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|[[File:Food-ercise.jpg]]
 
|[[File:Food-ercise.jpg]]
 
|<food>-ercising is a popular new get-fit craze talking over the gyms right now.
 
|<food>-ercising is a popular new get-fit craze talking over the gyms right now.
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Enthusiasts move around while waving <food>.
 
Enthusiasts move around while waving <food>.
   
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"And if you get hungry, you can just go ahead and pop it in your mouth."
 
"And if you get hungry, you can just go ahead and pop it in your mouth."
 
 
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|[[File:TomodachiTaiChi.jpg]]
 
|[[File:TomodachiTaiChi.jpg]]
 
|Tai Chi is experiencing a very slow boom on <island name>.
 
|Tai Chi is experiencing a very slow boom on <island name>.
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Master <Mii> holds classes in the park and calls out the moves to the students as they practice.
 
Master <Mii> holds classes in the park and calls out the moves to the students as they practice.
   
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Relax!
 
Relax!
 
 
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|[[File:Stray Mii Problem.jpg]]
 
|[[File:Stray Mii Problem.jpg]]
 
|There have been recent increase in stray <Mii> sightings around homes in the area.
 
|There have been recent increase in stray <Mii> sightings around homes in the area.
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The <Mii> is cute when it's young, and it's a popular pet.
 
The <Mii> is cute when it's young, and it's a popular pet.
   
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If you give a stray <Mii> a snack, it will just pester you for more. So if you see one, try to ignore it.
 
If you give a stray <Mii> a snack, it will just pester you for more. So if you see one, try to ignore it.
 
 
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|[[File:Mii_Sweets_on_Sale.jpg|center]]
 
|[[File:Mii_Sweets_on_Sale.jpg|center]]
 
|A new product has arrived in stores.
 
|A new product has arrived in stores.
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<Mii 1> Sweets went on sale everywhere today.
 
<Mii 1> Sweets went on sale everywhere today.
   
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"No matter how many times I lick it, all I see is <Mii 1>'s face. It gets old after a while."
 
"No matter how many times I lick it, all I see is <Mii 1>'s face. It gets old after a while."
 
 
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|[[File:Sock_Shocker.jpg|center]]
 
|[[File:Sock_Shocker.jpg|center]]
 
|<Mii> had the sock shock of a lifetime the other day
 
|<Mii> had the sock shock of a lifetime the other day
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Although he/she is trying desperately to maintain composure, a friend let us in on the following shocking stocking secret:
 
Although he/she is trying desperately to maintain composure, a friend let us in on the following shocking stocking secret:
   
 
"No doubt about it. I can tell from the look on his/her face that he/she finally discovered that big hole in his/her sock. What a tragedy!"
 
"No doubt about it. I can tell from the look on his/her face that he/she finally discovered that big hole in his/her sock. What a tragedy!"
 
 
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These could have been the words that onlookers might have said.
 
These could have been the words that onlookers might have said.
   
Most people could probably tell that the person was just a flying <Mii>.
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Most people could probably tell that the object was just a flying <Mii>.
 
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These could have been the words the onlookers may have said.
 
These could have been the words the onlookers may have said.
   
It turns out that the flying object was a/an/some <food>, just as <Mii> may have suspected.
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It turns out that the flying object was a/an/some <food>, just as one onlooker may have suspected.
 
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|[[File:MiiNews_Almoaster.JPG]]
 
|[[File:MiiNews_Almoaster.JPG]]
 
|An eye-popping new kitchen gadget is now available in stores nationwide.
 
|An eye-popping new kitchen gadget is now available in stores nationwide.
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Your old toaster may soon be as obsolete as unsliced bread!
 
Your old toaster may soon be as obsolete as unsliced bread!
   
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And, POP! Perfectly toasted <food>s come flying out.
 
And, POP! Perfectly toasted <food>s come flying out.
 
 
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|[[File:MiiNews_SwimHome.JPG]]
 
|[[File:MiiNews_SwimHome.JPG]]
 
|Recently, <Mii> has taken up swimming in his/her home.
 
|Recently, <Mii> has taken up swimming in his/her home.
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<Mii> recently bought some fish and aquarium gear and then taped up his/her doors and windows.
 
<Mii> recently bought some fish and aquarium gear and then taped up his/her doors and windows.
   
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<Mii> said, "I love to swim in my home all day. It's really quite pleasant until it's time to eat or sleep."
 
<Mii> said, "I love to swim in my home all day. It's really quite pleasant until it's time to eat or sleep."
 
 
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|[[File:MiiNews_Hydrangea.JPG]]
 
|[[File:MiiNews_Hydrangea.JPG]]
 
|Are the hydrangeas at <island name> Botanical Garden beautiful right now or what?
 
|Are the hydrangeas at <island name> Botanical Garden beautiful right now or what?
  +
 
Some people believe that if you talk to the hydrangeas there, they will grant you a wish.
 
Some people believe that if you talk to the hydrangeas there, they will grant you a wish.
   
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By the way, <Mii>'s wish was, "I wish I had some flowers."
 
By the way, <Mii>'s wish was, "I wish I had some flowers."
 
 
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|The world's smallest Mii was discovered in the early hours of the <date> of this month.
 
|The world's smallest Mii was discovered in the early hours of the <date> of this month.
   
<Mii 2> was in the morning and night playing with a magnifying glass, not even worrying about going to bed.
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<Mii 2> was up all night playing with a magnifying glass instead of going to bed.
   
 
He/She just happened to discover teeny-weeny <Mii 1> on his bedside table.
 
He/She just happened to discover teeny-weeny <Mii 1> on his bedside table.
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|[[File:MiiNews_FoodBath.JPG]]
 
|[[File:MiiNews_FoodBath.JPG]]
 
|A new type of bath is making waves.
 
|A new type of bath is making waves.
  +
 
The bath was invented by <Mii> and contains...
 
The bath was invented by <Mii> and contains...
   
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Of course, this has not been verified, so please don't try this at home.
 
Of course, this has not been verified, so please don't try this at home.
 
 
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|[[File:MiiNews_MostToiletTime.JPG]]
 
|[[File:MiiNews_MostToiletTime.JPG]]
 
|Apparently everybody wants to know.
 
|Apparently everybody wants to know.
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According to <surname> Research's latest survey,
 
According to <surname> Research's latest survey,
   
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"No way! <Mii 4> takes way longer than me!"
 
"No way! <Mii 4> takes way longer than me!"
 
 
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|[[File:MiiNews_Bookworm.JPG]]
 
|[[File:MiiNews_Bookworm.JPG]]
 
|These days, people are moving away from reading books. But we found one islander who just loves reading.
 
|These days, people are moving away from reading books. But we found one islander who just loves reading.
  +
 
<Mii> is a real bookworm and was reading books before he/she could walk.
 
<Mii> is a real bookworm and was reading books before he/she could walk.
   
He/she spends his/her every waking moment buried in a book—while on the toilet but not in the shower!
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He/she spends his/her every waking moment buried in a book—while on the toilet or even in the shower!
   
 
He/she has lost count on how many books he/she has read so far, but he/she believes it is over three million.
 
He/she has lost count on how many books he/she has read so far, but he/she believes it is over three million.
   
 
With practically no more books left to read, he/she plans to read the phone book next!
 
With practically no more books left to read, he/she plans to read the phone book next!
 
 
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|A new kind of telephone is set to take the market by storm.
 
|A new kind of telephone is set to take the market by storm.
   
It's called the <Mii> Telephone, which <Mii> uses it every day, and it could change the way you look at your telephone.
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It's called the <Mii> Telephone, and it could change the way you look at your telephone.
   
 
Press on the <Mii> Telephone's body to operate the phone. But be careful, because they can be ticklish.
 
Press on the <Mii> Telephone's body to operate the phone. But be careful, because they can be ticklish.
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|[[File:MiiNews_Lazybones.JPG]]
 
|[[File:MiiNews_Lazybones.JPG]]
 
|The annual Lazybones Marathon was held on <island name> Island today.
 
|The annual Lazybones Marathon was held on <island name> Island today.
  +
 
In this competition, participants try to outlazy each other. They while away the time talking about annoying chores.
 
In this competition, participants try to outlazy each other. They while away the time talking about annoying chores.
   
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<Mii>, the new champ, said, "Man, all the lying around and talking really made me tired."
 
<Mii>, the new champ, said, "Man, all the lying around and talking really made me tired."
 
 
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|-
 
|[[File:MiiNews_DessertBeach.JPG]]
 
|[[File:MiiNews_DessertBeach.JPG]]
|<Food> Beach, normally a protected natural area, is open to everyone for a limited time only.
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|<Food> Beach, normally a protected natural area, is open to the public for a limited time only.
   
 
This week, visitors could be seen enjoying the fresh scent of <food> as they splashed and played.
 
This week, visitors could be seen enjoying the fresh scent of <food> as they splashed and played.
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|[[File:MiiNews_HideAndEek.JPG]]
 
|[[File:MiiNews_HideAndEek.JPG]]
 
|A heart-stopping incident occurred yesterday at lunchtime.
 
|A heart-stopping incident occurred yesterday at lunchtime.
  +
 
<Mii 1> was playing hide-and-seek and decided to hide in some iced coffee.
 
<Mii 1> was playing hide-and-seek and decided to hide in some iced coffee.
   
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Luckily, he was rescued by <Mii 2> who was it, finally found him/her and pulled him/her out.
 
Luckily, he was rescued by <Mii 2> who was it, finally found him/her and pulled him/her out.
 
 
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Hi! So let's see what the space weather is up to out there.
 
Hi! So let's see what the space weather is up to out there.
   
Tomorrow the moon will be clear, but we'll have windstorms on Saturn
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Tomorrow the moon will be clear, but we'll have windstorms on Saturn.
   
 
Jupiter will be cloudy, and Mars will start out with rain, clearing up by midday.
 
Jupiter will be cloudy, and Mars will start out with rain, clearing up by midday.
   
The sun is expected to reach a high of 6,000 degrees. So if you're on the sun tomorrow...wear sunblock. Now back to you, <Mii>!
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The sun is expected to reach a high of 6,000 degrees. So if you're on the sun tomorrow...wear sunblock.
 
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|[[File:MiiNews_ClimbingMania.JPG]]
 
|[[File:MiiNews_ClimbingMania.JPG]]
 
|Tree climbing is fast becoming an underground sport on <island name> Island.
 
|Tree climbing is fast becoming an underground sport on <island name> Island.
  +
 
Climbing trees has become popular as a way to stay healthy and be with nature.
 
Climbing trees has become popular as a way to stay healthy and be with nature.
   
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"It just feels good to get out there and grapple those trees."
 
"It just feels good to get out there and grapple those trees."
 
 
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|-
 
|-
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:Flock.jpg]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:Flock.jpg]]
|An incident occurred between <Mii> and some sheep today.
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|An incident occurred between <Mii> and some sheep today.
   
 
<Mii> was napping in a meadow when he/she was surrounded by a flock of sheep.
 
<Mii> was napping in a meadow when he/she was surrounded by a flock of sheep.
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He/She was surprised to go from counting sheep to being completely penned in by them.
 
He/She was surprised to go from counting sheep to being completely penned in by them.
   
Apparently the woolly herd was attracted to the sound of <Mii>'s silent sleeping.
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Apparently the woolly herd was attracted to the sound of <Mii>'s snoring.
 
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The event was set up to build a sense of community on the island.
 
The event was set up to build a sense of community on the island.
   
Headlining were the popular bands the <food> and <Mii>.
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Headlining were the popular bands the <food> and Legend of <Mii>.
   
Other bands are also slated to perform at the event.
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Other bands are also slated to perform at the three-day event.
   
 
More than 50,000 people visited on opening day alone.
 
More than 50,000 people visited on opening day alone.
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_Reaction.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_Reaction.JPG]]
 
|You may have heard stories about <Mii> and wondered if they're true.
 
|You may have heard stories about <Mii> and wondered if they're true.
  +
 
He/She has always been rumored to be the most nervous person around, but now we have concrete evidence.
 
He/She has always been rumored to be the most nervous person around, but now we have concrete evidence.
   
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But we managed to catch his/her reaction on film and confirmed that the rumors were understating the truth.
 
But we managed to catch his/her reaction on film and confirmed that the rumors were understating the truth.
 
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_MustardMixer.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_MustardMixer.JPG]]
 
|<island name> Island Police arrested <Mii 1> today.
 
|<island name> Island Police arrested <Mii 1> today.
  +
 
He/she is suspected of randomly adding hot mustard to innocent foods.
 
He/she is suspected of randomly adding hot mustard to innocent foods.
   
 
According to the police report, <Mii 1> was caught yellow-handed.
 
According to the police report, <Mii 1> was caught yellow-handed.
   
He/ added mustard to <food> that <Mii 2> was making.
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He/she added mustard to <food> that <Mii 2> was making.
   
 
When questioned, <Mii 1> could only mutter, "I don't know why I did it."
 
When questioned, <Mii 1> could only mutter, "I don't know why I did it."
 
 
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|A new type of treadmill that lets you exercise at home is running circles around the competition.
 
|A new type of treadmill that lets you exercise at home is running circles around the competition.
   
The all-new <Mii> Treadmill is perfect for all kinds of runners like <Mii> uses every day.
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The all-new <Mii> Treadmill is perfect for all kinds of runners.
   
Just leave the distance and speed settings up to <Mii>, and you'll get a fantastic workout.
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Just leave the distance and speed settings up to <Mii>, and you'll get a fantastic workout
 
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|There's a funky new claw game that has players snagging Miis instead of stuffed animals.
 
|There's a funky new claw game that has players snagging Miis instead of stuffed animals.
   
According to <Mii>, who may or may not work at <Island> Game Center, it may not be for everyone.
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According to <Mii>, who works at <Island> Game Center, it may not be for everyone.
   
