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Rap Battle
RapBattle
Europe Name Rap Battle
Japanese Name N/A
Location Fountain
Event Time 6:00 p.m - 7:00 p.m.
How to Unlock
Have a Mii ask about donating funds to the Island

Rap Battle is an event in Tomodachi Life. Rap Battles take place at the fountain. In the battle, two Miis try to insult each other in rhymes until one of them cannot come up with a rhyme. When a Mii loses, they make an excuse to forfit the battle, they mess up a rhyme, or other reasons. A rap battle's length is random, some can go on for verses and some end after a few lines. The rapping Miis are supported by 1 or 2 other Miis, who cheer when a winning rap is heard.

The European versions of Tomodachi Life also features Word Chain , a seperate event that is similar to Rap Battle.

Lines

"A thesaurus is a thing you should invest"

"You're like a wind up toy that can't even wind"

"I can flow forever like a leaky faucet. Drip drip!"

"You're a li'l sparkler and I'm straight dynamite

"I hunt down rhymes like they're my prey"

"Wack rappers get burned by my lyrical grill"

"I'm super cool like a fresh milkshake:

"Congrats, you won this battle! Oh, wait- PSYCH!"

"I'm super clutch like a long putt sunk"

"My breezy flow makes branches sway"

"You're still a noob, I finished the quest."

"Hearing me rap is like seeing the light."

"Your rhymes are OB like a bad drive. Fore!"

"School's in session- you're about to get taught."

"I came for a battle, but you won't put up for a fight."

"I'm crazy talented, so we're completely unalike."

"Your standing still while I'm doing a backflip."

"I'm 10 out of 10, and your a negative 9."

"Like an angry bee, I'm on the attack."

"I'm an original, and your rhymes are trite."

"Your raps need fixing, so I brought my hammer."

"I'm an exterminator, and you're just a little pest."

"Got your straitlaced rhymes tied up in a knot."

"The ghost of bad raps has you possessed."

"You would go hungry if you ate food for thought."

"You can't even rap-you just yammer 'n' yammer."

"I'm more grown up than Age-o-matic spray."

"Your dinghy flips over in the wake of my yacht."

"Y'all sound like an alarm clock-BREEP BREEP!"

"You're losing this battle. Was that your plan?"

"You're out of style-I'm the epitome of glamour."

"All other rappers fall victim to my iron will."

"I'm a monster truck-you're just a minivan."

"Your ego is starving 'cuz you never let it feed!"

"Of all the bad rappers, you really take the cake."

If your bad raps were leaves, I'd need a big rake."

"My raps are so wild they make lions look tame."

"I heard that losing rap battles is you claim to fame."

Losing lines

"I'm hungry."

"I'm so cool, I'm frozen solid like a ... fish stick?"

"I flow like a river full of fish and ... twigs?"

"I'm on cloud 9, you're on cloud... 10?"

"I have more cats than you"

"Whatever."

"Your favorite movie isn't good."

"You don't have a 401(k) account."

"It's past my bedtime."

"I forgot to brush my teeth."

"I'm late for work!"

"Roses are blue, violets are red. Wait..."

"You look like a weird lizard."

"I give up. You win."

"I...disagree..."

"Um...yeah..."

"I have to go to the bathroom."

"I can keep rhyming until the cows, um...moo?"

"I forgot to feed my cats."

"I think I left the oven on."

"Um..."



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