasn't much point to it unless it makes the user completely invisible. And so the invention's announcement ended up being only halfhearted and somewhat transparent.

<Food> Bath
	A new type of bath is making waves. The bath was invented by <Mii> and contains... I can hardly believe it... <food>! Accoding to <Mii>'s research, <food> has a nutrient that makes your skin smoother than any lotion available. Of course, this has not been verified, so please don't try this at home.

Who Logs the Most Toilet Time?
	Apparently everybody wants to know. According to <surname> Research's latest survey, the number one person with the longest toilet time on <island name> Island is... <Mii 1>. Number two on the list is <Mii 2>. <Mii 3> was the favorite but ended up taking third place. <Mii 1> voiced displeasure with the results, saying, "No way! <Mii 4> takes way longer than me!"

Bookworm <Mii>

These days, people are moving away from reading books. But we found one islander who just loves reading. <Mii> is a real bookworm and was reading books before he/she could walk. He/She spends his/her every waking moment buried in a book—while on the toilet or even in the shower! He/She has lost count on how many books he/she has read so far, but he/she believes it is over three million. With practically no more books left to read, he/she plans to read the phone book next!

The New Mii Phone
	A new kind of cell phone is set to take the market by storm. It's called the Mii Phone, and it could change the way you look at your cell phone. Press on the Mii Phone's body to operate the phone. But be careful, because they can be ticklish. They may not be easy to use, but these novel products are sure to attract a lot of attention.

Just Like <Treasure 1>?
	The scientific world welcomed some bright news today. It was once thought impossible to make <treasure 2> that looked just like <treasure 1>. But Professor <surname 1>'s team made a breakthrough and did exactly that late last night. The professor is now sure to win the chemistry world's most coveted <surname 2> award.

Lazybones Marathon
	The annual Lazybones Marathon was held on <island name> Island today. In this competition, participants try to outlazy each other. They while away the time talking about annoying chores. The last participant to get up is crowned the Lazybones Champion. <Mii>, the new champ, said, "Man, all the lying around and talking really made me tired."

<Dessert> Beach Open!
	<Dessert> Beach, normally a protected natural area, is open to the public for a limited time only. This week, visitors could be seen enjoying the fresh scent of <dessert> as they splashed and played.

Hide-and-Eek!
	A heart-stopping incident occurred yesterday at lunchtime. <Mii 1> was playing hide-and-seek and decided to hide in some iced coffee. But then he/she found he/she couldn't get out of the mug. Luckily, he was rescued when <Mii 2>, who was it, finally found him/her and pulled him/her out.

Swimming with Dolphins
	<island name> Diving School is hosting a special event for those who want to swim with the dolphins. The annual event is so popular, it's been sold out for months in advance. One visitor, named <Mii>, was lucky enough to take the plunge. He said, "I felt like I was really one of them."

Space-Weather Forecast

In a change from our usual news, we have a space-weather special for you. Let's go to our cosmic-weather expert. Over to you, <Mii>! Hi! So let's see what the space weather is up to out there. Tomorrow the moon will be clear, but we'll have windstorms on Saturn. Jupiter will be cloudy, and Mars will start out with rain, clearing up by midday. The sun is expected to reach a high of 6,000 degrees. So if you're on the sun tomorrow...wear sunblock.

Climbing Mania
	Tree climbing is fast becoming an underground sport on <island name> Island. Climbing trees has become popular as a way to stay healthy and be with nature. <Mii>, who climbs trees every day, had this to say: "It just feels good to get out there and grapple those trees."

World <Treasure> Show
	The World <Treasure> Show opened today. This is a highly unusual exhibition where <treasure>s from all over the world are put on display. Visitors can learn how <treasure>s from different countries stack up to our own.

Sheep Flock to <Mii>
	An incident occurred between <Mii> and some sheep today. <Mii> was napping in a meadow when he/she was surrounded by a flock of sheep. Apparently the woolly herd was attracted to the sound of <Mii>'s snoring. He/She was surprised to go from counting sheep to being completely penned in by them.