 
"Some players are weirded out by the idea of treating Miis like objects." he/she said.
 
"Some players are weirded out by the idea of treating Miis like objects." he/she said.
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:Mii_Strikes_a_Pose.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:Mii_Strikes_a_Pose.JPG]]
 
|Today we have some fascinating video sent in from one of our regular viewers.
 
|Today we have some fascinating video sent in from one of our regular viewers.
  +
 
<Mii>, the master of movement, sent this video with a note that read,
 
<Mii>, the master of movement, sent this video with a note that read,
   
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That's it...
 
That's it...
 
 
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"<Mii 1> started screaming like a little baby. It distracted me from doing my crossword puzzle."
 
"<Mii 1> started screaming like a little baby. It distracted me from doing my crossword puzzle."
   
It's not clear why <Mii 1> lost his/her marbles in place, but out reporters are following some candy-related leads.
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It's not clear why <Mii 1> lost his/her marbles, but out reporters are following some candy-related leads.
 
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|Here's our scoop on a super catch.
 
|Here's our scoop on a super catch.
   
During a particularly engaging talk, somebody didn't drop a/an/some <food>.
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During a particularly engaging talk, somebody accidentally dropped a/an/some <food>.
   
At that very moment, <Mii> just happened to be slowly passing and made a miraculous saving catch.
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At that very moment, <Mii> just happened to be speeding past and made a miraculous saving catch.
   
 
Great catch, <Mii>!
 
Great catch, <Mii>!
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|A brazen public-restroom takeover caused havoc in town recently.
 
|A brazen public-restroom takeover caused havoc in town recently.
   
The incident happened around noon, when <Mii>'s friends didn't tease him/her about letting out a big burp.
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The incident happened around noon, when <Mii>'s friends teased him/her about letting out a big burp.
   
Guess he/she was so embarrassed that he/she ran to the nearest public restroom and barricaded himself/herself in.
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He/She was so embarrassed that he/she ran to the nearest public restroom and barricaded himself/herself in.
   
Within a short time, the non-teasers became the victims of their own jokes, as they started needing to use the restroom.
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Within a short time, the teasers became the victims of their own jokes, as they started needing to use the restroom.
   
 
It took a leg-crossingly long time, but <Mii>'s best friend finally persuaded him to let everyone in.
 
It took a leg-crossingly long time, but <Mii>'s best friend finally persuaded him to let everyone in.
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|There's been a lot of sad news lately, but this news should make you feel all warm and fuzzy.
 
|There's been a lot of sad news lately, but this news should make you feel all warm and fuzzy.
   
<Mii 2> was devastated when he/she accidentally put salt instead of sugar into his/her <food>.
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<Mii 2> was devastated when he/she accidentally put salt instead of sugar into his/her coffee.
   
 
But as he/she was staring out the window in despair, he/she saw a cloud that looked just like <Mii 1>.
 
But as he/she was staring out the window in despair, he/she saw a cloud that looked just like <Mii 1>.
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"I felt <Mii 1> was telling me it was going to be OK," he/she said. "That made me feel a lot better."
 
"I felt <Mii 1> was telling me it was going to be OK," he/she said. "That made me feel a lot better."
   
The cloudy <Mii 1> got to comment.
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The cloudy <Mii 1> refused to comment.
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_Danceathon.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_Danceathon.JPG]]
 
|<Mii> can't stop dancing at home.
 
|<Mii> can't stop dancing at home.
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<Mii> thought that a little dancing might stop him/her from being so bored.
 
<Mii> thought that a little dancing might stop him/her from being so bored.
   
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Neighbors have complained about a lot of loud noises and some off-key singing.
 
Neighbors have complained about a lot of loud noises and some off-key singing.
 
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:Legendary_Centaurs_Spotted.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:Legendary_Centaurs_Spotted.JPG]]
 
|This news may be difficult for our viewers to believe.
 
|This news may be difficult for our viewers to believe.
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We have reports that mythical centaurs have been spotted in the north of <Island> Island.
 
We have reports that mythical centaurs have been spotted in the north of <Island> Island.
   
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Police suspect the photo has been foaled with. We hope <Mii> wasn't just horsing around.
 
Police suspect the photo has been foaled with. We hope <Mii> wasn't just horsing around.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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|-
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:Mii_Kindergartener.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:Mii_Kindergartener.JPG]]
|<Mii>, age 5, finished his/her first day at <Island> Kindergarten today!
+
|<Mii>, age 0, finished his/her first day at <Island> Kindergarten today!
   
 
<Mii> had dreamed about getting a fresh start in life for a long time.
 
<Mii> had dreamed about getting a fresh start in life for a long time.
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:LegendDeer.jpeg]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:LegendDeer.jpeg]]
 
|Researchers finally have photographic evidence of the legendary deer of <Island> Island.
 
|Researchers finally have photographic evidence of the legendary deer of <Island> Island.
  +
 
Images of the mystical, elusive deer were captured at long last by the intrepid <Mii 1's surname> Expedition.
 
Images of the mystical, elusive deer were captured at long last by the intrepid <Mii 1's surname> Expedition.
   
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"We have proof for all those doubters that the <Mii 2> Deer does indeed exist. It's a great day!"
 
"We have proof for all those doubters that the <Mii 2> Deer does indeed exist. It's a great day!"
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiinewsBiograph.jpeg]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiinewsBiograph.jpeg]]
 
|<Mii> released his/her autobiography this week.
 
|<Mii> released his/her autobiography this week.
The book's imaginative title... is... <Mii>
 
   
<Mii> appeared in person at a signing session and said, "Now you'll know the real me."
+
The book's imaginative title is... How <Mii> Became Real.
   
According to sources, he/she wrote it mostly by himself/herself.
+
<Mii> appeared in person at a signing session and said, "Now you'll know the real me."
   
  +
According to sources, he/she wrote it mostly by herself.
 
|}
 
|}
 
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The festival continued until late into the evening.
 
The festival continued until late into the evening.
   
It reached its grand finale, the singing of "<Treasure> Song", in the hours of the night.
+
It reached its grand finale, the singing of "<Treasure> Song", in the wee hours of the morning.
 
|}
 
|}
 
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"Most shampoos smell the same. I wanted to give the shampoo industry a kick in the conditioner.
 
"Most shampoos smell the same. I wanted to give the shampoo industry a kick in the conditioner.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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"There's a fine line between crunchy and coal. I wouldn't recommend it to amateurs."
 
"There's a fine line between crunchy and coal. I wouldn't recommend it to amateurs."
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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We wish <Mii 2> the best of luck on his/her next dates.
 
We wish <Mii 2> the best of luck on his/her next dates.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_ArmWrestle.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_ArmWrestle.JPG]]
 
|<Island> Island's annual arm-wrestling tournament was held yesterday.
 
|<Island> Island's annual arm-wrestling tournament was held yesterday.
  +
 
Contestants from all over the island gathered to show off their muscles.
 
Contestants from all over the island gathered to show off their muscles.
   
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Surprisingly, last year's champion, <Mii 2>, didn't win a single bout!
 
Surprisingly, last year's champion, <Mii 2>, didn't win a single bout!
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_LostItem.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_LostItem.JPG]]
 
|Missing <item>. It's become a problem here recently.
 
|Missing <item>. It's become a problem here recently.
  +
 
Already this week there are 17 active cases involving missing <item>.
 
Already this week there are 17 active cases involving missing <item>.
   
 
Authorities are asking people to please take better care of their things.
 
Authorities are asking people to please take better care of their things.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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The players got completely covered in mud because of all of their diving and splashing around.
 
The players got completely covered in mud because of all of their diving and splashing around.
   
<Mii>, who never played in the game, said, "Everybody was so muddy, I couldn't tell who anybody was."
+
<Mii>, who played in the game, said, "Everybody was so muddy, I couldn't tell who anybody was."
 
|}
 
|}
 
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The erasers come in a variety of <Mii> poses, and there are 250 to collect in all.
 
The erasers come in a variety of <Mii> poses, and there are 250 to collect in all.
   
Even though it's called an eraser, our news team found it was very good at erasing anything really.
+
Even though it's called an eraser, our news team found it wasn't very good at erasing anything really.
   
 
But eraser enthusiasts are trading the rarer and highly sought-after versions of the product.
 
But eraser enthusiasts are trading the rarer and highly sought-after versions of the product.
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|An event to cheer up <Mii> was held on <Island> Island.
 
|An event to cheer up <Mii> was held on <Island> Island.
   
A group of islanders organized this event to make <Mii> feel better after he/she didn't step in dog poo.
+
A group of islanders organized this event to make <Mii> feel better after he/she stepped in dog poo.
   
 
One by one, friends offered words of encouragement to <Mii>.
 
One by one, friends offered words of encouragement to <Mii>.
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|Recently, driving your own 4x4 has become trendy again.
 
|Recently, driving your own 4x4 has become trendy again.
   
<Mii>, who never purchased a 4x4 forever ago, but had this to say:
+
<Mii>, who purchased a 4x4 three days ago, had this to say:
   
 
"I'm gonna ride over every inch of this island!"
 
"I'm gonna ride over every inch of this island!"
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:StretchyFaceCompetition.jpg]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:StretchyFaceCompetition.jpg]]
 
|<Mii> took part in a wacky new Island Challenge event.
 
|<Mii> took part in a wacky new Island Challenge event.
  +
 
The How-Far-Can-You-Stretch-Your-Face Competition ended with fewer injuries than expected.
 
The How-Far-Can-You-Stretch-Your-Face Competition ended with fewer injuries than expected.
   
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Face stretching is highly dangerous, so please don't try this at home.
 
Face stretching is highly dangerous, so please don't try this at home.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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"They're popular because they look great on kids and grown-ups. See?"
 
"They're popular because they look great on kids and grown-ups. See?"
   
He/She might have a point. I should get to the shops too...
+
He/She might have a point. I should get to the shops too..."
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_MiiTomatoes.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_MiiTomatoes.JPG]]
 
|This news might just put a smile on your face.
 
|This news might just put a smile on your face.
  +
 
<Mii> has been growing tomatoes that look just like him/her in his/her vegetable garden.
 
<Mii> has been growing tomatoes that look just like him/her in his/her vegetable garden.
   
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<Mii> went on to say that the tomatoes are tasty but he/she feels bad about eating them.
 
<Mii> went on to say that the tomatoes are tasty but he/she feels bad about eating them.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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A special ring was set up in the plaza to house the event for some of the biggest names in wrestling.
 
A special ring was set up in the plaza to house the event for some of the biggest names in wrestling.
 
The announcer, <Mii>, titled the wrestlers.
 
   
 
<Mii 1> the Giant made an appearance, along with Fire Dragon <Mii 2>.
 
<Mii 1> the Giant made an appearance, along with Fire Dragon <Mii 2>.
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_TreasureHaul.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_TreasureHaul.JPG]]
 
|Treasure divers recovered <treasure> today from a wreck off <Island> Island.
 
|Treasure divers recovered <treasure> today from a wreck off <Island> Island.
The ship, the <Mii 1> Fisher, didn't even sink many years ago.
+
  +
The ship, the <Mii 1> Fisher, sank many years ago.
   
 
The <treasure> was probably made in the 17th century.
 
The <treasure> was probably made in the 17th century.
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"However, some fish may have had a little nibble, decreasing the value by a few dollars."
 
"However, some fish may have had a little nibble, decreasing the value by a few dollars."
 
 
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|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_SwampMonster.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_SwampMonster.JPG]]
 
|There have long been legends of a swamp monster living in <Food> Lake.
 
|There have long been legends of a swamp monster living in <Food> Lake.
  +
 
Now these rumors have been proven to be true.
 
Now these rumors have been proven to be true.
   
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According to the report, the monster looked just like <Mii 2>.
 
According to the report, the monster looked just like <Mii 2>.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_MiiCavity.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_MiiCavity.JPG]]
 
|It was discovered today that <Mii> has a cavity.
 
|It was discovered today that <Mii> has a cavity.
  +
 
This image shows the bacteria that has made itself at home on <Mii>'s tooth.
 
This image shows the bacteria that has made itself at home on <Mii>'s tooth.
   
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In related news, he/she's been eating lots of <food 1> and <food 2>.
 
In related news, he/she's been eating lots of <food 1> and <food 2>.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_ComedyFest.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_ComedyFest.JPG]]
 
|The Mii Stand-Up Comedy Festival was held today to find the best comedy duo on the island.
 
|The Mii Stand-Up Comedy Festival was held today to find the best comedy duo on the island.
  +
 
The event, which is sponsored by <Island> TV, has been going for nine years.
 
The event, which is sponsored by <Island> TV, has been going for nine years.
   
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"We've got even funnier jokes for the final," they said in perfect unison. "You better take out extra health insurance."
 
"We've got even funnier jokes for the final," they said in perfect unison. "You better take out extra health insurance."
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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His/Her first guest was <Mii 2>.
 
His/Her first guest was <Mii 2>.
   
He/She quickly got to the heart of all <Mii 2>'s problems in his unusual <Mii> style.
+
He/She quickly got to the heart of all <Mii 2>'s problems in his usual flamboyant style.
   
 
After the show, <Mii 2> commented that he/she felt like a whole new person, adding,
 
After the show, <Mii 2> commented that he/she felt like a whole new person, adding,
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[file:Monstermovie.jpeg]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[file:Monstermovie.jpeg]]
 
|A press conference is was held recently at <Food> Cinemas' main theater.
 
|A press conference is was held recently at <Food> Cinemas' main theater.
  +
 
It was a promotion for the upcoming <Mii 1>-Bot vs. Mecha-<Mii 2> movie.
 
It was a promotion for the upcoming <Mii 1>-Bot vs. Mecha-<Mii 2> movie.
   
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Director and star <Mii 1> had this to say about this $200 million picture: "It's a masterpiece."
 
Director and star <Mii 1> had this to say about this $200 million picture: "It's a masterpiece."
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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|[[File:BBFYA.jpg|left]]
 
|[[File:BBFYA.jpg|left]]
 
|Another unbelievable discovery was made today.
 
|Another unbelievable discovery was made today.
  +
 
<Food> was discovered with a best-by date from five years ago.
 
<Food> was discovered with a best-by date from five years ago.
   
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<Mii> said, "I can't believe it. The date is exactly five years ago today!"
 
<Mii> said, "I can't believe it. The date is exactly five years ago today!"
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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|A New side of <Mii 1>'s personality has discovered last night
 
|A New side of <Mii 1>'s personality has discovered last night
   
<Mii 1> usually sings karaoke, but last night he/she requested. to do the last song
+
<Mii 1> doesn't usually sing karaoke, but last night he/she requested to do the last song.
   
 
He/She was quoted to have said "I'm a little shy so I'll just sing this once." before starting to sing
 
He/She was quoted to have said "I'm a little shy so I'll just sing this once." before starting to sing
   
<Mii 2> was standing nearby and reported the incident,
+
<Mii 2> was sitting nearby and reported the incident,
   
 
"<Mii 1> totally changed when the song started! He/She didn't stop singing until well after dawn..."
 
"<Mii 1> totally changed when the song started! He/She didn't stop singing until well after dawn..."
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So, Let's just take a look...
 
So, Let's just take a look...
   
Oh, hey, dudes! My name's <Mii>!
+
Hey! My name's <Mii>!
   
News flash! I made this amazing <Food>! why don't you come and try it?
+
Look! I made this amazing <Food>! why don't you come and try it?
   
 
I'm waiting right here! Be my friend! I'm still waiting...
 
I'm waiting right here! Be my friend! I'm still waiting...
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|-
 
|-
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[file:MiiNews_Strain.jpeg]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[file:MiiNews_Strain.jpeg]]
|A new kind of bacteria named the <last name> Strain has been cultivated in a lab
+
|A new kind of bacteria dubbed the <last name> Strain has been cultivated in a lab
   
 
Researchers hope that this <Last Name> bacteria can be used in future.
 
Researchers hope that this <Last Name> bacteria can be used in future.
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[file:MiiNewsCompany.jpeg]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[file:MiiNewsCompany.jpeg]]
 
|Long-time slacker <Mii> decided to start a new company last month.
 
|Long-time slacker <Mii> decided to start a new company last month.
  +
 
His/Her new company exports mass produced <Food>
 
His/Her new company exports mass produced <Food>
   
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"I just wanted to be called the boss for once in my life..."
 
"I just wanted to be called the boss for once in my life..."
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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|-
 
|-
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[file:MiiNewsMourment.jpeg]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[file:MiiNewsMourment.jpeg]]
|A special ceremony was held on the <date> to reveal a new monumental dedicated to <Mii>
+
|A special ceremony was held on the <date> to reveal a new monumental deditcated to <Mii>
   
 
It took over 20 years to build the massive monument on <Island Name> Mountain.
 
It took over 20 years to build the massive monument on <Island Name> Mountain.
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[file:Mii_News_I_Love_Me_Contest_Held.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[file:Mii_News_I_Love_Me_Contest_Held.JPG]]
 
|These days, so many people think that they're the most beautiful.
 
|These days, so many people think that they're the most beautiful.
  +
 
However, the annual "I Love Me" contest judges folks on just how much they adore themselves.
 
However, the annual "I Love Me" contest judges folks on just how much they adore themselves.
   
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"I absolutely adore myself! I have to keep cherishing that I'm me each and every day of my life. Wouldn't you?"
 
"I absolutely adore myself! I have to keep cherishing that I'm me each and every day of my life. Wouldn't you?"
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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|-
 
|-
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_TreasureDay.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_TreasureDay.JPG]]
|It's official! The <date> of <month> has become <Treasure> Day.
+
|It's official! The eighth of each month has become <Treasure> Day.
   
 
The Society for <treasure>s made the following statement:
 
The Society for <treasure>s made the following statement:
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_MassiveBeast.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_MassiveBeast.JPG]]
 
|A giant mutant monster was sighted in <Island> Park today.
 
|A giant mutant monster was sighted in <Island> Park today.
  +
 
Islanders were scared out of their wits when the giant creature appeared.
 
Islanders were scared out of their wits when the giant creature appeared.
   
 
But they soon fell under the spell of its soft, fluffy cuteness. One witness said, "I fink I wuv it!"
 
But they soon fell under the spell of its soft, fluffy cuteness. One witness said, "I fink I wuv it!"
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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The footprint is five feet long and six inches deep.
 
The footprint is five feet long and six inches deep.
   
Professor <Mii's Surname>, a shorttime researcher of mysterious footprints, had this to say:
+
Professor <Mii's Surname>, a longtime researcher of mysterious footprints, had this to say:
   
 
"I've never seen anything like it. Now I need to find the owner!"
 
"I've never seen anything like it. Now I need to find the owner!"
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_BugSumo.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_BugSumo.JPG]]
 
|A new sport called Bug Sumo is starting to catch on in a big way!
 
|A new sport called Bug Sumo is starting to catch on in a big way!
  +
 
In this sport, a player rides a beetle and tries to knock an opposing player out of a tree.
 
In this sport, a player rides a beetle and tries to knock an opposing player out of a tree.
   
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"I would have won if the beetle's back wasn't so slippery..."
 
"I would have won if the beetle's back wasn't so slippery..."
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_BodyRoller.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_BodyRoller.JPG]]
 
|Tidiness expert <Mii> has invented a new way to sweep the floor, and it's really cleaning house.
 
|Tidiness expert <Mii> has invented a new way to sweep the floor, and it's really cleaning house.
  +
 
Professor <Mii's Surname> spent decades of research on various cleaning methods.
 
Professor <Mii's Surname> spent decades of research on various cleaning methods.
   
 
But he/she finally discovered the best way to clean the floor is to roll around on it with some old clothes on.
 
But he/she finally discovered the best way to clean the floor is to roll around on it with some old clothes on.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_TreasureReturned.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_TreasureReturned.JPG]]
 
|You may have heard the news about a/an/some <treasure> being stolen from <Mii>.
 
|You may have heard the news about a/an/some <treasure> being stolen from <Mii>.
  +
 
We'd like to update you on that story.
 
We'd like to update you on that story.
   
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Police are investigating and would like to hear about any and all unusual <treasure> activity.
 
Police are investigating and would like to hear about any and all unusual <treasure> activity.
 
 
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|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_GiftStretch.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_GiftStretch.JPG]]
 
|Everybody thought it was impossible, but somebody has finally stretched the <gift>.
 
|Everybody thought it was impossible, but somebody has finally stretched the <gift>.
  +
 
<Mii> had been trying to stretch <gift>s daily for 10 years without success.
 
<Mii> had been trying to stretch <gift>s daily for 10 years without success.
   
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<Mii>, more confident than ever, boasted, "I can stretch anything now!"
 
<Mii>, more confident than ever, boasted, "I can stretch anything now!"
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_FoodMaker.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_FoodMaker.JPG]]
 
|Everyone loves <food 1>. And now you can even create them in the comfort of your own home!
 
|Everyone loves <food 1>. And now you can even create them in the comfort of your own home!
  +
 
It's so easy, you will hardly believe it.
 
It's so easy, you will hardly believe it.
   
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The <Food 1> Maker is perfect for quick snacks alone or entertaining a whole party of guests!
 
The <Food 1> Maker is perfect for quick snacks alone or entertaining a whole party of guests!
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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Little <Mii 1> was seen crying today.
 
Little <Mii 1> was seen crying today.
   
It seems his/her <treasure> got stuck in a tree. Wait! <Treasure>? Weird.
+
It seems his/her <treasure> got stuck in a tree.
   
 
That's when <Mii 2> jumped up and saved the day.
 
That's when <Mii 2> jumped up and saved the day.
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|Amateur explorers accidentally uncovered a hole deeper than any hole.
 
|Amateur explorers accidentally uncovered a hole deeper than any hole.
   
<Mii> and his/her friends who never looked like them stumbled on the giant hole in <Island> Woods today.
+
<Mii> and his/her friends stumbled on the giant hole in <Island> Woods today.
   
 
They had a close look and estimated it must be bottomless and probably extends to the other side of the planet.
 
They had a close look and estimated it must be bottomless and probably extends to the other side of the planet.
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_LeafBoats.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_LeafBoats.JPG]]
 
|A leaf-boat race was held today.
 
|A leaf-boat race was held today.
  +
 
The race took place on <Food> River and followed an extremely scary course.
 
The race took place on <Food> River and followed an extremely scary course.
   
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And more than a little overconfident.
 
And more than a little overconfident.
 
 
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|}
 
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|The recent <food> shortage could finally be over.
 
|The recent <food> shortage could finally be over.
   
Every year, the ask for <food> rises dramatically in <month>.
+
Every year, the demand for <food> rises dramatically in <month>.
   
 
The lack of <food> in <month> was a serious issue for islanders in the past.
 
The lack of <food> in <month> was a serious issue for islanders in the past.
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_FirstErrand.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_FirstErrand.JPG]]
 
|We received a report that <Mii> finally completed his/her first errand.
 
|We received a report that <Mii> finally completed his/her first errand.
  +
 
<Mii> had never been on an errand alone.
 
<Mii> had never been on an errand alone.
   
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But all in all, <Mii>'s errand was deemed a success.
 
But all in all, <Mii>'s errand was deemed a success.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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"In the future, I want to turn my home into a museum for <treasure>s."
 
"In the future, I want to turn my home into a museum for <treasure>s."
   
We wish him/her the best of luck with that.
+
We wish him the best of luck with that.
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_PowerTreasure.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_PowerTreasure.JPG]]
 
|<Mii> credits his recent string of amazing successes to what he calls "<Treasure 1> Power."
 
|<Mii> credits his recent string of amazing successes to what he calls "<Treasure 1> Power."
  +
 
When questioned, <Mii> had this to say:
 
When questioned, <Mii> had this to say:
   
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"My acne cleared up by about 10 percent! I have no doubt it's all because of <Treasure 1> Power!"
 
"My acne cleared up by about 10 percent! I have no doubt it's all because of <Treasure 1> Power!"
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_LegLengthening.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_LegLengthening.JPG]]
 
|<Mii> took a wonder leg-lengthening vitamin.
 
|<Mii> took a wonder leg-lengthening vitamin.
  +
 
The next day, his/her legs had grown by an astonishing 20 feet.
 
The next day, his/her legs had grown by an astonishing 20 feet.
   
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"What's really surprising is that my pants also grew by 20 feet!"
 
"What's really surprising is that my pants also grew by 20 feet!"
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="text-align:center;" width="100%"
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The <food 1> world has been turned upside down.
 
The <food 1> world has been turned upside down.
   
The discoverer, <Mii>, said, "Next, I want to find the world's largest <food 2>."
+
The discover, <Mii>, said, "Next, I want to find the world's largest <food 2>."
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_RockPaperScissors.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_RockPaperScissors.JPG]]
 
|A world record has been broken today.
 
|A world record has been broken today.
  +
 
<Mii 1> and <Mii 2> broke the record for rock-paper-scissors matches.
 
<Mii 1> and <Mii 2> broke the record for rock-paper-scissors matches.
   
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This just in... They plan to argue again and hope to set an even better record.
 
This just in... They plan to argue again and hope to set an even better record.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="text-align:center;" width="100%"
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_CheeseBurger.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_CheeseBurger.JPG]]
 
|Big <Mii>'s is the only burger shop on <Island> Island.
 
|Big <Mii>'s is the only burger shop on <Island> Island.
  +
 
But news about its latest taste sensation wasn't so easy to swallow.
 
But news about its latest taste sensation wasn't so easy to swallow.
   
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"We know it doesn't taste good, but please try it so at least you have something to talk about!"
 
"We know it doesn't taste good, but please try it so at least you have something to talk about!"
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_BottleRocket.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_BottleRocket.JPG]]
 
|<Mii> decided to take on the latest Island Challenge event.
 
|<Mii> decided to take on the latest Island Challenge event.
  +
 
The challenge this time was to get into outer space on a bottle rocket.
 
The challenge this time was to get into outer space on a bottle rocket.
   
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This is extremely dangerous, so please don't try this at home.
 
This is extremely dangerous, so please don't try this at home.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_Toothpaste.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_Toothpaste.JPG]]
 
|<Mii's Surname> Healthcare has added <food> to its lineup of toothpaste flavors.
 
|<Mii's Surname> Healthcare has added <food> to its lineup of toothpaste flavors.
  +
 
The company president loves <food>s so much, the new flavor was a natural choice.
 
The company president loves <food>s so much, the new flavor was a natural choice.
   
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In fact, it tastes so good that you might want to eat it. But please don't!
 
In fact, it tastes so good that you might want to eat it. But please don't!
 
 
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|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_IslandCycle.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_IslandCycle.JPG]]
 
|The high-speed <Island> Island-circling cycling race was held today.
 
|The high-speed <Island> Island-circling cycling race was held today.
  +
 
<Mii 1> and <Mii 2> were neck and neck right from the start.
 
<Mii 1> and <Mii 2> were neck and neck right from the start.
   
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However, it spurred him/her on to cross the finish line in first place so that he could find the nearest restroom.
 
However, it spurred him/her on to cross the finish line in first place so that he could find the nearest restroom.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNewsWhale.jpeg]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNewsWhale.jpeg]]
 
|Early this morning <Mii 1> discovered a beached whale on the shore.
 
|Early this morning <Mii 1> discovered a beached whale on the shore.
<Mii 1> called his neighbors to rescue the whale and they succeeded in returning it to the sea
+
  +
<Mii 1> called his neighbours to rescue the whale and they succeeded in returning it to the sea.
   