<island name> Island Fest Kicks Off!
	The <island name> Island Festival got under way today. The event was set up to build a sense of community on the island. Headlining were the popular bands the <food> and Legend of <Mii>. Other bands are also slated to perform at the three-day event. More than 50,000 people visited on opening day alone.

<Mii>'s Reaction
	You may have heard stories about <Mii> and wondered if they're true. He/She has always been rumored to be the most nervous person around, but now we have concrete evidence. Our Mii News team didn't believe the reports at first. But we managed to catch his/her reaction on film and confirmed that the rumors were understating the truth.

Mustard Mixer Strikes
	<island name> Island Police arrested <Mii 1> today. He/she is suspected of randomly adding hot mustard to innocent foods. According to the police report, <Mii 1> was caught yellow-handed. He/she added mustard to <food> that <Mii 2> was making. When questioned, <Mii 1> could only mutter, "I don't know why I did it."

Giant-Size-Food Challenge

Daredevil <Mii> took part in the latest Island Challenge event. The challenge? To eat some extra-extra-extra-large <food> in just 60 minutes! <Mii> bravely shrugged off the concerns of the audience and took up the challenge. <Mii> started off well... but he/she gave up when she only had one bite left to eat. So unfortunately the challenge ended in failure. Competitive eating is highly dangerous, so please don't try this at home.

<Mii> Treadmill
	A new type of treadmill that lets you exercise at home is running circles around the competition. The all-new <Mii> Treadmill is perfect for all kinds of runners. Just leave the distance and speed settings up to <Mii>, and you'll get a fantastic workout

Bus Stop... Doesn't
	Reports are coming in from all over the island about a runaway bus stop. This bus stop makes it almost impossible to catch a bus. You could probably just run to your destination before you could catch up to this stubborn stop. Some islanders have suggested that chasing the bus stop might be a great way to get into shape.

Mii Claw Game
	There's a funky new claw game that has players snagging Miis instead of stuffed animals. According to <Mii>, who works at <Island> Game Center, it may not be for everyone. "Some players are weirded out by the idea of treating Miis like objects." he/she said. "But most people change their minds after seeing how much fun it is to catch one."

<Mii> Strikes a Pose
	Today we have some fascinating video sent in from one of our regular viewers. <Mii>, the master of movement, sent this video with a note that read, "I'm sure these poses will astonish your viewers." Let's take a look. YAH! Uh... That's it...

<Mii>'s Temper
	<Mii 1> threw a temper tantrum in the middle of the street and literally stopped traffic. One eyewitness named <Mii 2> had this to say: "<Mii 1> started screaming like a baby. It distracted me from doing my crossword puzzle." It's not clear why <Mii 1> lost his/her marbles, but out reporters are following some candy-related leads.

Nice Catch!
	Here's our scoop on a super catch. During a particularly engaging talk, somebody accidentally droped a/an/some <Food>. At that very moment, <Mii> just happened to be speeding past and made a miraculous saving catch. Great catch, <Mii>!

Toilet Takeover

A brazen public-restroom takeover caused havoc in town recently. The incident happened around noon, when <Mii>'s friends teased him/her about letting out a big burp. He/She was so embarrassed that he/she ran to the nearest public restroom and barricaded himself/herself in. Within a short time, the teasers became the victims of their own jokes, as they started needing to use the restroom. It took a leg-crossingly long time, but <Mii>'s best friend finally persuaded him to let everyone in.

<Mii 1> Cloud Sighted

There's been a lot of sad news lately, but this news should make you feel all warm and fuzzy. <Mii 2> was devastated when he/she accidentally put salt instead of sugar into his/her coffee. But as he/she was staring out the window in despair, he/she saw a cloud that looked just like <Mii 1>. "I felt <Mii 1> was telling me it was going to be OK," he/she said. "That made me feel a lot better." The cloudy <Mii 1> refused to comment.

<Mii> Danceathon
	<Mii> can't stop dancing at home. <Mii> thought that a little dancing might stop him/her from being so bored. At first he/she was a little shy and danced quietly. But as the night went on, he/she became more confident and broke into a dance frenzy. Neighbors have complained about a lot of loud noises and some off-key singing.

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