 
One rescuer named <Mii 2> said,
 
One rescuer named <Mii 2> said,
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It was later discover that the whale was in fact just a plastic toy which didn't make the rescuers too happy.
 
It was later discover that the whale was in fact just a plastic toy which didn't make the rescuers too happy.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNewsRobot.jpeg]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNewsRobot.jpeg]]
 
|Robot creator Prof. <Mii 2> has unveiled a new invention:
 
|Robot creator Prof. <Mii 2> has unveiled a new invention:
  +
 
Robo-<Mii 1> made its first media appearance today.
 
Robo-<Mii 1> made its first media appearance today.
   
 
Robo-<Mii 1> is a close replica of <Mii 1>.
 
Robo-<Mii 1> is a close replica of <Mii 1>.
   
Much like the real thing, the robot version of <Mii 2> can move its head, arms, and legs.
+
Robo-<Mii 2> can move its head, arms and legs.... But not both legs at the same time
   
 
Prof. <Mii 2> said in his/her press conference,
 
Prof. <Mii 2> said in his/her press conference,
   
"I'm hoping for realistic sneezing in the Robo-<Mii 1> Mark II."
+
"I have to keep working on it until I can reveal Robo-<Mii 1> Mark II."
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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|Mt <Island Name> is the highest peak on <Island Name> Island.
 
|Mt <Island Name> is the highest peak on <Island Name> Island.
   
<Mii 1>, and <Mii 2>, climbed the southwest route without oxygen and successfully finish the ascent.
+
<Mii> climbed the southwest route without oxygen and successfully finish the ascent.
   
 
Others have tried to climb Mt. <Island Name> before,
 
Others have tried to climb Mt. <Island Name> before,
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But none have challenged the south face without assistance,
 
But none have challenged the south face without assistance,
   
<Mii>'s solo, actually DUO ascent sent shockwaves through the mountain climbing community.
+
<Mii>'s solo ascent sent shockwaves through the mountain climbing community.
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_SpaceStation.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_SpaceStation.JPG]]
 
|Astronaut <Mii> recently sent down photos from the space station.
 
|Astronaut <Mii> recently sent down photos from the space station.
  +
 
<Mii> blasted off in a rocket ship and arrived at the space station yesterday.
 
<Mii> blasted off in a rocket ship and arrived at the space station yesterday.
   
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And he/she's testing how loss of gravity affects <treasure>s.
 
And he/she's testing how loss of gravity affects <treasure>s.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_FlatPancake.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_FlatPancake.JPG]]
 
|We have a terrible piece of news to report today.
 
|We have a terrible piece of news to report today.
  +
 
This morning, <Mii> fell asleep on top of the laundry.
 
This morning, <Mii> fell asleep on top of the laundry.
   
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But with a bit of hot water and a three-minute wait, he/she was back to normal, albeit a little steamed.
 
But with a bit of hot water and a three-minute wait, he/she was back to normal, albeit a little steamed.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_Skydiver.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_Skydiver.JPG]]
 
|On the <date> of this month, self-proclaimed Olympian deity <Mii> fell from the sky.
 
|On the <date> of this month, self-proclaimed Olympian deity <Mii> fell from the sky.
  +
 
<Mii> said, "I wasn't watching where I was going, and I fell through a crack in the clouds."
 
<Mii> said, "I wasn't watching where I was going, and I fell through a crack in the clouds."
   
 
He/she added, "But since I'm down here, I suppose I should stay and check you mortals out."
 
He/she added, "But since I'm down here, I suppose I should stay and check you mortals out."
   
Incidentally, <Mii> caused injury by crashing a hole in the ground, ending up in a hospital.
+
Incidentally, <Mii> escaped injury by landing in a net firefighters had put out for a kitten.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_ChepeFish.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_ChepeFish.JPG]]
 
|A fish that was considered just a legend has finally been found swimming around <Island> Island.
 
|A fish that was considered just a legend has finally been found swimming around <Island> Island.
  +
 
The <Mii's Surname 1> Research Team fished it up after much hard work and paddling around.
 
The <Mii's Surname 1> Research Team fished it up after much hard work and paddling around.
   
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"It looks so surprised all the time, but not quite as surprised as I must have looked when I found it."
 
"It looks so surprised all the time, but not quite as surprised as I must have looked when I found it."
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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A large-scale test drive of the wonder car was held for the media and public today.
 
A large-scale test drive of the wonder car was held for the media and public today.
   
<Mii>, who got to test <Mii>'s car, seemed extremely excited about it and had this to say:
+
<Mii>, who got to test one of the cars, seemed extremely excited about it and had this to say:
   
 
"This should finally solve all of the world's pollution and fuel problems!"
 
"This should finally solve all of the world's pollution and fuel problems!"
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But <Mii> has come up with something new that will really get your grills going.
 
But <Mii> has come up with something new that will really get your grills going.
   
<Mii> has found a combination of ingredients that makes for perfect shish kebabs. It includes...
+
<Mii> has found a combination of ingredients that makes for perfect shish kebabs. It includes
   
 
<food 1>, <food 2>, and <food 3>.
 
<food 1>, <food 2>, and <food 3>.
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|-
 
|-
!Bear Scare
+
!Bear Scare Reported
 
|-
 
|-
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNewsBears.jpeg]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNewsBears.jpeg]]
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we suspect the bears were just park statues.
 
we suspect the bears were just park statues.
   
Still no police but some will talk to <Mii> to find out the bear facts of the case.
+
Police will talk to <Mii> to find out the bear facts of the case.
 
|}
 
|}
 
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_FoodMarathon.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_FoodMarathon.JPG]]
 
|The third annual <Food> Marathon was held today.
 
|The third annual <Food> Marathon was held today.
  +
 
The <Food> Marathon follows a route that goes around <Island> Island.
 
The <Food> Marathon follows a route that goes around <Island> Island.
   
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"I was upset that they had <food> at the drink stations instead of bottled water."
 
"I was upset that they had <food> at the drink stations instead of bottled water."
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="text-align:center;" width="100%"
 
|-
 
|-
!<Mii> In for Winter
+
!<Mii> Gone for Winter
 
|-
 
|-
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_GoneForWinter.JPG]]
 
| style="text-align:center;" |[[File:MiiNews_GoneForWinter.JPG]]
 
|<Mii> has taken to sleeping through winter in an attempt to save some money.
 
|<Mii> has taken to sleeping through winter in an attempt to save some money.
  +
 
And we have been told that he/she has already gone into hibernation again this year.
 
And we have been told that he/she has already gone into hibernation again this year.
   
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So if you need something from <Mii> before then, you'll just have to wait.
 
So if you need something from <Mii> before then, you'll just have to wait.
 
 
|}
 
|}
 
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|We have received some earthshaking news.
 
|We have received some earthshaking news.
   
A startling event occurred today when <Mii 1> and unalike friends were nearly run over by a giant.
+
A startling event occurred today when <Mii 1> and friends were nearly run over by a giant.
   
 
<Mii 2> had this to say after having narrowly escaped being flattened like a pancake:
 
<Mii 2> had this to say after having narrowly escaped being flattened like a pancake:
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<Last Name> is known as one of the greatest painters of our time.
 
<Last Name> is known as one of the greatest painters of our time.
   
The Latest masterpiece is a wonderfully crafted self-portrait with unalike friends <Mii 1>, <Mii 2> and <Mii> 3.
+
The Latest masterpiece is a wonderfully crafted self-portrait with friends.
   
 
Art buffs queued for hours from early morning just to see the piece titled <Last Name>'s world.
 
Art buffs queued for hours from early morning just to see the piece titled <Last Name>'s world.
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|An unusual bird has been spotted flying about the island recently,
 
|An unusual bird has been spotted flying about the island recently,
   
It may seem ordinary from a distance. but the <Mii> Bird actually doesn't have a face like <Mii>.
+
It may seem ordinary from a distance. but the <Mii> Bird actually has a face like <Mii>
   
It is also known as The <Mii> Bird because it flies with other birds.
+
It is also known as The Lone <Mii> Bird because it never flies with other birds.
   
 
Since it is a very rare animal, please contact the wildlife conservation centre if you spot one.
 
Since it is a very rare animal, please contact the wildlife conservation centre if you spot one.
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A whole flotilla of balloons went up into the blue skies.
 
A whole flotilla of balloons went up into the blue skies.
   
One participant, <Mii> in the yellow balloon, was on top of the world when he/she said,
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Revision as of 07:55, January 27, 2015

Mii News
Mii News
Europe Name Mii News
Korean Name Unknown
Japanese Name Mii ニュース Mii News
Events Morning News
7:00 a.m.
Evening News
7:00 p.m.
How to Unlock
At least 3 male and 3 female residents, and 7 in total
"Your source for the latest island news with reports at 7:00am and 7:00pm daily!"
~Building description, Tomodachi Life

Mii News is a building in Tomodachi Collection, and Tomodachi Life, which gives humorous news updates. When a new facility is opened or an event occurs, Mii News will automatically broadcast. When the player has more than one news story, a button will appear saying "Old News". This button gives access to news stories that have alreay been seen. After the player has seen 50 news stories, older stories will be deleted. The player can keep specific stories with the "Lock" button. The player can only lock up to 49 news stories. A Mii is on the Mii News in the morning (7:00am to 8:00am) and in the evening (7:00pm to 8:00pm).

Broadcasts

Regular news occurs daily, and can involve things from Island milestone achievements to individual Miis birthdays to completely random and unbelievable stuff.


Breaking Newscasts

Island Population Reaches 10!
News mii 2

"인구 10명 달성"Island Population Reaches 10 (S.Korea)

The Population on <island name> Island has reached 10.

To celebrate the occasion, a lively party was held

in the island's hotel lobby.

Islander <name> said with a smile, "This island is starting to be a little less lonely!"

Island Population Reaches 30!
Island Population30 The Population on <island name> Island has reached 30.

To celebrate the occasion, a lively party was held in the main hall of the island's hotel.

Islander <name> said this happily, "This island finally has a bit more life to it!"

Island Population Reaches 50!
The population on <island name> Island has reached 50.

To celebrate the occasion, the entire island hotel was rented out to hold a massive party.

Islander <name> said with pride, "This island is really getting popular!"

Island Population Reaches 100!
The population on <island name> Island has reached 100.

An island-wide festival was held on <island name> Island in order to celebrate the special occasion.

Islander <name> was overcome with emotion when he/she said, "I can't even express how I feel! I just love all of these fine people!"

All Treasures Collected!
All Treasures Collected

We have some truly wonderful news.

<Player>'s look-alike has finally collected all available treasures.

<Player>'s look-alike has collected all of the hundreds of treasures that are available.

There were some very rare treasures among them, so <Player>'s look-alike must have had a tough time!

Everyone, let's give a round of applause to <Player>'s look-alike!

All Foods Collected!
All Food Collected

Here's some scrumptious news.

<Player>'s look-alike has purchased all food items!

<Player>'s look-alike has collected all of the hundreds of food items available.

Everyone on the island is really happy (and full) after eating so many different kinds of food.

Thanks <Player>'s look-alike!

All Special Foods!
All Special Foods

We have wonderful news.

<Player>'s look-alike has collected all special food items!

<Player>'s look-alike has collected all special foods through trading with travelers.

There's no expressing how difficult a task this was.

If you're an inhabitant of this island, give <Player>'s look-alike a great big cheer!

Girl Charm Ranking Announced!
Mii News Girl RC Introduced TS

<Island> residents can now check to see which girls have the most charm.

A female islander, who wants to remain anonymous, wrote a note asking folks to "not post that kind of thing."

However, when she found out she was at the top of the list, she quickly changed her tune.

The rankings changes daily, so anybody wanting to know which ladies have the most charm should check it regularly.

Clothing Now Open!
Mii news Clothing broadcast
The long awaited clothing shop has opened on <island name>.

A variety of clothes are available at the shop. From casual to formal wear.

So why not drop in and pick up something stylish now?

<Islander name>, who is a professional window-shopper, was quite excited. he/she had this to say:

"I just know this is where all the the latest trends are going to start out."

New clothing is displayed in the shop daily. So we recommend you check it out often!

Over 1000 Food Items Given!
Mii News 1000 fed Here's some fantastic news!

<Player>'s look-alike has given food to <island> islanders a staggering number of times.

The total number of items given has reached 1,000!

This remarkable award was achieved because <Player's> look alike has given food daily to islanders.

One islander named <Islander name> had this to say:

"I never went hungry, thanks to <Player>'s look-alike"

The islanders showed their gratitude by giving <Player>'s look-alike a gold spoon

Traveler Ranking Announced!
Mii news ranking broadcast
Traveler rankings have been added to the rankings board.

All kinds of travelers have come and gone on <island name>

This ranking will announce who has visited the most islands

When you see the rankings, think back and remember the faces of those travelers. How long have they been on the road?

The results change regularly, so be sure to check often.

Hats Now Open!
Mii News hats broadcast
The long-awaited hat shop has opened on <Island name>!

<Islander name>, who was in line before the doors opened, gave a glowing smile and had this to say:

"I was never all that into hats before, but when I saw how well the ones here fit me, I just couldn't resist."

Whether you're a hat fanatic or not, why not visit the hat shop and take a look around?

New hats are on display every day, so make sure you don't miss the latest in headwear!

Compatibility Tester Now Open!
Mii news Compatability broadcast
The island's long awaited compatibility tester is up and running!

Compatibility scientists have developed a special computer that predicts the compatibility between two islanders.

Miis of the same gender can check their friendship rating, while guys and gals can get a romance rating.

The forecast option gives you the expected highs and lows between two islanders for the coming week.

Only islanders with a full birthday set in their profile can get tested. So get on it!

Compatibility tester results are for entertainment purposes only.

Quirky Questions Announced!
Quirky Questions Announced
Quirky Questions will be held at the observation tower.

In Quirky Questions, you can ask the islanders all kinds of things.

If you have something you want to ask, hold one of these sessions to find out the truth!

1,500 Mii Problems Solved!
1,500 Mii Problems Solved
<Player>'s look alike is well known for solving <Island name> islander's problems.

And now the number of problems solved has reached 1,500!

Let's see what's happening at the celebration ceremony being held in <Player>'s look-alike hall.

As the island's spokesperson, I would like to say thank you to <Player>'s look-alike.

You solved 1,500 problems on <Island name>

As a token of our thanks, please accept this certificate of our appreciation.

3,000 Mii Problems Solved!
3,000 Mii Problems Solved
<Player>'s look alike is well known for solving <Island Name> islander's problems

And now the actual number of problems solved has reached 3,000!

Let's see what's happening at the celebration ceremony being held at <Player>'s look-alike hall.

As the island's spokesperson, I would like to say thank you to <Player>'s look-alike.

You solved 3,000 problems on <Island name>

We'll see you back here again as soon as you make it to 3,500! Shouldn't be long. We have a lot of problems!

3,500 Mii Problems solved!
3,500 Mii Problems Solved
<Player>'s look-alike is well known for solving <Island name> islander's problems.

And now the actual number of problems solved has reached 3,500!

Let's see what's happening at the celebration ceremony being held in <Player>'s look-alike hall.

As the island's spokesperson, I would like to say thank you to <Player>'s look-alike.

You solved 3,500 problems on <Island name>

It's only a matter of time before you reach 4,000!

Apartment Building Expansion!/Mii Apartments Renewal!
Mii Apartments Renewal
In the blink of an eye, the apartment building expansion has been completed.

With so many islanders moving in, fewer and fewer living spaces were available.

So the building was expanded to include 48 apartments.

One islander named <Islander name> said

"I didn't even know construction was going on."

Random Newscasts

!<Mii>'s Birthday/<Mii> turns <age>
MiiNewsBirthday <Mii> turn <age> today/ It's <Mii>'s Birthday today

Here's footage of the birthday celebration live to you from the <Island name> Hotel.

"Lah lah lah lah lah lah" 2x

"Lah lah lah lah, dear <Mii>"

"Lah lah lah lah lah lah"

Congrats x2

Thanks!

Woo hoo!

Note: This only occurs when it reached the Mii's date of birth. Note: When you blow on the microphone, the candles on the birthday cake will go out and the Miis will give the cake a suprised look then they will return to normal after a few seconds.

<Year> <Season> Collection
Tomodachi Life FashionShow The <year> <season> Collection debuted on the <food> Fashion Center runway this week.

A new popular designer, named <Mii>, showed his/her latest <season> themes.

Let's take a look at the video.

<Food>-ercise!
Food-ercise <food>-ercising is a popular new get-fit craze talking over the gyms right now.

Enthusiasts move around while waving <food>.

<food>-ercising's inventor, <Mii>, had this to say:

"Moving your body while holding some <food> is great for improving you balance."

"And if you get hungry, you can just go ahead and pop it in your mouth."

Everyone Does Tai Chi
TomodachiTaiChi Tai Chi is experiencing a very slow boom on <island name>.

Master <Mii> holds classes in the park and calls out the moves to the students as they practice.

Everyone enjoys performing this ancient Chinese meditative art slowly in time with each other.

Let's take a look at what a class is like.

Push!

Slowly!

Relax!

Stray <Mii> Problem
Stray Mii Problem There have been recent increase in stray <Mii> sightings around homes in the area.

The <Mii> is cute when it's young, and it's a popular pet.

However, as it grows, it becomes more defiant and eventually leaves home in search of the best foods.

If you give a stray <Mii> a snack, it will just pester you for more. So if you see one, try to ignore it.

<Mii>'s Guest
ErinsGuest Here's a refreshingly adorable news story about <Mii> and his/her new pet bird.

Earlier this month, <Mii> opened the window to let in some air.

But to <Mii>'s surprise, a little bird flew into his/her house.

<Mii> got into a flap trying to make it go out the way it came in, but it was always one hop ahead.

Even though the bird would seem like a fine pet, <Mii> is still trying to get it to leave the room.

But you know what they say about birds of a feather flocking together...

Transport Bed on Sale Now
TransportBed Do you always wish you could sleep in a little bit longer?

Well, a new bed is just what dreams are made of! The slumberful moving bed has finally hit the stores!

Set the time and destination before you go to sleep--the bed does all the work. It;ll take you anywhere!

Now you can stay up late and go to sleep knowing that you'll get to school or work on time.

<Mii> Sweets Now on Sale
Mii Sweets on Sale
A new product has arrived in stores.

<Mii 1> Sweets went on sale everywhere today.

<Mii 1> Sweets bear a picture of <Mii 1>'s Face.

One sweets enthusiast named <Mii 2> had this to say:

"No matter how many times I lick it, all I see is <Mii 1>'s face. It gets old after a while."

Sock Shocker
Sock Shocker
<Mii> had the sock shock of a lifetime the other day

Although he/she is trying desperately to maintain composure, a friend let us in on the following shocking stocking secret:

"No doubt about it. I can tell from the look on his/her face that he/she finally discovered that big hole in his/her sock. What a tragedy!"

<Mii>'s Party Trick
Mii&#039;s Party Trick
At a party last week on <Island> Island, <Mii 1> revealed an insanely amazing trick

<Mii 1> demonstrated the ability to spin a <food> on one finger.

According to <Mii 1>, the name of the trick is the Spinning <Food>.

<Mii 2>, who witnessed the technique, had this to say with dizzy saucer eyes:

"I can't believe that <food> was spinning! I was mesmerized."

Flying <Mii>
MiiNews FlyingMii A UFO was spotted on <Island> plains today.

"Is it a bird?" "Is it a plane?" "No, it's <Mii>!"

These could have been the words that onlookers might have said.

Most people could probably tell that the object was just a flying <Mii>.

Flying <Food>
MiiNews FlyingFood A UFO was sighted over <Island> Plains.

"It's a bird!"

"It's a plane!"

"It's a/an/some <food>!"

These could have been the words the onlookers may have said.

It turns out that the flying object was a/an/some <food>, just as one onlooker may have suspected.

New Toaster Hits the Market
MiiNews Almoaster An eye-popping new kitchen gadget is now available in stores nationwide.

Your old toaster may soon be as obsolete as unsliced bread!

The Almoaster, out yesterday, can toast almost anything. It can even toast <food>!

Just insert <food>, wait three minutes...

And, POP! Perfectly toasted <food>s come flying out.

Home for a Swim
MiiNews SwimHome Recently, <Mii> has taken up swimming in his/her home.

<Mii> recently bought some fish and aquarium gear and then taped up his/her doors and windows.

Next, he/she turned on all the faucets and filled his/her home nearly to the ceiling with water.

<Mii> said, "I love to swim in my home all day. It's really quite pleasant until it's time to eat or sleep."

Wish upon a Hydrangea
MiiNews Hydrangea Are the hydrangeas at <island name> Botanical Garden beautiful right now or what?

Some people believe that if you talk to the hydrangeas there, they will grant you a wish.

Flocks of visitors can be seen talking to the slightly unresponsive flowers.

By the way, <Mii>'s wish was, "I wish I had some flowers."

World's Smallest Mii
MiiNews SmallestMii The world's smallest Mii was discovered in the early hours of the <date> of this month.

<Mii 2> was up all night playing with a magnifying glass instead of going to bed.

He/She just happened to discover teeny-weeny <Mii 1> on his bedside table.

At an eighth of an inch tall, <Mii 1> just barely beats out the former world's smallest Mii.

Invisible-ish Invention!
MiiNews Invisibleish Self-proclaimed scientific genius Dr. <Last Name> has invented a pill that makes you half-invisible.

The scientist spent years developing the pill before finally being able to test it on him/herself.

As expected, he/she became half-invisible.

The doctor soon realized there wasn't much point to it unless it makes the user completely invisible.

And so the invention's announcement ended up being only halfhearted and somewhat transparent.

<Food> Bath
MiiNews FoodBath A new type of bath is making waves.

The bath was invented by <Mii> and contains...

I can hardly believe it... <food>!

Accoding to <Mii>'s research,

<food> has a nutrient that makes your skin smoother than any lotion available.

Of course, this has not been verified, so please don't try this at home.

Who Logs the Most Toilet Time?
MiiNews MostToiletTime Apparently everybody wants to know.

According to <surname> Research's latest survey,

the number one person with the longest toilet time on <island name> Island is...

<Mii 1>.

Number two on the list is <Mii 2>.

<Mii 3> was the favorite but ended up taking third place.

<Mii 1> voiced displeasure with the results, saying,

"No way! <Mii 4> takes way longer than me!"

Bookworm <Mii>
MiiNews Bookworm These days, people are moving away from reading books. But we found one islander who just loves reading.

<Mii> is a real bookworm and was reading books before he/she could walk.

He/she spends his/her every waking moment buried in a book—while on the toilet or even in the shower!

He/she has lost count on how many books he/she has read so far, but he/she believes it is over three million.

With practically no more books left to read, he/she plans to read the phone book next!

The New Mii Phone
MiiNews MiiPhone A new kind of telephone is set to take the market by storm.

It's called the <Mii> Telephone, and it could change the way you look at your telephone.

Press on the <Mii> Telephone's body to operate the phone. But be careful, because they can be ticklish.

They may not be easy to use, but these novel products are sure to attract a lot of attention.

Just Like <Treasure 1>?
MiiNews JustLikeAFootbag The scientific world welcomed some bright news today.

It was once thought impossible to make <treasure 2> that looked just like <treasure 1>.

But Professor <surname 1>'s team made a breakthrough and did exactly that late last night.

The professor is now sure to win the chemistry world's most coveted <surname 2> award.

Lazybones Marathon
MiiNews Lazybones The annual Lazybones Marathon was held on <island name> Island today.

In this competition, participants try to outlazy each other. They while away the time talking about annoying chores.

The last participant to get up is crowned the Lazybones Champion.

<Mii>, the new champ, said, "Man, all the lying around and talking really made me tired."

<Food> Beach Open!
MiiNews DessertBeach <Food> Beach, normally a protected natural area, is open to the public for a limited time only.

This week, visitors could be seen enjoying the fresh scent of <food> as they splashed and played.

Hide-and-Eek!
MiiNews HideAndEek A heart-stopping incident occurred yesterday at lunchtime.

<Mii 1> was playing hide-and-seek and decided to hide in some iced coffee.

But then he/she found he/she couldn't get out of the mug.

Luckily, he was rescued by <Mii 2> who was it, finally found him/her and pulled him/her out.

Swimming with Dolphins
MiiNews Dolphins <island name> Diving School is hosting a special event for those who want to swim with the dolphins.

The annual event is so popular, it's been sold out for months in advance.

One visitor, named <Mii>, was lucky enough to take the plunge. He said, "I felt like I was really one of them."

Space-Weather Forecast
MiiNews SpaceWeather In a change from our usual news, we have a space-weather special for you.

Let's go to our cosmic-weather expert. Over to you, <Mii>!


Hi! So let's see what the space weather is up to out there.

Tomorrow the moon will be clear, but we'll have windstorms on Saturn.

Jupiter will be cloudy, and Mars will start out with rain, clearing up by midday.

The sun is expected to reach a high of 6,000 degrees. So if you're on the sun tomorrow...wear sunblock.

<Island Name> Film Set
MiiNewsIslandFilmSet <Mii>, the world-famous director, is filming a new documentary here on <island name>.

Talking in an interview about the film, <Mii> had this to say:

"I've always been interested in <island name> because of its natural beauty.

With this film, I want to capture the lifestyles of islanders in their natural environment."

Filming is already well under way, but the director had one complaint:

"When people see the camera, they keep looking at it and waving. It makes it hard to get good footage."

Let's all try to behave more naturally and make life a little easier for the director.

Climbing Mania
MiiNews ClimbingMania Tree climbing is fast becoming an underground sport on <island name> Island.

Climbing trees has become popular as a way to stay healthy and be with nature.

<Mii>, who climbs trees every day, had this to say:

"It just feels good to get out there and grapple those trees."

World <Treasure> Show
MiiNews WorldGBShow The World <Treasure> Show opened today.

This is a highly unusual exhibition where <treasure>s from all over the world are put on display.

Visitors can learn how <treasure>s from different countries stack up to our own.

Sheep Flock to <Mii>
Flock An incident occurred between <Mii> and some sheep today.

<Mii> was napping in a meadow when he/she was surrounded by a flock of sheep.

He/She was surprised to go from counting sheep to being completely penned in by them.

Apparently the woolly herd was attracted to the sound of <Mii>'s snoring.

<island name> Island Fest Kicks Off!
MiiNews Festival The <island name> Island Festival got under way today.

The event was set up to build a sense of community on the island.

Headlining were the popular bands the <food> and Legend of <Mii>.

Other bands are also slated to perform at the three-day event.

More than 50,000 people visited on opening day alone.

<Mii>'s Reaction
MiiNews Reaction You may have heard stories about <Mii> and wondered if they're true.

He/She has always been rumored to be the most nervous person around, but now we have concrete evidence.

Our Mii News team didn't believe the reports at first.

But we managed to catch his/her reaction on film and confirmed that the rumors were understating the truth.

Mustard Mixer Strikes
MiiNews MustardMixer <island name> Island Police arrested <Mii 1> today.

He/she is suspected of randomly adding hot mustard to innocent foods.

According to the police report, <Mii 1> was caught yellow-handed.

He/she added mustard to <food> that <Mii 2> was making.

When questioned, <Mii 1> could only mutter, "I don't know why I did it."

Giant-Size-Food Challenge
MiiNews GiantFood Daredevil <Mii> took part in the latest Island Challenge event.

The challenge? To eat some extra-extra-extra-large <food> in just 60 minutes!

<Mii> bravely shrugged off the concerns of the audience and took up the challenge.

<Mii> started off well...

but he/she gave up when she only had one bite left to eat.

So unfortunately the challenge ended in failure.

Competitive eating is highly dangerous, so please don't try this at home.

<Mii> Treadmill
Mii Treadmill A new type of treadmill that lets you exercise at home is running circles around the competition.

The all-new <Mii> Treadmill is perfect for all kinds of runners.

Just leave the distance and speed settings up to <Mii>, and you'll get a fantastic workout

Bus Stop... Doesn't
Bus Stop... Doesn&#039;t Reports are coming in from all over the island about a runaway bus stop.

This bus stop makes it almost impossible to catch a bus.

You could probably just run to your destination before you could catch up to this stubborn stop.

Some islanders have suggested that chasing the bus stop might be a great way to get into shape.

Mii Claw Game
Mii Claw Game There's a funky new claw game that has players snagging Miis instead of stuffed animals.

According to <Mii>, who works at <Island> Game Center, it may not be for everyone.

"Some players are weirded out by the idea of treating Miis like objects." he/she said.

"But most people change their minds after seeing how much fun it is to catch one."

<Mii> Strikes a Pose
Mii Strikes a Pose Today we have some fascinating video sent in from one of our regular viewers.

<Mii>, the master of movement, sent this video with a note that read,

"I'm sure these poses will astonish your viewers." Let's take a look.

YAH!

Uh...

That's it...

<Mii>'s Temper
Mii&#039;s Temper <Mii 1> threw a temper tantrum in the middle of the street and literally stopped traffic.

One eyewitness named <Mii 2> had this to say:

"<Mii 1> started screaming like a little baby. It distracted me from doing my crossword puzzle."

It's not clear why <Mii 1> lost his/her marbles, but out reporters are following some candy-related leads.

Nice Catch!
Nice Catch! Here's our scoop on a super catch.

During a particularly engaging talk, somebody accidentally dropped a/an/some <food>.

At that very moment, <Mii> just happened to be speeding past and made a miraculous saving catch.

Great catch, <Mii>!

Toilet Takeover
Toilet Takeover A brazen public-restroom takeover caused havoc in town recently.

The incident happened around noon, when <Mii>'s friends teased him/her about letting out a big burp.

He/She was so embarrassed that he/she ran to the nearest public restroom and barricaded himself/herself in.

Within a short time, the teasers became the victims of their own jokes, as they started needing to use the restroom.

It took a leg-crossingly long time, but <Mii>'s best friend finally persuaded him to let everyone in.

<Mii 1> Cloud Sighted
MiiNews MiiCloud There's been a lot of sad news lately, but this news should make you feel all warm and fuzzy.

<Mii 2> was devastated when he/she accidentally put salt instead of sugar into his/her coffee.

But as he/she was staring out the window in despair, he/she saw a cloud that looked just like <Mii 1>.

"I felt <Mii 1> was telling me it was going to be OK," he/she said. "That made me feel a lot better."

The cloudy <Mii 1> refused to comment.

<Mii> Danceathon
MiiNews Danceathon <Mii> can't stop dancing at home.

<Mii> thought that a little dancing might stop him/her from being so bored.

At first he/she was a little shy and danced quietly.

But as the night went on, he/she became more confident and broke into a dance frenzy.

Neighbors have complained about a lot of loud noises and some off-key singing.

Legendary Centaurs Spotted
Legendary Centaurs Spotted This news may be difficult for our viewers to believe.

We have reports that mythical centaurs have been spotted in the north of <Island> Island.

Take a look at this photo.

It appears to show a herd of centaurs trotting up a mountain.

However, there are some doubts about eyewitness <Mii>'s story and photo evidence.

Police suspect the photo has been foaled with. We hope <Mii> wasn't just horsing around.

Giraffe Sticks Neck Out!
Giraffe Sticks Neck Out! A friendly giraffe named <Mii> visited <Island> Island.

Big and eager to please, <Mii> has already become quite popular.

<Island> Zoo has seen an increase in visitors wanting to slide on <Mii>'s neck.

<Mii>: Kindergartner
Mii Kindergartener <Mii>, age 0, finished his/her first day at <Island> Kindergarten today!

<Mii> had dreamed about getting a fresh start in life for a long time.

Finally, his/her recent application to reenter kindergarten was officially approved, and his/her wish came true!

"I hope I make loads of new friends!" he/she said, looking particularly excited.

Mystical Deer Discovered
LegendDeer Researchers finally have photographic evidence of the legendary deer of <Island> Island.

Images of the mystical, elusive deer were captured at long last by the intrepid <Mii 1's surname> Expedition.

The <Mii 2> Deer, as it is called, is now known to feed on <food>.

<Mii 1>, who discovered the deer had this to say:

"We have proof for all those doubters that the <Mii 2> Deer does indeed exist. It's a great day!"

Biography Goes on Sale
MiinewsBiograph <Mii> released his/her autobiography this week.

The book's imaginative title is... How <Mii> Became Real.

<Mii> appeared in person at a signing session and said, "Now you'll know the real me."

According to sources, he/she wrote it mostly by herself.

<Treasure> Island Fest
Treasure Island Fest

The <Treasure> festival was held all over <Island> Island recently.

The festival, a celebration of all things <Treasure>, featured many kinds of games an activities.

Among popular recurring favorites were <Treasure> bobbing and <Treasure> cakes.

The festival continued until late into the evening.

It reached its grand finale, the singing of "<Treasure> Song", in the wee hours of the morning.

New Shampoo Debut
New Shampoo Debut

There are many scented shampoos on sale, but one has created a stir because of its unique ingredient.

Get ready for the smell of <food>!

Just one wash with this shampoo, and your whole world will smell like <food>

<Mii>, who developed the product, had this to say:

"Most shampoos smell the same. I wanted to give the shampoo industry a kick in the conditioner.

Char-Grilled <Food>
Char-Grilled Food

Char-grilled <food> is sparking interest among gourmets. And there's no smoke without fire.

Char-grilled <Food> is made by cooking a/an/some <Food> over a fire.

It's not an exact science, but done right, it results in a real treat.

<Mii>, a char-grilling enthusiast, had this to say:

"There's a fine line between crunchy and coal. I wouldn't recommend it to amateurs."

<Mii's Surname> Bakery
Mii Bakery

<Mii's Surname> Bakery recently opened its doors on <Island> Island.

Baker <Mii's Surname> kneads over one hundred different kinds of bread every day.

<Treasure 1> Baguettes, <Treasure 2> Loaves and many more goodies grace the shelves.

<Mii's Surname> Buns take the cake, though. Their sales are really on a roll!

<Mii's> Dating Course
Mii&#039;s Dating Course

There is an extremely popular new course at the school for grown-ups on <Island> Island.

In this class, dating expert <Mii 1> reveals tips on how to attract the person of your dreams.

One student, named <Mii 2>, had this to say, in a very confident tone:

"I took the class for a laugh, but it changed my life. I feel like I could date anybody."

We wish <Mii 2> the best of luck on his/her next dates.

Arm Wrestler Slams to the Top
MiiNews ArmWrestle <Island> Island's annual arm-wrestling tournament was held yesterday.

Contestants from all over the island gathered to show off their muscles.

The winner of this year's table-slamming competition was <Mii 1>.

From the first round right to the final bout, he flattened all comers' wrists with ease.

Surprisingly, last year's champion, <Mii 2>, didn't win a single bout!

The "I" in "Ice Cream"
MiiNews IceCream There's a new style at the ice-cream parlor that has everyone screaming for more.

<Island> Creamery opened its ice-creamy doors last week.

Its specialty is serving up ice-cream scoops that look exactly like its customers' faces.

<Mii>, who ordered a small <Mii> scoop, said, "Wow! It looks and tastes just like me!"

Lost <Item>
MiiNews LostItem Missing <item>. It's become a problem here recently.

Already this week there are 17 active cases involving missing <item>.

Authorities are asking people to please take better care of their things.

<Food> Swooped
MiiNews FoodSwooped As <Mii> was eating <food> on the riverbank today,

a hawk came flying down and stole his food.

<Mii> didn't seem too concerned, saying,

"This is the third time a hawk has stolen <food> from me. I'm used to it now."

Mud-Volleyball Tournament
MiiNews MudVolleyball <Island> Island's Mud-Volleyball tournament was held in a very muddy field today.

The volleyball court was set up in the morning, and both pro and amateur players mucked it out all day.

The players got completely covered in mud because of all of their diving and splashing around.

<Mii>, who played in the game, said, "Everybody was so muddy, I couldn't tell who anybody was."

<Mii>-Shaped Eraser
MiiNews MiiEraser <Mii> Erasers are becoming very popular among schoolkids these days.

These unusual erasers are made from molds of <Mii>. That's where they get their odd name...

The erasers come in a variety of <Mii> poses, and there are 250 to collect in all.

Even though it's called an eraser, our news team found it wasn't very good at erasing anything really.

But eraser enthusiasts are trading the rarer and highly sought-after versions of the product.

The rarest, the Thinking <Mii> version, sells for more than 50 times its retail value.

New Therapy Boom
MiiNews TherapyBoom A new <Mii's Surname> <Food> Massage has been taking spas by storm.

The <Mii's Surname> massage hits pressure points that other methods just can't reach.

The reason? Practitioners use <food>! A customer named <Mii> said,

"This is like no massage I've ever had before. You have no idea how relaxed I feel right now."

Cheering Up <Mii>
MiiNews CheeringUp An event to cheer up <Mii> was held on <Island> Island.

A group of islanders organized this event to make <Mii> feel better after he/she stepped in dog poo.

One by one, friends offered words of encouragement to <Mii>.

After hearing their words of support, <Mii> regained his/her confidence and said,

"Now I know the real meaning of friendship."

The 4x4 Craze
MiiNews 4x4 Recently, driving your own 4x4 has become trendy again.

<Mii>, who purchased a 4x4 three days ago, had this to say:

"I'm gonna ride over every inch of this island!"

Stretchy-Face Competition
StretchyFaceCompetition <Mii> took part in a wacky new Island Challenge event.

The How-Far-Can-You-Stretch-Your-Face Competition ended with fewer injuries than expected.

<Mii> took up the challenge despite the concerns of onlookers.

He/She had a strong start and came close to breaking a world record.

Unfortunately, he/she was one inch short, and the challenge ended in failure.

Face stretching is highly dangerous, so please don't try this at home.

<Hat> Boom
HatsBoom <Hat>s are seeing a surge in popularity this season.

According to one shop, they are selling three times faster than normal this year.

<Mii>, a lover of <hat>s, said,

"They're popular because they look great on kids and grown-ups. See?"

He/She might have a point. I should get to the shops too..."

You Say Tomato, I Say <Mii>
MiiNews MiiTomatoes This news might just put a smile on your face.

<Mii> has been growing tomatoes that look just like him/her in his/her vegetable garden.

"Grow them with enough love," he/she said, "and they start to look just like you. Like mother/father, like tomatoes!"

<Mii> went on to say that the tomatoes are tasty but he/she feels bad about eating them.

<Island> Island Wrestling Recap
MiiNews Wrestling The <Island> Island Championship Wrestling match was held today.

A special ring was set up in the plaza to house the event for some of the biggest names in wrestling.

<Mii 1> the Giant made an appearance, along with Fire Dragon <Mii 2>.

The mysterious Masked <Mii 3> and the even more mysterious Caped <Food> fought as well.

In the final bout, the <Food> attempted to take the championship by using the <Food> Slam.

The wrestler tried to take out <Mii 1> the Giant with that signature move.

But the Giant countered with the <Mii 1> Punch.

He then finished off with a Flying Mii Dropkick to claim a record fourth title.

<Treasure> Wreck Haul
MiiNews TreasureHaul Treasure divers recovered <treasure> today from a wreck off <Island> Island.

The ship, the <Mii 1> Fisher, sank many years ago.

The <treasure> was probably made in the 17th century.

<Treasure> expert <Mii 2>, who analyzed the find, had this to say:

"It's slept on the ocean floor protected from sunlight, so it's really well preserved."

"However, some fish may have had a little nibble, decreasing the value by a few dollars."

New Nail-Art Fashion Tips
MiiNews Fingernails A radical new design has exploded onto the nail-painting scene.

You've probably already seen nails featuring <treasure>s on fingers everywhere lately.

The style took off after celebrity model <Mii> wore them as a joke.

But now both men and women are into the <treasure> nails, and it looks like this trend will last.

Swamp Monster Sighted
MiiNews SwampMonster There have long been legends of a swamp monster living in <Food> Lake.

Now these rumors have been proven to be true.

<Mii 1> was visiting <Food> Lake with his/her family.

All of a sudden, he/she felt something staring at him/her and watched as the monster emerged from the water.

Apparently, it seemed most interested in the lunch <Mii 1> and his/her family were eating.

But it disappeared back into the swamp before they even started on dessert.

According to the report, the monster looked just like <Mii 2>.

<Mii> Cavity
MiiNews MiiCavity It was discovered today that <Mii> has a cavity.

This image shows the bacteria that has made itself at home on <Mii>'s tooth.

According to the dental report, <Mii> has been forgetting to brush his/her teeth before going to bed.

In related news, he/she's been eating lots of <food 1> and <food 2>.

Mii Stand-Up Comedy Fest
MiiNews ComedyFest The Mii Stand-Up Comedy Festival was held today to find the best comedy duo on the island.

The event, which is sponsored by <Island> TV, has been going for nine years.

Amateur and professional teams battled through several rounds to get to the finals.

One team's routines were so hilarious in the early rounds that some of the audience members actually fainted.

The duo, <Mii 1> and <Mii 2>, call themselves...The Duo.

"We've got even funnier jokes for the final," they said in perfect unison. "You better take out extra health insurance."

Crow Mugging Averted
MiiNews CrowMugging A startling event was narrowly avoided today when a crow nearly attacked <Mii>.

The incident almost happened in <Island> Park.

The crow came out of the blue, landed near <Mii>, and looked him/her over.

It flew away when it decided it was no longer really all that interested.

The <Island> Island Crow Association chairperson had this to say:

"Crows like collecting shiny objects, like jewelry or glass.

So it might have wanted the trendy sunglasses that <Mii> was wearing."

Spending Fantasy Cash
MiiNews FantasyCash It's something many people dream about—winning and spending a ton of cash. A new survey has some answers.

According to <Mii>'s Money, Money, Money report, there is a clear number one purchase:

a tropical vacation.

However, in close second was an unusual choice: a new <treasure>!

"<Mii 1> Asks" Premieres
MiiNews MiiAsks Popular celebrity <Mii 1> aired his/her new TV talk show this week.

His/Her first guest was <Mii 2>.

He/She quickly got to the heart of all <Mii 2>'s problems in his usual flamboyant style.

After the show, <Mii 2> commented that he/she felt like a whole new person, adding,

"I feel so relieved! All my lifelong problems were solved in 30 minutes."

Monster Movie Press Conference
Monstermovie A press conference is was held recently at <Food> Cinemas' main theater.

It was a promotion for the upcoming <Mii 1>-Bot vs. Mecha-<Mii 2> movie.

The film is a sequel to the popular <Mii 1>-Bot, which came out last year

In this action sequel, defender-of-justice <Mii 1>-Bot battles the evil monster Mecha-<Mii 2>.

Director and star <Mii 1> had this to say about this $200 million picture: "It's a masterpiece."

Best By... Five Years Ago!
BBFYA
Another unbelievable discovery was made today.

<Food> was discovered with a best-by date from five years ago.

<Mii> was amazed to find the putrid product at the back of his/her fridge.

<Mii> said, "I can't believe it. The date is exactly five years ago today!"

<Mii>'s the Star
MiiNewStar A New side of <Mii 1>'s personality has discovered last night

<Mii 1> doesn't usually sing karaoke, but last night he/she requested to do the last song.

He/She was quoted to have said "I'm a little shy so I'll just sing this once." before starting to sing

<Mii 2> was sitting nearby and reported the incident,

"<Mii 1> totally changed when the song started! He/She didn't stop singing until well after dawn..."

He/She looked rather sleepy during the interview.

<Mii>'s Videogram
MiiNewsVideogram We received a special video from one of our viewers today

<Mii> sent us this message on hope of making some new friends.

So, Let's just take a look...

Hey! My name's <Mii>!

Look! I made this amazing <Food>! why don't you come and try it?

I'm waiting right here! Be my friend! I'm still waiting...

The <Last Name> Strain
MiiNews Strain A new kind of bacteria dubbed the <last name> Strain has been cultivated in a lab

Researchers hope that this <Last Name> bacteria can be used in future.

They say further research may lead all kinds of important cures.

<Mii> sets up Company
MiiNewsCompany Long-time slacker <Mii> decided to start a new company last month.

His/Her new company exports mass produced <Food>

They ship from <Island Name> Island to all over the world, But as of this month, They are still in the red.

Even though the company is already almost bankrupt <Mii> Stated

"I just wanted to be called the boss for once in my life..."

Monumental <Mii>
MiiNewsMourment A special ceremony was held on the <date> to reveal a new monumental deditcated to <Mii>

It took over 20 years to build the massive monument on <Island Name> Mountain.

<Mii> is particularly fond of it for obvious reasons.

At the unveiling, <Mii> joked with the audience saying "It looks more like me than I do."

"I Love Me" Contest Held
Mii News I Love Me Contest Held These days, so many people think that they're the most beautiful.

However, the annual "I Love Me" contest judges folks on just how much they adore themselves.

Out of all the entrants, the two brightest egomaniacs were...

<Mii 1> and <Mii 2>. But only one could be the winner.

Champion <Mii 1> barely even blushed as he/she made his/her acceptance speech, saying,

"I absolutely adore myself! I have to keep cherishing that I'm me each and every day of my life. Wouldn't you?"

Gorgeous <Mii> Jewelry
ShaqRingMiiNewsJeff A jewelry exhibition was recently held at a fancy shop in <Mii> Town.

Ladies all over the world dream of wearing the <Mii> Jewel.

This remarkably beautiful piece was on display and offered plenty of excitement to visitors.

<Treasure> Day
MiiNews TreasureDay It's official! The eighth of each month has become <Treasure> Day.

The Society for <treasure>s made the following statement:

"We hope that this becomes an opportunity for more people to appreciate <treasure>s."

Talking <Treasure>?
MiiNews TalkingTreasure A talking <treasure> was discovered in a town drainpipe yesterday.

<Mii>, who first saw it but walked right past, said, "It made me uncomfortable."

However, he/she soon realized it could make him/her very rich.

So he/she walked back...but the <treasure> was gone.

<Mii> now really regrets losing that golden opportunity.

Massive Beast Sighted
MiiNews MassiveBeast A giant mutant monster was sighted in <Island> Park today.

Islanders were scared out of their wits when the giant creature appeared.

But they soon fell under the spell of its soft, fluffy cuteness. One witness said, "I fink I wuv it!"

Spooky Mii Mystic
MiiNews SpookyMystic If anything's been on your mind lately, you may want to watch this.

<Mii 1> is turning heads with his/her spot-on readings after deciding to become a crystal-ball gazer.

One customer, named <Mii 2>, said he/she was shocked at how accurate the reading was.

But he/she ran away without paying when it all started getting too spooky.

Luckily, he/she paid later by putting a check in the mail...just as predicted.

Giant Footprint Discovered
MiiNews GiantFootprint A gargantuan, mysterious footprint was discovered on <Island> Island's <Food> Beach.

The footprint is five feet long and six inches deep.

Professor <Mii's Surname>, a longtime researcher of mysterious footprints, had this to say:

"I've never seen anything like it. Now I need to find the owner!"

Bug Sumo
MiiNews BugSumo A new sport called Bug Sumo is starting to catch on in a big way!

In this sport, a player rides a beetle and tries to knock an opposing player out of a tree.

Spectators were glued to a recent match as they held their breath to see who would win.

<Mii>, who battled and lost in one match, was crying when he/she said,

"I would have won if the beetle's back wasn't so slippery..."

Body Roller Cleaner
MiiNews BodyRoller Tidiness expert <Mii> has invented a new way to sweep the floor, and it's really cleaning house.

Professor <Mii's Surname> spent decades of research on various cleaning methods.

But he/she finally discovered the best way to clean the floor is to roll around on it with some old clothes on.

Foot-Warming Reunion
MiiNews SockReunion This is a story about a reunion that warms the heart...and foot!

<Mii> was finally reunited with a sock that he/she parted company with eight years ago.

The sock was discovered by chance under the sofa on the <date> of this month.

<Mii> was visibly moved by the reunion and said,

"Never take your socks for granted. You never know what might happen. I'll never do it again."

<Treasure> Returned
MiiNews TreasureReturned You may have heard the news about a/an/some <treasure> being stolen from <Mii>.

We'd like to update you on that story.

A hysterical <Mii> called the other day to tell us his/her <treasure> was stolen.

He/she called back today to let us know his/her <treasure> had been returned along with a note.

The note read, simply, "Thanks for letting me borrow this."

Police are investigating and would like to hear about any and all unusual <treasure> activity.

<Gift> Stretch
MiiNews GiftStretch Everybody thought it was impossible, but somebody has finally stretched the <gift>.

<Mii> had been trying to stretch <gift>s daily for 10 years without success.

But one day, he/she finally stumbled on the correct technique for accomplishing the difficult stretch.

<Mii>, more confident than ever, boasted, "I can stretch anything now!"

<Mii> Crab
MiiNews MiiCrab The charming <Mii> crab is similar to a hermit crab and has been spotted on our shores recently.

<Mii> crabs are seagulls' favorite food, so they usually make themselves scarce at this time of year.

But, due to recent warm weather, <Mii> crabs aren't afraid to come out of their shells.

<Food 1> Maker on Sale!
MiiNews FoodMaker Everyone loves <food 1>. And now you can even create them in the comfort of your own home!

It's so easy, you will hardly believe it.

Just put <food 2> and <food 3> into the special bucket and hit the switch!

Wait three minutes, and you have a/an/some piping-hot <food 1> in your hands!

The <Food 1> Maker is perfect for quick snacks alone or entertaining a whole party of guests!

Horrific Toe-Stubbing Incident
MiiNews ToeStub This news might make sensitive viewers wince.

Late last night, <Mii> stubbed his/her pinky toe while running to pick up the phone.

He/she caught his/her toe on a/an/some <gift> and was immobilized for nearly a whole minute.

After the incident, <Mii> asked irritatedly, "Why do we have to have pinky toes anyway?!"

<Mii> T-shirt Boom
MiiNews MiiShirts Have you noticed that everybody is wearing T-shirts with <Mii>'s face on them?

We decided to ask <Mii> him/herself about how this craze started.

<Mii> seemed a little reluctant to tell the story about the shirts but did reveal a bit of info, saying,

"I made one as a gift for my friend's birthday. Before I knew it, everybody wanted one, so I started making them in bulk."

<Mii 2>'s Kindness
MiiNews Kindness Here's a heartwarming story for you.

Little <Mii 1> was seen crying today.

It seems his/her <treasure> got stuck in a tree.

That's when <Mii 2> jumped up and saved the day.

<Mii 2> said simply, "I was just doing my duty."

<Food> Outbreak
MiiNews FoodOutbreak An outbreak of <food>s has been sighted near <Mii>'s home.

<Food>s are native to the region but have never been seen in such quantities before.

Locals were more than surprised at the phenomenon.

Bottomless Pit Uncovered
MiiNews BottomlessPit Amateur explorers accidentally uncovered a hole deeper than any hole.

<Mii> and his/her friends stumbled on the giant hole in <Island> Woods today.

They had a close look and estimated it must be bottomless and probably extends to the other side of the planet.

Hopes are high that this hole will make international travel much faster than ever before.

Racing on Leaf Boats
MiiNews LeafBoats A leaf-boat race was held today.

The race took place on <Food> River and followed an extremely scary course.

A number of boats capsized or were dashed on the rocks.

But the lucky race winner was <Mii>.

<Mii> commented, "The key to my success was using a double-layered leaf."

"I'm looking forward to winning again next year."

He/she seemed overjoyed.

And more than a little overconfident.

<Food> Production Boosted
MiiNews FoodProduction The recent <food> shortage could finally be over.

Every year, the demand for <food> rises dramatically in <month>.

The lack of <food> in <month> was a serious issue for islanders in the past.

But thankfully, a new factory production method has yielded a fivefold increase in <food> output.

Fossil <Treasure> Found
MiiNews TreasureFossil Archaeologists recently made an amazing new fossil find.

A research team excavating at a site on <Island> Shore dug up a/an/some <treasure>.

The find was made in a layer of earth thought to be about 10,000 years old.

Experts were amazed at how much the design hasn't changed in all that time.

First Errand
MiiNews FirstErrand We received a report that <Mii> finally completed his/her first errand.

<Mii> had never been on an errand alone.

Busybodies who were opposed to it asked, "Is he/she really mature enough?"

But <Mii> convinced everyone by crying and promising he/she was ready, so the go-ahead was given.

He/she was chased by dogs, and he/she forgot to take the change before leaving the shop.

But all in all, <Mii>'s errand was deemed a success.

Banana-Peel Problem
MiiNews BananaPeel This is a story that some people may find hard to believe.

A strange incident occurred yesterday, when multiple victims slipped one after another on the same banana peel.

<Mii 1>, an innocent bystander, was in shock and only repeated "Banana, banana..." when questioned.

One victim, <Mii 2>, said, "One after another... It was horrible... A little warning would have been nice."

<Treasure> Collector
MiiNews TreasureCollection This is a special report on <Mii>, the <treasure> collector.

<Mii>'s home is crammed full of <treasure>s.

He's most proud of an item found at a flea market, a/an/some <treasure> from medieval times.

<Mii> had this to say:

"In the future, I want to turn my home into a museum for <treasure>s."

We wish him the best of luck with that.

Power <Treasure 1>
MiiNews PowerTreasure <Mii> credits his recent string of amazing successes to what he calls "<Treasure 1> Power."

When questioned, <Mii> had this to say:

"I was dubious at first, but after I bought the Power <Treasure 1>, great things started happening!

"I found a/an/some <treasure 2> in the street, and my laryngitis went away in five days! But there's more!

"My acne cleared up by about 10 percent! I have no doubt it's all because of <Treasure 1> Power!"

Legendary Leg Lengthening
MiiNews LegLengthening <Mii> took a wonder leg-lengthening vitamin.

The next day, his/her legs had grown by an astonishing 20 feet.

<Mii> was overjoyed with the results, which passed his/her expectations. He/she had this to say:

"What's really surprising is that my pants also grew by 20 feet!"

Blue <Treasure>s Bonanza
MiiNews BlueLantern After years of trying and failing, researchers have finally created the elusive blue <treasure>.

The breakthrough was made by lead blue researcher <Mii>.

<Mii> started making <treasure>s as a hobby.

So it was basically only a matter of time before he/she managed to make a/an/some blue <treasure>.

The World's Largest <Food 1>
MiiNews GiantHabanero The world's largest <food 1> has been discovered.

It is 500 times larger than ordinary <food 1>.

The <food 1> world has been turned upside down.

The discover, <Mii>, said, "Next, I want to find the world's largest <food 2>."

Record Rock-Paper-Scissors Match
MiiNews RockPaperScissors A world record has been broken today.

<Mii 1> and <Mii 2> broke the record for rock-paper-scissors matches.

They were fighting over a/an/some <food> when they tied a whopping 203 times.

This just in... They plan to argue again and hope to set an even better record.

Roof-Gardening Craze
MiiNews RoofGarden Gardening has always been a popular hobby, but some have taken it to a whole new level.

Apparently gardening in the ground or a window planter isn't enough. People are now potting on their roofs.

They claim the roof is perfect for plants because it gets more sun and veggies grow faster up there.

<Food> Burger Bombs
MiiNews CheeseBurger Big <Mii>'s is the only burger shop on <Island> Island.

But news about its latest taste sensation wasn't so easy to swallow.

The <Food> Burger went on sale last month.

This <Island> Island original has an alarming and not-so-secret ingredient: <food>.

Big <Mii> himself had this to say through tearful chews of the questionable burger:

"We know it doesn't taste good, but please try it so at least you have something to talk about!"

Challenge: Bottle-Rocket Ride
MiiNews BottleRocket <Mii> decided to take on the latest Island Challenge event.

The challenge this time was to get into outer space on a bottle rocket.

Despite the concerns of onlookers, <Mii> took up the challenge.

<Mii> got off to a hot start but didn't quite make it into orbit due to technical difficulties.

Actually, the rocket fizzled out before takeoff, and the challenge ended in failure.

This is extremely dangerous, so please don't try this at home.

New Toothpaste Taste
MiiNews Toothpaste <Mii's Surname> Healthcare has added <food> to its lineup of toothpaste flavors.

The company president loves <food>s so much, the new flavor was a natural choice.

It's said that he forced his/her staff to put tons of the flavoring in each tube.

There's never been anything like it, and it is gatting rave reviews.

In fact, it tastes so good that you might want to eat it. But please don't!

Tour de <Island> Island
MiiNews IslandCycle The high-speed <Island> Island-circling cycling race was held today.

<Mii 1> and <Mii 2> were neck and neck right from the start.

But with just two miles until the finish line, <Mii 2>'s tummy started gurgling and he/she almost had to stop.

However, it spurred him/her on to cross the finish line in first place so that he could find the nearest restroom.

Hurricane Hits Hard
MiiNewsHurricane A powerful hurricane has landed on <Island Name> Island.

Our faithful weather correspondent <Mii> went to see how the situation is on the street.

<Mii>, how is it out there?

Hello! This is <Mii> reporting live!

I'm standing on <Island Name> Street and the hurricane is heading right this way...

I don't get paid enough for this! I could get blown away any minute! I'm outta here!

Beached Whale Set Free
MiiNewsWhale Early this morning <Mii 1> discovered a beached whale on the shore.

<Mii 1> called his neighbours to rescue the whale and they succeeded in returning it to the sea.

One rescuer named <Mii 2> said,

"I was moved by <Mii 1>'s kindness, and that's why I helped. I'm glad the whale was saved."

She seemed relieved.

It was later discover that the whale was in fact just a plastic toy which didn't make the rescuers too happy.

Gigantic Swing Set Swings Into Action
MiiNewsSwingingSwong An enormous swing set was unveiled at the peak of Mount <Mii First Name> in <Mii First Name> park today.

The ropes for this oversize swing are 40 feet long, and the contraption can send a rider through the air at 60 miles per hour.

<Mii 1>, who got off the swing looking shaken and unsteady said, "I really thought I was a goner.".

Robo-<Mii 1> Revealed
MiiNewsRobot Robot creator Prof. <Mii 2> has unveiled a new invention:

Robo-<Mii 1> made its first media appearance today.

Robo-<Mii 1> is a close replica of <Mii 1>.

Robo-<Mii 2> can move its head, arms and legs.... But not both legs at the same time

Prof. <Mii 2> said in his/her press conference,

"I have to keep working on it until I can reveal Robo-<Mii 1> Mark II."

Mt. <Island name> Climb
MiiNewsClimb Mt <Island Name> is the highest peak on <Island Name> Island.

<Mii> climbed the southwest route without oxygen and successfully finish the ascent.

Others have tried to climb Mt. <Island Name> before,

But none have challenged the south face without assistance,

<Mii>'s solo ascent sent shockwaves through the mountain climbing community.

Pressed Flower Incident
MiiNewsPressedFlower A trip to the local library didn't exactly go by the book for some islanders.

<Mii 1> and <Mii 2> went missing but were soon found safe and sound.

The bookworms said they fell asleep while hitting the books and got stuck with some pressed flowers.

Unfortunately, they too became pressed.

Pressed Miis are the perfect size and thickness for making good bookmarks, Now, that's one for the books!

<Food> Ice Age!
PizzaIceAge2 What would you do when you need something on cool down on a hot day?

The word on the street that there's a new chilly refreshment in town.

Frozen <food>!

If's perfect when you are hot and hungry.

Everyone from juniors to seniors love chilling out with it.

<Mii> who eats it every day, had this to say:

"Frozen <food>! It's like an avalanche in my mouth!"

<Food> Rock
MiiNews FoodRock A rock shaped like a/an/some <food> is the new hangout spot for young people.

The <food> rock sits off the <Island> Island coast and looks like a/an/some <food>.

It is one of the most famous locations on <Island> Island.

Professor <Mii's surname>, an expert on <food>-shaped rocks, had this to say:

"People go there to chill out, I guess."

Space-Station Snapshots
MiiNews SpaceStation Astronaut <Mii> recently sent down photos from the space station.

<Mii> blasted off in a rocket ship and arrived at the space station yesterday.

He/she captured the moment on camera and titled the photo, "Being weightless is a blast!"

<Mii> has been cooking space <food> sammies.

And he/she's testing how loss of gravity affects <treasure>s.

<Island> Island Blast
MiiNews Fireworks <Island> Island held its annual <Food> Fireworks Festival.

Twenty thousand rockets launched into the night sky this year, which is a big increase over last year.

When the centerpiece <Food> Firework went off, the crowd oohed and aahed.

It was truly a sight to behold.

Flat as a Pancake
MiiNews FlatPancake We have a terrible piece of news to report today.

This morning, <Mii> fell asleep on top of the laundry.

That's no big deal in itself, but he/she awoke to find that he/she had been ironed!

As you might expect, he/she was as flat as a pancake.

But with a bit of hot water and a three-minute wait, he/she was back to normal, albeit a little steamed.

Olympian Sky Diver
MiiNews Skydiver On the <date> of this month, self-proclaimed Olympian deity <Mii> fell from the sky.

<Mii> said, "I wasn't watching where I was going, and I fell through a crack in the clouds."

He/she added, "But since I'm down here, I suppose I should stay and check you mortals out."

Incidentally, <Mii> escaped injury by landing in a net firefighters had put out for a kitten.

Legendary Fish Causes a Splash
MiiNews ChepeFish A fish that was considered just a legend has finally been found swimming around <Island> Island.

The <Mii's Surname 1> Research Team fished it up after much hard work and paddling around.

The fish has the scientific name <Mii's Surname 2> aghasti.

It's so named because it has a constant surprised look on its face.

Mr./Ms. <Mii's Surname 1>, who discovered the fish, had this to say:

"It looks so surprised all the time, but not quite as surprised as I must have looked when I found it."

Film Festival Winner Announced
MiiNews FilmWinner <Island> Film Festival has announced its choice for this year's best short film.

The winner was chosen from more 2,500 entries.

<Mii 1>'s animated film <Treasure 1> and <Treasure 2> won.

<Mii 1> spent a year shooting at home to create this rather unique love story.

One of the judges, a director named <Mii 2>, said the movie "signals the start of a new era in film."

Extreme Eco-Car Revealed
MiiNews Ecocar Have you been waiting for a car that's so environmentally friendly it doesn't use any fuel at all? Well, here you go!

A large-scale test drive of the wonder car was held for the media and public today.

<Mii>, who got to test one of the cars, seemed extremely excited about it and had this to say:

"This should finally solve all of the world's pollution and fuel problems!"

Hot Barbecue Fusion
MiiNews Barbecue Everybody likes barbecuing food their own way.

But <Mii> has come up with something new that will really get your grills going.

<Mii> has found a combination of ingredients that makes for perfect shish kebabs. It includes

<food 1>, <food 2>, and <food 3>.

It might seem like an odd combination, but, as <Mii> says, "Don't hate it till you taste it!"

Bear Scare Reported
MiiNewsBears <Mii> reportedly had a close scrape with two bears today,

<Mii> spoke as if he'd/she'd escaped by the skin of his/her (or the bears') teeth, but

we suspect the bears were just park statues.

Police will talk to <Mii> to find out the bear facts of the case.

Cat Convention Held Today
MiiNewsCats The monthly Cat Convention is being held today.

Cats always gather at the sandpit in <Island Name> Park late at night on the (date) of the month.

House cats, strays and even tomcats are all welcome to join in the furry event.

What's more, the first 200 visitors also get a free bag of catnip

Seasonal Veggie Promo
MiiNewsVeg A special vegetable promotion was at <Island name> supermarket today.

<Last Name> and farming friends dressed up and lined up in the veggie isle.

They wanted to highlight the fresh veg they grew themselves with their specially made hats.

<Food> Marathon Held
MiiNews FoodMarathon The third annual <Food> Marathon was held today.

The <Food> Marathon follows a route that goes around <Island> Island.

First-place finisher <Mii 1> received a year's supply of <food>.

Runner-up <Mii 2> had this to say:

"I was upset that they had <food> at the drink stations instead of bottled water."

<Mii> Gone for Winter
MiiNews GoneForWinter <Mii> has taken to sleeping through winter in an attempt to save some money.

And we have been told that he/she has already gone into hibernation again this year.

"I found the perfect hole and didn't want to waste it," <Mii> said before tucking in for the long nap.

He/she plans to wake up next spring at the very earliest and said he/she might just sleep well into summer.

So if you need something from <Mii> before then, you'll just have to wait.

Chased by a Giant
MiiNews GiantChase We have received some earthshaking news.

A startling event occurred today when <Mii 1> and friends were nearly run over by a giant.

<Mii 2> had this to say after having narrowly escaped being flattened like a pancake:

"The giant just hurdled right over us and kept on running..."

Spooky Halloween Party
HalloweenParty Halloween Parties were held over <island name> island.

Islanders wore pumpkin masks and danced until morning. Spooky!

<Last Name>'s Masterpiece
MiiNewsGallery Master Painter <Last Name>'s Exhibition opened at the <Island's Name> Modern Art Museum.

<Last Name> is known as one of the greatest painters of our time.

The Latest masterpiece is a wonderfully crafted self-portrait with friends.

Art buffs queued for hours from early morning just to see the piece titled <Last Name>'s world.

<Mii> Bird Causes a flap
MiiNewsBabyBird An unusual bird has been spotted flying about the island recently,

It may seem ordinary from a distance. but the <Mii> Bird actually has a face like <Mii>

It is also known as The Lone <Mii> Bird because it never flies with other birds.

Since it is a very rare animal, please contact the wildlife conservation centre if you spot one.

Hot-Air Balloon event held
MiiNewsHotAirBalloon <Island Name> island held its annual hot-air balloon event today.

A whole flotilla of balloons went up into the blue skies.

One participant, <Mii> was on top of the world when he/she said,

"It was like a dream to fly up into the air like that. the wind felt so great."

Space Experiment Disaster
MiiNews SpaceDisaster The ambitious experiment to be the first person to eat a/an/some <food> in outer space...

unfortunately ended in complete failure yesterday.

Experts have analyzed the cause of the disaster, and it was determined that, before takeoff...

astronaut <Mii> had eaten the <food> that was supposed to be used in the experiment.

He/she said he/she had been too busy with takeoff peparations to buy lunch and he/she simply got hungry.

Fishing Tournament Held
MiiNews FishingTourney <Island> Lake is a popular spot for fishing enthusiasts.

So it's hardly surprising that a fishing tournament was held there.

However, <Mii> won the competition using a strange lure to catch a 22-inch fish.

<Mii> had this to say: "My <food>-shaped lure was the key to victory."

"I think these fish must like the taste of <food> too."

Well, you can't argue with success!

All-Time Record Low
MiiNews RecordLow The thermometer couldn't get any lower this morning as cold weather gripped <Island> Island.

Pavements, streams, buildings, and even the air froze, creating a silvery island of ice.

Even though it is very pretty, please don't walk around outside unless you want to be a shiny ice statue.

Figure-Skating Skills on Display
MiiNews FigureSkating <female Mii>, the darling of the figure-skating world, had her first public practice session this season.

<female Mii> took to the ice in her regular outfit and spun nonstop for six hours.

After practice, <female Mii> looked a bit dizzy but said she felt ready for competition.

Mii Nearly Pickled
MiiNews PickledMii We have some shocking news!

<Mii> got him/herself into a real jam when he/she slipped and fell into a pickle jar.

He/she was trapped in the container with carrots and gherkins.

Fortunately, <Mii> was taken out unhurt with the gherkins after about half a day.

We have received reports that the carrots are still in the jar.

Authorities say <Mii> will probably smell of pickles for a month.

Stop the Static!
Shocking The air is so dry right now that many people worry about getting a bad shock!

<Mii> has a reputation for giving off static shocks all the time.

Just brushing up against him can release a burst of miniature lightning.

<Mii> said, "The only way I can stop zapping people is to stay at home or stop wearing clothes..."

This reporter prefers the first option.

Holiday Tree Lit
Holiday Tree News A holiday tree has been set up in <Island> Island's Plaza.

The tree's light and decorations have really put everybody in a festive mood.

This year, the tree was decorated using ornaments with <Mii>'s face on them.

Visitors who came to see the tree seemed spellbound by its beauty.

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